Grumpy Old Flocker Greeting Card | Funny Grumpy Old Man Card

Grumpy?

Opinionated?

And getting better at it with age?

Meet the Grumpy Old Flocker.

The Grumpy Old Flocker Greeting Card from Baaad Flockers® is a funny, cheeky card made for the Dad, Grandad, husband, brother, mate or partner who has turned grumbling into an art form.

Packed with classic Flocker humour, original character and plenty of British wit, Grumpy Old Flocker is perfect for birthdays, Father's Day, retirement, celebrations or simply reminding someone that their reputation has officially caught up with them.

Grumpy.

Proud.

And not remotely interested in changing.

For the Grumpy Old Flocker in Your Life

Every family has one.

The one who complains about the weather.

The one who remembers when everything was cheaper.

The one who has very strong opinions about parking, music, television and “people these days”.

The Grumpy Old Flocker Card is for them.

Perfect for:

• Dads
• Grandads
• Husbands
• Partners
• Brothers
• Uncles
• Best mates
• Workmates
• Retirees
• Anyone who proudly embraces their grumpy side

A Brilliant Funny Card for Dad, Grandad & Him

Looking for something better than another predictable greeting card?

Grumpy Old Flocker says what everyone else is already thinking.

Perfect as a:

• Funny grumpy old man card
• Funny birthday card for Dad
• Funny birthday card for Grandad
• Funny card for husband
• Funny card for brother
• Funny card for mate
• Father's Day card
• Funny retirement card
• Old age humour card
• Sheep birthday card
• British humour card
• Funny card for him

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Grumpy Old Flocker Greeting Card is blank inside, giving you plenty of room to add your own message.

Something heartfelt?

You can.

Something cheeky?

Much more appropriate.

Or simply:

“Saw this and immediately thought of you.”

No further explanation required.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The Grumpy Old Flocker Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The substantial card stock helps the original artwork look crisp while giving the finished card a properly premium feel.

Grumpy character.

Excellent quality.

Even he might approve.

148 x 148mm Square Greeting Card

Each Grumpy Old Flocker Greeting Card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The square format gives the artwork plenty of room to stand out while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or keeping.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for your own personal message.

More Than Just a Birthday Card

You don't have to wait for a birthday to recognise a Grumpy Old Flocker.

This card also works brilliantly for:

• Father's Day
• Retirement
• Leaving work
• Friendship messages
• Thank-you cards
• Cheer-up messages
• Christmas stocking humour
• Celebrations
• Milestone birthdays
• Just because

Sometimes being grumpy deserves recognition all by itself.

Grumpy Old Man Humour – Flocker Style

Baaad Flockers® cards celebrate original characters, personalities and the funny side of everyday life.

And few characters are more recognisable than the Grumpy Old Flocker.

He has opinions.

He has standards.

And he's probably already told you what's wrong with the world today.

That's exactly why we love him.

Growing Older, Getting Grumpier

Some people mellow with age.

Others simply become more experienced at complaining.

The Grumpy Old Flocker Greeting Card celebrates those brilliant characters who may grumble, moan and roll their eyes — but who wouldn't be quite the same without it.

WARNING: Sending Grumpy Old Flocker may result in complaints about the card, complaints about the envelope and a lengthy explanation of why cards were better in the old days.

Heard, Never Herded.