Frog’s Porn Coaster | Funny Frog Gift by Cookie

Frog?

Yes.

Tasteful?

Debatable.

Funny?

Absolutely.

Meet the Frog’s Porn Cookie Classics Coaster from Baaad Flockers® — a cheeky glossy coaster featuring one of Cookie’s wonderfully irreverent classic designs.

Perfect for frog lovers, fans of cheeky British humour, man caves, home bars, offices and anyone who enjoys artwork that makes people look twice, Frog’s Porn is exactly the sort of design that turns an ordinary brew into a conversation starter.

Small coaster.

Big reaction.

Frog’s Porn – A Proper Cookie Classic

Some artwork is elegant.

Some is sophisticated.

And then there’s Frog’s Porn.

This is classic Cookie:

Unexpected.

Cheeky.

Slightly ridiculous.

Completely memorable.

It’s the kind of design people notice, laugh at and then insist on showing someone else.

Perfect for anyone who enjoys:

• Funny frog designs

• Cheeky humour

• British comedy

• Quirky artwork

• Novelty gifts

• Designs with personality

Original Artwork by Cookie

Frog’s Porn features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, whose hand-drawn characters and visual humour have been raising smiles for decades.

Cookie’s work is known for:

• Original illustrations

• British humour

• Quirky characters

• Clever visual jokes

• Slightly mischievous ideas

• Designs that start conversations

Frog’s Porn ticks pretty much every box.

Brilliant Funny Frog Gift

Know someone who loves frogs?

Even better if they’ve got a slightly questionable sense of humour.

This coaster makes a brilliant gift for:

• Frog lovers

• Amphibian fans

• Wildlife enthusiasts

• Quirky-art lovers

• People with a cheeky sense of humour

Not your average frog gift.

Thankfully.

Funny Adult Humour Gift

Some gifts are polite.

This one is more memorable.

Frog’s Porn makes a brilliant choice for people who enjoy:

• Cheeky jokes

• British humour

• Slightly naughty gifts

• Conversation-starting artwork

• Something a little different

Funny without needing to take itself seriously.

Perfect Man Cave Coaster

Man cave missing something?

Probably this.

Frog’s Porn fits brilliantly into:

• Man caves

• Garages

• Games rooms

• Home bars

• Workshops

• Garden rooms

A small finishing touch with a big sense of humour.

Brilliant Home Bar Gift

Home bars should have personality.

Frog’s Porn makes a fun addition to:

• Home bars

• Garden bars

• Pub sheds

• Games rooms

• Entertaining spaces

Place it somewhere visible.

Then wait for the comments.

Funny Office Coaster

Want to make your desk slightly less boring?

This should do it.

Perfect for:

• Home offices

• Work desks

• Staff rooms

• Studios

• Creative spaces

Though it may prompt questions.

Quite a lot of questions.

Approx. 9 x 9cm

At approximately 9 x 9cm, the coaster is a useful everyday size for:

• Mugs

• Cups

• Glasses

Compact enough for any table.

Big enough to get noticed.

Glossy Finish

Finished with a glossy surface, helping Cookie’s artwork stand out and giving the coaster a clean, polished look.

Cheeky design.

Neat finish.

Excellent combination.

Durable Everyday Design

Made from durable materials, Cookie Classics coasters are designed for regular everyday use.

Perfect for:

• Kitchens

• Living rooms

• Home bars

• Offices

• Man caves

• Garden rooms

Built for your brew.

Designed for the laugh.

Brilliant Birthday Gift

Need a birthday gift for someone with a mischievous sense of humour?

Sorted.

Frog’s Porn makes a brilliant present for:

• Friends

• Partners

• Dads

• Grandads

• Workmates

• Difficult-to-buy-for characters

Small enough to be easy.

Funny enough to be remembered.

Great Father’s Day Gift

Dad appreciates questionable humour?

Perfect.

Frog’s Porn makes a fun little Father’s Day gift for the Dad or Grandad who enjoys something a bit less predictable.

Much better than another plain coaster.

Great Secret Santa Gift

Got the colleague with the cheekiest sense of humour?

You’ve found their present.

Frog’s Porn makes a brilliant Secret Santa gift because it’s:

• Funny

• Useful

• Compact

• Easy to wrap

• Guaranteed to start a conversation

Office discretion advised.

Possibly.

Brilliant Stocking Filler

Small.

Funny.

Easy to wrap.

Frog’s Porn makes a brilliant:

• Christmas stocking filler

• Small festive gift

• Add-on present

• Secret Santa gift

A stocking filler they definitely won’t forget.

Great Housewarming Gift

New home?

New man cave?

New bar?

Perfect excuse.

Frog’s Porn makes a funny housewarming gift for someone who prefers quirky wall and table décor over anything too serious.

Perfect for the Impossible-to-Buy-For

They’ve got everything.

They don’t need anything.

Do they have a Frog’s Porn coaster?

Almost certainly not.

Problem solved.

Gift Sets Available Too

Want something a little more substantial?

Cookie Classics coaster gift sets are available too, giving you the chance to combine several of Cookie’s most memorable designs.

Perfect for:

• Birthdays

• Christmas

• Father’s Day

• Housewarmings

• Funny gift bundles

One classic gets a laugh.

A whole set gets a reaction.

Collect the Cookie Classics

The Cookie Classics Collection brings together some of Cookie’s funniest, strangest and most memorable artwork.

Expect:

• Quirky characters

• British humour

• Visual jokes

• Classic designs

• Slightly questionable ideas

• Artwork people remember

There’s usually one that reminds you of somebody.

Frog’s Porn?

You know exactly who.

Frog’s Porn – Definitely Not Your Average Coaster

Frog?

Present.

Humour?

Questionable.

Tea?

Safely parked.

The Frog’s Porn Cookie Classics Coaster combines Cookie’s original artwork, cheeky British humour and a practical glossy finish in one brilliantly memorable gift.

For frog lovers.

For man caves.

For home bars.

For people who think polite homeware is overrated.

WARNING: Owning Frog’s Porn may result in raised eyebrows, spontaneous laughter and repeated requests to explain exactly what is going on.

Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.

Product Details

• Design: Frog’s Porn

• Collection: Cookie Classics

• Theme: Funny Frog & Cheeky British Humour

• Product: Coaster

• Original artwork by Cookie

• Quirky frog design

• Durable construction

• Glossy finish

• Approx. size: 9 x 9cm

• Suitable for mugs, cups and glasses

• Ideal for home, office, man cave or home bar

• Coaster gift sets also available

• Brilliant funny novelty gift

Perfect For

• Frog lovers

• Wildlife fans

• Fans of cheeky humour

• Dads

• Grandads

• Partners

• Friends

• Workmates

• Man caves

• Home bars

• Offices

• Birthday gifts

• Father’s Day gifts

• Christmas gifts

• Stocking fillers

• Secret Santa gifts

• Housewarming gifts

• Cookie Classics collectors