Flocker Greetings Cards | Funny, Witty, Rude & Cute Cards

Birthday?

Celebration?

Random Tuesday?

There is probably a Flocker card for that.

Welcome to Flocker Greetings Cards — a collection of original, funny, witty, cheeky and character-packed cards designed by British cartoonist Cookie.

Whether you want to make someone laugh, embarrass a mate, send a little love or simply remind somebody that you were thinking of them, our cards are made for people who prefer their greetings with a bit more personality.

Funny.

Witty.

Rude.

Cute.

Sometimes all four at once.

Greetings Cards with Flocker Personality

Some cards are polite.

Some cards are sentimental.

Flocker Cards?

They tend to have something to say.

From cheeky one-liners and ridiculous characters to sweet little moments and proper British humour, there is a design for almost every personality.

Perfect for:

• Birthdays

• Celebrations

• Christmas

• Congratulations

• Thank-you messages

• Friendship

• Retirement

• Just because

• People who need cheering up

• People who need taking down a peg

Funny Greetings Cards

Know someone who appreciates a proper laugh?

Excellent.

Our funny greetings cards combine Cookie’s original hand-drawn artwork with observational humour, wordplay and the occasional bit of Flocker mischief.

Ideal for:

• Best friends

• Partners

• Mates

• Dads

• Grandads

• Mums

• Sisters

• Brothers

• Colleagues

Witty Cards

Sometimes the best humour is the kind that takes a second.

Then lands.

Then gets read again.

Our witty Flocker designs are perfect for people who appreciate clever wordplay, visual jokes and a little British sarcasm.

Cheeky & Rude Cards

Some people deserve flowers.

Others deserve a card that makes them snort their tea.

Our cheekier designs are made for friends and family who appreciate humour with a little more bite.

Not overly serious.

Not particularly sensible.

Very Flocker.

Cute Cards

It is not all chaos.

Occasionally the Flockers behave themselves.

Almost.

Our collection also includes quirky, sweet and characterful cards perfect for anyone who wants to send something warm without becoming too sentimental.

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

Every card is blank inside, giving you the freedom to say exactly what you want.

Write:

Something heartfelt.

Something ridiculous.

An inside joke.

A long message.

Or simply:

“Happy Birthday. That’s all you’re getting.”

Your card.

Your message.

Your way.

Original Artwork by Cookie

Every Flocker card begins with original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie.

Cookie’s designs are known for:

• Original hand-drawn characters

• British humour

• Clever wordplay

• Quirky personalities

• Relatable situations

• Conversation-starting artwork

These are not generic greetings cards.

They have proper character.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

Each card is printed on 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and premium-quality feel.

Strong enough to stand proudly on the mantelpiece.

Even if the message inside probably should not be shown to Nan.

148 x 148mm Square Size

Our Flocker greetings cards measure approximately 148 x 148mm square.

Large enough to showcase Cookie’s artwork.

Compact enough to post, gift or sneak onto someone’s desk.

White Envelope Included

Every card includes a white envelope, ready for posting, gifting or handing over with a suspicious grin.

Great Birthday Cards

Birthday coming up?

Skip the boring card aisle.

Flocker Cards make brilliant birthday cards for:

• Him

• Her

• Dad

• Mum

• Grandad

• Grandma

• Husband

• Wife

• Partner

• Friends

• Colleagues

Great Cards for Him

Looking for a funny card for a bloke who is notoriously difficult to buy for?

Try something involving:

Sheep.

Fishing.

Camping.

Cars.

Beer.

Grumpiness.

Or simply questionable behaviour.

We probably have him covered.

Great Cards for Her

From witty and cheeky to cute and characterful, our range includes plenty of cards for:

• Mums

• Partners

• Wives

• Sisters

• Friends

• Colleagues

• Anyone with a healthy sense of humour

Great Cards for Dad & Grandad

Some of our strongest characters were practically made for Dads and Grandads.

Especially the grumpy ones.

Funny cards are perfect for:

• Father’s Day

• Birthdays

• Retirement

• Christmas

• Just because

Great Friendship Cards

Sometimes your best friend does not need a long emotional speech.

They just need something that makes them laugh.

Flocker Cards are perfect for celebrating:

• Long friendships

• Inside jokes

• Shared disasters

• Questionable decisions

• Years of mutual sarcasm

Great Retirement Cards

Finished work?

Excellent.

Time to officially become:

A golfer.

A fisherman.

A campervan owner.

A full-time grumbler.

Or someone who repeatedly announces:

“I don’t know how I ever had time to work.”

Our funny retirement cards make a brilliant way to mark the occasion.

Great “Just Because” Cards

Who says you need an occasion?

Send someone a Flocker Card because:

They made you laugh.

They need cheering up.

You saw the design and immediately thought of them.

Or you simply enjoy causing trouble through the post.

Cards Worth Keeping

Cookie’s artwork means many customers do more than read their cards.

They keep them.

Pin them up.

Put them on the fridge.

Frame them.

Because sometimes a greetings card is not just a message.

It is a small piece of original cartoon artwork.

Say It Like a Flocker

Sweet?

Maybe.

Funny?

Definitely.

Subtle?

Depends which card you choose.

With Flocker Greetings Cards, you can say what you want in a way that feels a little less ordinary.

Pick the character.

Write the message.

Send the laugh.

Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.

Product Details

• Collection: Flocker Greetings Cards

• Artist: Cookie

• Brand: Baaad Flockers®

• Approx. 148 x 148mm square

• 300gsm silk card

• Blank inside

• White envelope included

• Original Cookie artwork

• Funny, witty, rude and cute designs

• Suitable for birthdays, celebrations and everyday occasions

Perfect For

• Birthdays

• Christmas

• Retirement

• Congratulations

• Thank-you cards

• Friendship cards

• Cards for him

• Cards for her

• Cards for Dad

• Cards for Mum

• Cards for Grandad

• Cards for friends

• Funny cards for colleagues

• Just-because cards