All I Want For Christmas Is… Everything! Coaster | Funny Christmas Gift by Cookie

Peace on earth?

Lovely.

Goodwill to all?

Absolutely.

Presents?

Everything, please.

Meet the All I Want For Christmas Is… Everything! Cookie Classics Christmas Coaster from Baaad Flockers® — a funny festive coaster featuring Cookie’s original artwork and a wonderfully honest take on the Christmas wish list.

Perfect for Christmas stockings, Secret Santa gifts, festive tables, office desks and anyone who has never understood the phrase “I don’t want anything this year.”

Small coaster.

Big Christmas list.

Zero shame.

All I Want For Christmas Is… Everything!

Some people ask for:

Socks.

Chocolate.

A book.

Others take a slightly broader approach.

Everything.

The All I Want For Christmas Is… Everything! design celebrates that gloriously enthusiastic side of Christmas with Cookie’s unmistakable humour.

Perfect for the person who:

• Loves Christmas

• Loves presents

• Has a very long wish list

• Starts festive planning suspiciously early

• Definitely knows what they want

Why narrow it down?

Original Christmas Artwork by Cookie

This festive Cookie Classic features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, whose hand-drawn characters and visual humour have been making people smile for decades.

Cookie’s work is known for:

• Original illustrations

• British humour

• Expressive characters

• Clever observations

• Quirky visual storytelling

• Designs that start conversations

His Christmas artwork brings that same personality to the festive season.

Because Christmas décor should be fun too.

Funny Christmas Coaster

Your Christmas table already has:

Crackers.

Napkins.

Glasses.

Far too much food.

Now give it some personality.

This funny Christmas coaster is perfect for:

• Festive dining tables

• Coffee tables

• Christmas parties

• Kitchen tables

• Home bars

• Office desks

Useful festive décor with a proper sense of humour.

Christmas Décor with Personality

Not everyone wants perfectly coordinated, serious Christmas décor.

Some of us want:

Laughs.

Characters.

Cheeky sayings.

And artwork that actually feels like us.

The Cookie Classics Christmas Collection is made for people who prefer their festivities with a little more personality.

Brilliant Christmas Stocking Filler

This is where the coaster really comes into its own.

Small.

Useful.

Funny.

Easy to wrap.

The All I Want For Christmas Is… Everything! Coaster makes a brilliant stocking filler for:

• Mum

• Dad

• Partners

• Friends

• Workmates

• Teenagers

• Grown-up children

• That person with the enormous Christmas list

Pop it in their stocking.

Wait for them to read it.

Watch them laugh.

Perfect Secret Santa Gift

Secret Santa can be difficult.

You need something:

Affordable.

Funny.

Useful.

And not painfully boring.

Sorted.

This coaster makes a brilliant Secret Santa gift for the colleague, friend or family member who wants absolutely everything.

Subtle hint?

Possibly.

Funny Gift for Mum

Mum says:

“Don’t get me anything.”

Dangerous statement.

The Christmas list usually appears later.

This coaster makes a fun little gift for Mums who love Christmas, presents and a good laugh.

Funny Gift for Dad

Dad may claim he wants:

“Nothing.”

Then suddenly remember several things he “wouldn’t mind”.

Exactly.

Add this coaster to his stocking and let Cookie do the talking.

Brilliant Gift for Friends

Know someone whose Christmas wish list resembles a small catalogue?

Perfect.

This coaster makes a fun little present for:

• Best friends

• Sisters

• Brothers

• Partners

• Workmates

Especially anyone famous for saying:

“I only want a few little things…”

Approx. 9 x 9cm

At approximately 9 x 9cm, the coaster is a practical everyday size for:

• Mugs

• Cups

• Glasses

Compact enough to slip easily into a Christmas stocking while still giving Cookie’s artwork plenty of room to shine.

Glossy Finish

Finished with a glossy surface, helping the festive artwork look bright, polished and full of character.

Perfect for Christmas tables and everyday winter brews.

Durable Everyday Design

Made from durable materials, Cookie Classics Coasters are designed for regular use throughout Christmas and beyond.

Perfect for:

• Kitchens

• Living rooms

• Offices

• Christmas tables

• Home bars

• Festive gatherings

Because Christmas humour shouldn’t disappear as soon as the presents are opened.

Great for Christmas Morning

Christmas morning essentials:

Presents.

Tea.

Coffee.

Chocolate before breakfast.

No judgement.

The All I Want For Christmas Is… Everything! coaster is perfect for holding the Christmas morning brew while everybody works through the presents.

Brilliant Office Christmas Gift

Got a colleague who starts talking about Christmas in October?

Found them.

This coaster makes a fun little office gift for:

• Christmas enthusiasts

• Work besties

• Secret Santa

• Desk décor

• Festive gift swaps

A small way to make the office feel considerably more festive.

Great Add-On Gift

Already bought the main present?

Add the coaster.

Perfect alongside:

• A mug

• Chocolates

• Gift vouchers

• Other Cookie Classics

• A Christmas hamper

A small extra that makes the present feel more personal.

Perfect for the Impossible-to-Buy-For

What do you buy for someone who wants everything?

This.

Obviously.

Sometimes the best gift is one that makes them laugh at themselves.

Collect the Cookie Classics Christmas Collection

The Cookie Classics Christmas Collection brings Cookie’s humour into the most wonderfully chaotic time of year.

Expect:

• Festive characters

• Christmas jokes

• Original artwork

• British humour

• Designs made to raise a smile

Perfect for:

• Stockings

• Secret Santa

• Christmas tables

• Festive gift bundles

Because Christmas should never be boring.

All I Want For Christmas Is… Everything! – Finally, an Honest Christmas List

Christmas list?

Long.

Expectations?

High.

Coaster?

Sorted.

The All I Want For Christmas Is… Everything! Cookie Classics Coaster combines original Cookie artwork, cheeky Christmas humour and a practical glossy finish in one brilliant little festive gift.

For stocking fillers.

For Secret Santa.

For Christmas tables.

For the person who genuinely cannot narrow the list down.

WARNING: Giving this coaster as a Christmas gift may result in increasingly ambitious wish lists, suspiciously specific hints and absolutely no reduction in the number of presents requested.

Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.

Product Details

• Design: All I Want For Christmas Is… Everything!

• Collection: Cookie Classics Christmas Collection

• Theme: Funny Christmas & Festive Humour

• Product: Coaster

• Original artwork by Cookie

• Quirky Christmas design

• Durable construction

• Glossy finish

• Approx. size: 9 x 9cm

• Suitable for mugs, cups and glasses

• Brilliant Christmas stocking filler

• Perfect Secret Santa gift

• Great festive table accessory

Perfect For

• Christmas lovers

• Mum

• Dad

• Partners

• Friends

• Sisters

• Brothers

• Workmates

• Christmas stockings

• Secret Santa

• Festive tables

• Office gifts

• Christmas parties

• Small Christmas gifts

• Add-on presents

• Cookie Classics collectors