Frog’s Porn Metal Sign | Funny Frog & Man Cave Sign by Cookie

Frog lover?

Possibly.

Sense of humour?

Definitely required.

Meet the Frog’s Porn Metal Sign from the Cookie Classics Collection by Baaad Flockers® — a cheeky 8" x 8" metal sign featuring original Cookie artwork, British humour and exactly the sort of title that makes people stop and look twice.

Perfect for man caves, garden bars, sheds, garages, home bars, workshops and quirky homes, Frog’s Porn is made for people who prefer their wall art slightly less polite.

Funny.

Original.

Impossible to ignore.

A Cookie Classic with a Cheeky Side

Some wall art is tasteful.

Some is calming.

Some is called Frog’s Porn.

Cookie Classics has never been about blending quietly into the background.

This design brings together Cookie’s original cartoon imagination and cheeky British humour in a metal sign designed to:

• Make people laugh

• Start conversations

• Raise eyebrows

• Give your wall considerably more personality

Mission accomplished.

Original Artwork by Cookie

The Frog’s Porn sign features original artwork by Cookie, the British cartoonist behind decades of memorable T-shirt designs, cartoon characters and visual jokes.

Cookie’s work is known for:

• British humour

• Original characters

• Hand-drawn personality

• Unexpected ideas

• Visual jokes

• Artwork that makes people look twice

And with a title like Frog’s Porn...

looking twice is almost guaranteed.

Perfect for Frog Lovers with a Sense of Humour

Know someone who loves frogs?

Even better if they appreciate a slightly cheekier joke.

The Frog’s Porn Metal Sign makes a brilliant gift for:

• Frog lovers

• Wildlife fans

• Gardeners

• Pond owners

• Countryside characters

• Animal lovers

• People who enjoy irreverent humour

Not your average frog ornament.

Thankfully.

Brilliant Man Cave Sign

The man cave is exactly where Frog’s Porn feels at home.

Hang it in:

• Man caves

• Garages

• Workshops

• Games rooms

• Home bars

• Garden rooms

A great way to add some original Cookie humour to the wall.

And possibly confuse visitors.

Perfect for Garden Bars

Got a garden bar?

You need something on the wall that makes people laugh before the first drink is poured.

Frog’s Porn works brilliantly in:

• Garden bars

• Outdoor entertaining spaces

• Covered patios

• Garden rooms

• Pub-style sheds

A cheeky conversation starter for summer evenings.

Great for Sheds & Workshops

Sheds deserve better than bare walls.

Add Frog’s Porn to:

• Tool sheds

• Workshops

• Hobby rooms

• Garages

• Potting sheds

Somewhere between the tools and the things you’ve been meaning to fix since 2019.

8" x 8" Statement Size

At 8 inches x 8 inches, the sign is compact enough to fit into smaller spaces while still giving Cookie’s artwork plenty of impact.

Ideal for:

• Gallery walls

• Man caves

• Garden bars

• Garages

• Workshops

• Sheds

• Home bars

Small sign.

Large personality.

High-Quality Metal

Made from high-quality metal, Frog’s Porn is designed to be durable and easy to display.

A proper metal sign built for real spaces.

Not something that gives up after one damp afternoon.

Rust-Resistant Construction

The rust-resistant construction makes it suitable for a wide variety of indoor and sheltered outdoor areas.

Perfect for:

• Garages

• Garden rooms

• Sheds

• Covered outdoor spaces

• Workshops

• Home bars

UV-Resistant & Fade-Resistant

The sign is designed to be UV-resistant and fade-resistant, helping the original Cookie artwork stay looking bold over time.

Because jokes this good deserve longevity.

Pre-Drilled Holes for Easy Hanging

No complicated instructions.

No unnecessary DIY drama.

The sign comes with pre-drilled holes for straightforward hanging.

Choose the wall.

Fix it up.

Wait for someone to notice the title.

Done.

A Brilliant Funny Gift

Need a gift for someone who has everything?

Excellent.

They almost certainly don’t have this.

Frog’s Porn makes a brilliant present for:

• Dad

• Grandad

• Husband

• Partner

• Brother

• Mate

• Work colleague

Especially if their sense of humour tends to sit slightly outside the polite zone.

Great Birthday Gift

Looking for a birthday gift that definitely won’t disappear into the background?

This is it.

Perfect for anyone who likes:

• Funny wall signs

• Frogs

• Wildlife

• British humour

• Garden décor

• Quirky artwork

Wrap it.

Hand it over.

Enjoy the reaction.

Funny Father’s Day Gift

Dad already has:

Socks.

Mugs.

Tools.

Possibly far too much stuff for the shed.

Give him Frog’s Porn instead.

A funny Father’s Day gift for Dads who appreciate:

• Cheeky humour

• Garden life

• Man caves

• Original artwork

• Signs that make visitors laugh

A Different Christmas Gift

Christmas shopping for somebody awkward?

Sorted.

The Frog’s Porn Metal Sign makes a brilliantly unusual Christmas gift for the person who:

• Says they don’t want anything

• Already has everything

• Likes slightly inappropriate humour

• Has wall space

Perfect combination.

Great for the Impossible-to-Buy-For

Cookie Classics metal signs are made for difficult gift-buying situations.

Someone who doesn’t need anything?

Give them original artwork.

Someone who has everything?

Give them Frog’s Porn.

Someone impossible to surprise?

Challenge accepted.

Part of the Cookie Classics Collection

The Cookie Classics Collection brings some of Cookie’s most memorable and unusual creations back across clothing, gifts and wall art.

From campers and surfers to wildlife, visual jokes and designs that need a second look, Cookie Classics celebrates decades of imagination and humour.

Original.

Unexpected.

Very Cookie.

60-Day Easy Returns

We want you to love your Baaad Flockers® purchase.

That’s why we offer 60-day easy returns, giving you extra confidence whether Frog’s Porn is heading onto your own wall or being wrapped up for somebody else.

Original artwork. Proper humour. Easy returns.

Frog’s Porn Metal Sign – Definitely Not Your Average Frog Gift

Wall?

Ready.

Frog?

Present.

Explanation?

Optional.

The Frog’s Porn Metal Sign combines Cookie’s original artwork, cheeky British humour and durable metal construction in one compact 8" x 8" conversation starter.

For frog lovers.

For man caves.

For garden bars.

For difficult-to-buy-for friends.

For people who think ordinary wall art is a waste of a perfectly good wall.

WARNING: Hanging Frog’s Porn may result in double takes, inappropriate laughter and visitors asking you to explain the sign to them.

Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.

Product Details

• Design: Frog’s Porn

• Collection: Cookie Classics

• Original artwork by Cookie

• High-quality metal sign

• Size: 8" x 8"

• Rust-resistant construction

• UV-resistant

• Fade-resistant

• Suitable for indoor or outdoor display

• Pre-drilled holes for easy hanging

• Great for man caves and home bars

• Perfect for sheds and garden rooms

• Brilliant funny gift

• 60-day easy returns

Perfect For

• Frog lovers

• Wildlife fans

• Gardeners

• Pond owners

• Man caves

• Garden bars

• Home bars

• Garages

• Workshops

• Sheds

• Dads

• Grandads

• Husbands

• Partners

• Friends

• Birthday gifts

• Father’s Day gifts

• Christmas gifts

• Housewarming gifts

• Difficult-to-buy-for people