Kimmer Cards – Gone with the Wind | Funny Wild Swimming Greeting Card

Wind blowing.

Towel disappearing.

Changing robe attempting take-off.

Just another relaxing day of wild swimming.

The Kimmer Cards – Gone with the Wind from Baaad Flockers® is a funny greeting card inspired by wild swimming, open water adventures and the wonderfully unpredictable weather that comes with spending your time outdoors.

Created for wild swimmers, sea swimmers, cold-water dippers and anyone who has ever attempted to get changed beside the water in a gale, Gone with the Wind captures the less glamorous — and often much funnier — side of outdoor swimming.

Perfect for birthdays, celebrations, friendship messages or simply sending your favourite swimming buddy something that makes them say:

“That's definitely me.”

For Wild Swimmers Who Battle the Elements

Wild swimming isn't always calm water and beautiful sunrises.

Sometimes it's sideways rain.

Sometimes it's freezing cold.

And sometimes the wind appears determined to relocate every item you own to the next county.

The Gone with the Wind Card celebrates those brilliantly chaotic swimming days that somehow become the best stories afterwards.

Perfect for:

• Wild swimmers
• Open water swimmers
• Sea swimmers
• Cold water swimmers
• Lake swimmers
• Coastal swimmers
• Outdoor swimming groups
• Beach lovers
• Swimming buddies
• Anyone who refuses to let British weather spoil the adventure

A Brilliant Card for Wild Swimmers

Looking for a funny card for someone who would still consider swimming when everyone else is firmly staying indoors?

The Kimmer Gone with the Wind Card should feel reassuringly familiar.

Perfect as a:

• Wild swimming birthday card
• Open water swimming card
• Sea swimming card
• Cold water swimming card
• Funny swimmer card
• Windy weather card
• Coastal humour card
• Card for a swimming friend
• Card for a wild swimming Mum
• Card for a swimming buddy
• Outdoor adventure card
• Just because card

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Gone with the Wind Card is blank inside, leaving you plenty of space for your own message.

Something heartfelt?

Lovely.

Something funny?

Even better.

Or perhaps:

“Lovely day for a swim. Hold onto your towel.”

Very useful advice.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The Gone with the Wind Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The substantial card stock helps the artwork look crisp while giving the finished card a quality feel in the hand.

Strong enough to hold your message.

Although we'd still recommend keeping hold of it on a windy beach.

148 x 148mm Square Greeting Card

Each card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The square format gives the Gone with the Wind artwork plenty of space to stand out while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or keeping.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for your own message.

More Than Just a Birthday Card

The Kimmer Gone with the Wind Card works for plenty of occasions, including:

• Birthdays
• Friendship messages
• Swimming achievements
• Coastal adventures
• Swimming holidays
• Thank-you cards
• Celebration cards
• Cheer-up messages
• Shared swimming memories
• Just-because cards

Sometimes the best card is simply one that reminds somebody of a ridiculous day you shared.

Made for the Wild Swimming Community

Wild swimming has a wonderful way of making you appreciate the elements.

The cold.

The waves.

The rain.

The wind.

Maybe not always while they're happening.

But certainly afterwards, when you're warm, drinking something hot and telling everyone how brilliant it was.

The Gone with the Wind Card celebrates those moments and the friendships built around them.

Hold onto Your Towel

There are calm swimming days.

And then there are the memorable ones.

The Kimmer Gone with the Wind Card is made for outdoor swimmers who accept that a little chaos is simply part of the adventure.

WARNING: Sending Gone with the Wind may result in detailed weather discussions, tales of airborne towels and immediate debate about whether tomorrow is still swimmable.

Heard, Never Herded.