Grumpy Old Flocker Cushion | Funny Dad & Grandad Gift

Favourite chair?

Claimed.

Remote control?

Guarded.

Mood?

Grumpy.

Meet the Grumpy Old Flocker Cushion from Baaad Flockers® — the perfect throne topper for that certain someone who has transformed grumbling into an art form.

Featuring Cookie’s original Grumpy Old Flocker artwork and the wonderfully direct message:

“Grumpy Old Flocker Sits Here”

this bold 50cm x 50cm cushion makes it perfectly clear whose chair everyone else should probably avoid.

Soft.

Plump.

Funny.

And entirely appropriate for the household’s resident grumpy legend.

Grumpy Old Flocker Sits Here

Every family has one.

The Dad.

The Grandad.

The husband.

The partner.

The bloke who walks into the room, looks at the sofa and immediately says:

“Someone’s sitting in my spot.”

Well...

now nobody has an excuse.

The Grumpy Old Flocker Cushion officially marks the territory.

Chair claimed.

Case closed.

The Perfect Cushion for the Resident Grump

This cushion is made for the person who:

• Has a favourite chair
• Has strong opinions about the thermostat
• Controls the remote
• Thinks lights are being left on unnecessarily
• Frequently mutters about the price of things
• Has perfected the dramatic sigh
• Claims they aren’t grumpy at all

Recognise someone?

We thought you might.

Original Grumpy Old Flocker Artwork by Cookie

The cushion features Cookie’s original hand-drawn Grumpy Old Flocker artwork, bringing one of Baaad Flockers®’ best-known characters into the home.

Cookie’s artwork combines:

• British humour
• Expressive characters
• Hand-drawn detail
• Everyday observations
• Designs people immediately relate to

And few things are more relatable than having a Grumpy Old Flocker somewhere in the family.

50cm x 50cm Statement Cushion

At 50cm x 50cm, this isn't a tiny decorative cushion hiding in the corner.

It has enough presence to properly mark:

• The favourite armchair
• The end of the sofa
• The reading chair
• The man cave
• The garden room
• The campervan seat

If the Grumpy Old Flocker has a designated spot...

this belongs on it.

Soft, Plump & Perfect for Sulking

A funny cushion still needs to be comfortable.

The Grumpy Old Flocker Cushion is soft and plump, making it ideal for:

• Lounging
• Reading
• Watching television
• Afternoon naps
• Sporting-event commentary
• General grumbling

Comfort while complaining.

What more could they want?

Bold Printed Design

The bold printed design makes the message perfectly clear.

Grumpy Old Flocker Sits Here.

No lengthy explanation required.

No handwritten reservation signs.

No territorial negotiations.

Simply position the cushion and everybody knows.

The Ultimate Dad Gift

Buying for Dad?

This may be dangerously accurate.

The Grumpy Old Flocker Cushion makes a brilliant present for the Dad who has:

• A favourite chair
• Strong opinions
• A questionable relationship with the thermostat
• Control of the television remote
• A well-developed ability to complain

Perfect for making him laugh.

Even if he pretends it isn't funny.

Brilliant Gift for Grandad

Grandads have earned the right to be a little grumpy.

They've seen things.

They know better.

And they're probably going to tell you why.

The Grumpy Old Flocker Cushion makes a brilliant gift for Grandad, especially if everybody already knows exactly which chair belongs to him.

Funny Father’s Day Gift

Another pair of socks?

Another mug?

Or something that officially marks Dad's chair?

Exactly.

The Grumpy Old Flocker Cushion makes a fun and memorable Father's Day gift for the Dad who already has everything except legally recognised ownership of his armchair.

Until now.

Brilliant Retirement Gift

Retirement means:

No alarm clock.

No commute.

No meetings.

More time in the favourite chair.

Which makes the Grumpy Old Flocker Cushion practically essential.

A brilliant retirement gift for someone who's ready to:

• Put their feet up
• Watch daytime television
• Offer unsolicited opinions
• Avoid unnecessary meetings forever
• Perfect professional-level grumbling

Great Birthday Gift

Looking for a funny birthday gift for someone who embraces their grumpy reputation?

Perfect.

