
Fridge?
Full.
Actual meal?
Debatable.
Food?
May contain traces.
Meet the Fridge May Contain Traces of Food Metal Sign from Baaad Flockers® — a bold 8” x 8” metal wall sign packed with Cookie’s original humour and one painfully accurate observation about everyday kitchen life.
Perfect for anyone whose fridge contains:
Five sauces.
Three questionable leftovers.
Half a lemon.
Something in a tub nobody remembers making.
And somehow nothing for dinner.
Funny, relatable and unmistakably Flockers, this sign makes a brilliant gift for foodies, families, students, Mums, Dads, home cooks and anyone whose fridge regularly looks much fuller than it actually is.
Opened the fridge.
Looked inside.
Closed it.
Opened it again five minutes later.
Still nothing.
Sound familiar?
Fridge May Contain Traces of Food celebrates one of life’s great mysteries:
How can a fridge be completely full while simultaneously containing absolutely nothing you want to eat?
This funny kitchen sign features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, the artist behind Baaad Flockers® and decades of character-led British humour.
Cookie’s designs are known for:
Original hand-drawn artwork
British humour
Everyday observations
Cheeky sayings
Strong characters
Relatable comedy
Designs that start conversations
And few subjects are more universally relatable than staring into the fridge hoping dinner magically appears.
Kitchen looking a little too sensible?
Problem solved.
This sign makes a brilliant addition to:
Kitchens
Dining areas
Utility rooms
Breakfast rooms
Pantry spaces
Home bars
Ideally somewhere near the fridge.
Obviously.
Know someone whose fridge is permanently full of things but never actual ingredients?
Found their gift.
Perfect for:
Food lovers
Busy households
Students
Families
Home cooks
Takeaway enthusiasts
Foodie?
Maybe.
Organised foodie?
Less certain.
Fridge May Contain Traces of Food makes a fun gift for anyone who loves eating but has occasionally forgotten the important step of buying something to cook.
Mum opens the fridge and somehow creates dinner from absolutely nothing?
That is basically magic.
This funny metal sign makes a brilliant gift for:
Birthdays
Mother’s Day
Christmas
Housewarmings
Dad opens the fridge and announces:
“There’s nothing in here.”
while standing directly in front of a fully stocked fridge?
Perfect.
Found his sign.
Ideal for:
Birthdays
Father’s Day
Christmas
Student fridge?
Potentially contains:
Milk.
Something unidentified.
Takeaway sauce sachets.
One onion.
Very little else.
This sign feels right at home.
A brilliant gift for:
University students
New renters
First flats
Student kitchens
New kitchen?
Needs humour.
Fridge May Contain Traces of Food makes a brilliant housewarming gift for friends, family or couples settling into a new home.
Much more entertaining than another generic kitchen plaque.
One person says:
“We’ve got loads of food.”
The other says:
“There’s absolutely nothing to eat.”
Both somehow correct.
This funny metal sign makes a brilliant gift for couples whose biggest evening decision is what to have for dinner.
Know somebody who lives mainly on:
Takeaways.
Snacks.
Random fridge contents.
Perfect.
This sign makes a brilliant funny gift for friends and workmates.
Got a kitchen bar or social space?
This sign fits brilliantly alongside:
Drinks areas
Breakfast bars
Home bars
Garden rooms
A little Cookie humour where everyone gathers.
Campervan fridge?
Tiny.
Contents?
Questionable.
This sign makes a funny addition to campervan life for travellers who understand the challenge of creating dinner from whatever survived the journey.
Need something funny and easy to give?
Sorted.
Perfect for:
Mum
Dad
Partners
Friends
Students
Foodies
Workmates
Mum has spent years hearing:
“What’s for dinner?”
Give her the sign that says exactly how she feels.
A fun Mother’s Day gift for Mums who enjoy kitchen humour.
Dad regularly checks the fridge despite knowing nothing new has appeared?
This makes a brilliant Father’s Day gift.
Retirement?
More time at home.
More visits to the fridge.
Still nothing new.
Fridge May Contain Traces of Food makes a fun retirement gift for someone with a good sense of humour.
Office foodie?
Serial snacker?
Constantly discussing lunch?
Found their Secret Santa gift.
Christmas fridge?
Completely packed.
January fridge?
Different story.
This funny kitchen sign makes a brilliant Christmas gift for friends and family.
At approximately 8” x 8”, this sign is the perfect size for adding humour to a kitchen without taking over the wall.
Ideal for:
Above the fridge
Beside kitchen shelving
Utility rooms
Breakfast bars
Pantry walls
Small sign.
Suspiciously accurate message.
Made from high-quality metal, the sign is designed to give Cookie’s artwork a durable home.
Practical décor.
Much more personality.
The sign is rust-resistant, making it suitable for indoor use and appropriate sheltered outdoor areas.
Ideal for kitchens, garden rooms and covered entertaining spaces.
Fridge May Contain Traces of Food is UV-resistant and fade-resistant, helping the artwork stay bold over time.
Unlike whatever is at the back of the fridge.
Best not inspect that.
No complicated installation.
The sign comes with pre-drilled holes for quick and straightforward mounting.
Choose wall.
Hang sign.
Open fridge.
Find nothing.
Repeat.
Fridge?
Full.
Dinner?
Still undecided.
Food?
Possibly.
The Fridge May Contain Traces of Food Metal Sign from Baaad Flockers® combines original Cookie artwork, relatable kitchen humour and proper Flocker attitude in one bold 8” x 8” wall sign.
For foodies.
For families.
For students.
For Mum.
For Dad.
For anyone who regularly opens the fridge hoping something new has appeared.
WARNING: May result in repeated fridge inspections, takeaway menus appearing mysteriously and somebody asking, “Who ate the last one?”
Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.
Design: Fridge May Contain Traces of Food
Brand: Baaad Flockers®
Theme: Kitchen, Food & British Humour
Product: Metal Wall Sign
Size: 8” x 8”
High-quality metal
Rust-resistant
UV-resistant
Fade-resistant
Pre-drilled holes for easy hanging
Suitable for indoor use and appropriate sheltered outdoor spaces
Original artwork by Cookie
Brilliant funny kitchen gift and wall decoration
Foodies
Families
Home cooks
Students
Mums
Dads
Partners
Friends
Workmates
New homeowners
Kitchens
Utility rooms
Campervans
Home bars
Birthday gifts
Mother’s Day gifts
Father’s Day gifts
Housewarming gifts
Retirement gifts
Christmas gifts
Secret Santa gifts

