Grass Guzzler Greeting Card | Funny Gardening & Lawn Mower Card

Grass getting out of control?

Release the Grass Guzzler.

The Grass Guzzler Greeting Card from Baaad Flockers® is a funny, quirky card made for gardeners, lawn enthusiasts and anyone who takes suspicious amounts of pride in a freshly cut patch of grass.

Packed with classic Flocker humour and plenty of character, Grass Guzzler is perfect for birthdays, Father's Day, celebrations or simply giving someone who loves their garden a good laugh.

Grass long?

Mower ready?

Time to guzzle.

Made for Gardeners & Lawn Lovers

Some people see a lawn.

Others see a project.

Straight lines.

Perfect edges.

Exactly the right cutting height.

And absolutely no tolerance for anybody walking across it immediately afterwards.

The Grass Guzzler Card celebrates the wonderfully obsessive world of mowing, gardening and keeping the lawn looking just right.

Perfect for:

• Gardeners
• Lawn lovers
• Gardening Dads
• Gardening Grandads
• Lawn mower enthusiasts
• Garden lovers
• Allotment fans
• Countryside lovers
• Outdoor enthusiasts
• Anyone obsessed with a freshly cut lawn

A Brilliant Birthday Card for Gardeners

Trying to find something different for someone who spends half their life in the garden?

The Grass Guzzler Card makes a brilliant funny card for anyone who loves mowing, gardening and being outdoors.

Perfect as a:

• Gardener birthday card
• Funny gardening card
• Lawn mower birthday card
• Gardening card for Dad
• Gardening card for Grandad
• Funny card for gardener
• Garden lover card
• Lawn lover card
• Father's Day gardening card
• Card for gardening husband
• Funny outdoor card
• Just because card

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Grass Guzzler Card is blank inside, so you can write exactly what you want.

Something heartfelt?

Absolutely.

A terrible gardening joke?

Even better.

Or simply:

“Have a mow-vellous birthday.”

Sorry.

Not sorry.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The Grass Guzzler Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The substantial card stock helps the artwork look crisp while giving the finished card a quality feel in the hand.

Because even somebody who's about to cover themselves in grass clippings deserves a decent card.

148 x 148mm Square Greeting Card

Each Grass Guzzler Card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The distinctive square format gives the design plenty of room to stand out while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or keeping.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for your own personal message.

More Than Just a Birthday Card

You don't need to wait for a birthday to unleash the Grass Guzzler.

It also works brilliantly for:

• Father's Day
• Retirement
• New home celebrations
• Gardening achievements
• Thank-you messages
• Friendship cards
• Congratulations
• Cheer-up cards
• Just-because messages

And, of course, celebrating the first mow of spring.

Apparently that's a thing.

Gardening Humour – Flocker Style

Baaad Flockers® is built around original characters, hobbies, interests and making people laugh.

Grass Guzzler takes something as ordinary as cutting the grass and gives it the full Flocker treatment.

Because gardeners don't just mow lawns.

They discuss them.

Measure them.

Admire them.

Then mow them again.

Keep on Guzzling

The Grass Guzzler Greeting Card combines gardening humour, quirky character and premium quality in a card designed for anyone happiest outside with something to mow.

Perfect for the gardener who knows exactly when the lawn needs cutting.

Usually before everyone else thinks it does.

WARNING: Sending Grass Guzzler may result in immediate lawn inspections, lengthy conversations about mower blades and somebody announcing that the grass could “do with another quick cut.”

Heard, Never Herded.