
Possibly the person currently reading this.
Every family has one.
The one who:
Has an opinion about everything.
Remembers when things were better.
Likes things done properly.
Doesn’t suffer fools gladly.
And has somehow turned being grumpy into an achievement.
Grumpy Old Flocker celebrates them all with Cookie’s unmistakable sheep humour.
Small magnet.
Massive personality.
Grumpy Old Flocker features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, whose hand-drawn characters and visual humour have been making people laugh for decades.
Cookie’s artwork is known for:
Original cartoon illustrations
Iconic Flocker sheep
British humour
Strong personalities
Relatable characters
Designs that start conversations
And few characters start conversations quite like a Grumpy Old Flocker.
Dad getting increasingly grumpy?
Perfect.
This magnet makes a brilliant little gift for:
Birthdays
Father’s Day
Christmas
Stocking fillers
Just because
Especially if the entire family already agrees the title fits.
Grandad earned the title years ago?
Even better.
Grumpy Old Flocker makes a brilliant gift for Grandads who enjoy:
A good moan
Sheep humour
British comedy
Telling everyone how things should be done
Give it with love.
And then stand back.
Know someone who has gradually become the household Grumpy Old Flocker?
This magnet makes the perfect affectionate little dig.
Ideal for:
Husbands
Partners
Boyfriends
Long-suffering other halves
Cheeky enough to make them laugh.
Accurate enough to cause discussion.
Every workplace has one.
The person muttering about:
Meetings.
Technology.
Management.
The temperature.
Someone moving their mug.
Grumpy Old Flocker makes a brilliant little office gift.
Need something funny without spending ages choosing?
Sorted.
Grumpy Old Flocker makes a brilliant Secret Santa gift for:
Workmates
Friends
Family members
Dads
Grandads
Especially when everyone knows exactly who deserves it.
Small.
Funny.
Easy to wrap.
Perfect.
The Grumpy Old Flocker fridge magnet makes a brilliant Christmas stocking filler for the resident family grump.
Another birthday?
Another year grumpier?
Excellent.
This magnet makes a fun birthday extra for:
Dad
Grandad
Husband
Partner
Mate
Workmate
No sizing.
No complicated decisions.
Just identify the Grumpy Old Flocker.
Father’s Day presents don’t always have to be serious.
Grumpy Old Flocker makes a funny little Father’s Day gift for the Dad who:
Has strong opinions
Loves a moan
Says exactly what he thinks
Secretly enjoys being called grumpy
Retirement.
Finally.
More time to:
Complain about the weather.
Comment on the neighbours.
Inspect other people’s DIY.
And explain how things used to be done properly.
Grumpy Old Flocker makes a brilliant little retirement gift.
At approximately 60 x 60mm, Grumpy Old Flocker is a compact square of proper Flocker attitude.
Perfect for:
Fridges
Magnetic noticeboards
Office cabinets
Lockers
Campervan fridges
Tiny square.
Big grump.
The glossy finish helps Cookie’s artwork stand out and gives the magnet a bright, polished look.
Perfect for turning an ordinary fridge into somewhere with a little more personality.
Use your Grumpy Old Flocker magnet to hold:
Shopping lists
Family reminders
Photos
Notes
Appointments
Passive-aggressive messages about replacing the milk
Or simply stick it on the fridge and let the artwork do the talking.
Baaad Flockers® fridge magnets are a fun way to collect your favourite Cookie characters.
Choose your favourites.
Mix them together.
Build a fridge full of proper Flocker personalities.
Grumpy?
Yes.
Old?
Debatable.
Flocker?
Definitely.
The Grumpy Old Flocker Fridge Magnet from Baaad Flockers® combines original Cookie artwork, classic sheep humour and one very recognisable personality in a brilliant little gift.
For Dad.
For Grandad.
For partners.
For mates.
For whoever officially holds the title in your family.
WARNING: May result in increased muttering, unsolicited opinions and the proud announcement: “I’m not grumpy — I’m just saying it as it is.”
Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.
Design: Grumpy Old Flocker
Brand: Baaad Flockers®
Theme: Funny Sheep, Grumpy Humour & British Comedy
Product: Fridge Magnet
Original artwork by Cookie
Iconic Grumpy Old Flocker character
Approx. size: 60 x 60mm
Glossy finish
Compact square design
Great for fridges, noticeboards, lockers and office cabinets
Brilliant funny gift for Dad or Grandad
Ideal stocking filler or Secret Santa present
Dads
Grandads
Husbands
Partners
Friends
Workmates
Sheep lovers
Grumpy characters
Birthday gifts
Father’s Day gifts
Retirement gifts
Christmas gifts
Stocking fillers
Secret Santa gifts
Funny small gifts

