Grumpy Old Flocker Coaster | Funny Gift for Dad & Grandad

Mood?

Grumpy.

Patience?

Limited.

Brew?

Essential.

Meet the Grumpy Old Flocker Coaster from Baaad Flockers® — a funny 9 x 9cm glossy coaster featuring one of Cookie’s most recognisable Flocker characters and plenty of classic British attitude.

Cheeky, practical and brilliantly relatable, this coaster makes a cracking little gift for Dads, Grandads, husbands, partners, mates and anyone who has officially reached Grumpy Old Flocker status.

Grumpy?

Yes.

Old?

Debatable.

Flocker?

Absolutely.

Grumpy Old Flocker

Every family has one.

The person who:

Complains about the weather.

Complains about traffic.

Complains about the price of everything.

Then complains nobody makes a decent cup of tea anymore.

Meet the Grumpy Old Flocker.

A title.

An achievement.

Possibly even a badge of honour.

For the Proudly Grumpy

Being a Grumpy Old Flocker is not necessarily a bad thing.

It can mean:

You know what you like.

You know what you do not like.

And everyone else is going to hear about it.

This coaster celebrates those glorious characters who have earned enough life experience to stop pretending they are impressed.

Great Funny Gift for Dad

Dad getting slightly more opinionated every year?

Perfect.

Grumpy Old Flocker makes a brilliant gift for:

• Birthdays

• Father’s Day

• Christmas

• Retirement

• Stocking fillers

Especially if Dad already considers himself head of the Grumpy Old Flocker department.

Great Gift for Grandad

Grandad has stories?

Opinions?

Strong views about how things were better years ago?

Excellent.

This coaster makes a brilliant little gift for the family’s resident Grumpy Old Flocker.

Great Gift for Husband

Husband muttering at:

The television?

The neighbours?

The weather?

The thermostat?

Found his coaster.

Great Gift for a Mate

Know someone whose grumpiness has become part of their personality?

This is practically personalised.

Perfect for:

• Best mates

• Brothers

• Workmates

• Partners

• Pub friends

Great Retirement Gift

Retirement means:

No alarm.

No commute.

No meetings.

And considerably more time to complain recreationally.

Grumpy Old Flocker makes a fun retirement gift for someone moving confidently into their next stage of professional grumbling.

Great Man Cave Coaster

Grumpy Old Flocker deserves his own territory.

This coaster works brilliantly in:

• Man caves

• Home bars

• Pub sheds

• Garages

• Workshops

• Games rooms

Great Home Bar Coaster

Favourite chair?

Drink poured?

Nobody touching the remote?

Perfect.

Grumpy Old Flocker makes a fun addition to a home bar or pub shed.

Great Office Coaster

Office Grumpy Old Flocker?

Every workplace has one.

Probably sitting somewhere muttering about meetings.

This coaster makes a brilliant desk accessory for:

• Work colleagues

• Managers

• Retiring colleagues

• Home workers

Great Stocking Filler

Small.

Useful.

Funny.

Grumpy Old Flocker makes a brilliant Christmas stocking filler for Dad, Grandad, husbands and mates.

Great Secret Santa Gift

Pulled the office grump in Secret Santa?

Your work here is done.

Grumpy Old Flocker makes a memorable Secret Santa gift for the colleague whose reputation precedes them.

Great Birthday Extra

Already got the main present?

Add something they will actually recognise themselves in.

Perfect alongside:

• A mug

• A home bar gift

• A funny T-shirt

• Other Baaad Flockers® gifts

Original Artwork by Cookie

Grumpy Old Flocker features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, whose rebellious sheep characters have been making people laugh for decades.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustration

• British humour

• Relatable characters

• Cheeky observations

• Clever wordplay

• Designs that start conversations

Grumpy Old Flocker has become one of the characters people instantly recognise — because almost everyone knows one.

Glossy Finish

The glossy finish gives Cookie’s artwork a bright, clean appearance while turning an everyday coaster into a little piece of characterful homeware.

Handy 9 x 9cm Size

At approximately 9 x 9cm, Grumpy Old Flocker is a practical size for mugs, cups and glasses.

Perfect for:

• Coffee tables

• Kitchen tables

• Desks

• Home bars

• Man caves

• Pub sheds

Grumpy Old Flocker – A Title You Earn

Mood?

Still grumpy.

Brew?

Ready.

Conversation?

Only if necessary.

The Grumpy Old Flocker Coaster from Baaad Flockers® combines original Cookie artwork, classic British humour and everyday practicality in one compact 9 x 9cm glossy coaster.

For Dads.

For Grandads.

For husbands.

For mates.

For the gloriously grumpy.

And for anyone who wears the title Grumpy Old Flocker with pride.

Warning: May cause increased muttering, exaggerated sighing and unnecessary complaints about how things were better years ago.

Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.

Product Details

• Design: Grumpy Old Flocker

• Brand: Baaad Flockers®

• Artist: Cookie

• Product: Coaster

• Size: Approx. 9 x 9cm

• Glossy finish

• Durable material

• Designed to help protect surfaces

• Original Cookie artwork

• Funny sheep and grumpy humour

• Suitable for home, office, man cave or home bar

• Brilliant small gift for him

Perfect For

• Dads

• Grandads

• Husbands

• Partners

• Brothers

• Mates

• Work colleagues

• Retirees

• Grumpy old men

• British humour fans

• Man caves

• Home bars

• Pub sheds

• Birthday gifts

• Father’s Day gifts

• Retirement gifts

• Christmas gifts

• Stocking fillers

• Secret Santa gifts