Ideal for:

• Dad
• Grandad
• Husband
• Partner
• Brother
• Mate
• Work colleague
• Retiring legend

Especially if the phrase “Grumpy Old Flocker” gets an immediate laugh from everybody else in the room.

A Christmas Gift with Character

Some Christmas gifts are useful.

Some are funny.

This one's both.

The Grumpy Old Flocker Cushion makes a great Christmas gift for the person who spends most of Boxing Day:

In their chair.

With the remote.

Commenting on everything.

Perfect for the Man Cave

The Grumpy Old Flocker Cushion feels completely at home in:

• Man caves
• Garden rooms
• Home bars
• Games rooms
• Garages
• Workshops
• Reading rooms

Anywhere there is a designated seat and someone very protective of it.

Great for Campervans & Caravans

Does your resident Grumpy Old Flocker travel?

Excellent.

Take the cushion along.

Perfect for:

• Campervans
• Caravans
• Motorhomes
• Holiday lodges
• Touring holidays

Because even on the road...

apparently they still need their spot.

A Funny Housewarming Gift

New house.

New furniture.

New favourite chair.

The Grumpy Old Flocker Cushion makes a fun housewarming present for someone whose personality moved in before the boxes were unpacked.

One of the Flock’s Favourite Characters

Grumpy Old Flocker has become a firm favourite because people immediately recognise him.

Sometimes in themselves.

More often in somebody else.

He represents the bloke who:

Says what he thinks.

Has seen it all before.

Doesn't suffer nonsense gladly.

And has fully accepted the title.

Grumpy Old Flocker.

Wear it.

Drink from it.

Now sit on it.

What Our Customers Say

★★★★★

“The quality and designs are brilliant.” – Tracy

Exactly what we want from Baaad Flockers® products:

Quality.

Character.

And something that raises a smile.

Part of the Baaad Flockers® Home Collection

Our cushions bring Cookie's artwork into the home, transforming sofas, chairs, bedrooms, garden rooms and campervans into proper Flocker territory.

Made for homes that appreciate:

• Original artwork
• British humour
• Personality
• Conversation-starting design
• A little harmless cheek

Because home décor doesn't need to whisper politely.

Heard, Never Herded

Grumpy Old Flocker fits perfectly into the Baaad Flockers® philosophy.

Have an opinion.

Be yourself.

Don't blindly follow everyone else.

And if somebody sits in your chair...

make sure there's a cushion explaining their mistake.

Heard, Never Herded.

60-Day Easy Returns

We want you to love your Baaad Flockers® purchase.

That's why we offer 60-day easy returns, giving you extra confidence whether you're buying the Grumpy Old Flocker Cushion for yourself or choosing one as a gift.

Great quality. Proper humour. Easy returns.

Grumpy Old Flocker Cushion – His Chair. His Rules.

Chair?

Claimed.

Remote?

Acquired.

Feet?

Up.

Conversation?

Depends what mood he's in.

The Grumpy Old Flocker Cushion combines Cookie's original artwork, bold British humour and proper comfort in one brilliantly giftable piece of home décor.

For Dads.

For Grandads.

For partners.

For retirees.

For favourite chairs.

For every grumpy legend who secretly loves the title.

WARNING: Introducing a Grumpy Old Flocker Cushion into the home may result in permanent chair ownership, increased remote-control authority and complaints whenever somebody moves it.

Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.

Product Details

• Design: Grumpy Old Flocker
• Message: “Grumpy Old Flocker Sits Here”
• Product: Printed Cushion
• Original artwork by Cookie
• Bold printed design
• Soft and plump
• Size: 50cm x 50cm
• Ideal for sofas and armchairs
• Perfect for favourite-chair territory
• Great for man caves and garden rooms
• Brilliant for campervans and caravans
• Funny gift for Dads and Grandads
• 60-day easy returns

Perfect For

• Grumpy Dads
• Grumpy Grandads
• Husbands
• Partners
• Retirees
• Dads with favourite chairs
• Grandads with favourite chairs
• Man caves
• Garden rooms
• Campervans
• Caravans
• Birthday gifts
• Father's Day gifts
• Christmas gifts
• Retirement gifts
• Housewarming gifts
• Funny gifts for men
• Baaad Flockers® fans