Flockin' Lost! Zoodie – Funny Full Zip Walking & Adventure Hoodie

Wrong turn?

Missed footpath?

Absolutely convinced everyone else is going the wrong way?

Welcome to Flockin' Lost!

The Flockin' Lost! Zoodie from Baaad Flockers® is a funny full zip graphic hoodie made for walkers, hikers, campers, travellers and outdoor adventurers who know that getting slightly lost is often part of the fun.

Featuring Cookie’s original hand-drawn Flockin' Lost! artwork, this comfortable zip hoodie combines practical everyday wear with classic British humour and unmistakable Flocker personality.

Perfect for walking holidays, countryside adventures, hiking, dog walking, camping, road trips, weekends away or exploring somewhere completely new, it is made for people who prefer adventure over following the crowd.

Where are we going?

No idea.

But we’re going anyway.

Heard, Not Herded.

Made for Walkers, Wanderers & the Occasionally Lost

Some people carefully plan every route.

Some download three maps and check the weather forecast twice.

And then there are Flockers.

The Flockin' Lost! Full Zip Hoodie celebrates those adventures where the route becomes optional and the story gets considerably better.

Ideal for:

• Walking
• Hiking
• Countryside adventures
• Dog walking
• Camping
• Travelling
• Walking holidays
• Weekend breaks
• Road trips
• Festivals
• Exploring new places
• Generally having no idea where you are

Original Flockin' Lost! Artwork by Cookie

Every Baaad Flockers® design starts with an idea and a pencil.

The Flockin' Lost! artwork is hand drawn by Cookie, whose distinctive cartoon style and decades of experience creating bestselling graphic clothing bring character and originality to every design.

Created in our countryside studio, this design combines outdoor adventure, quirky illustration and the cheeky British humour Baaad Flockers® is known for.

No generic graphics.

No blending into the crowd.

And definitely no requirement to know exactly where you're going.

Full Zip Comfort for Outdoor Adventures

Our Zoodies are full zip hoodies, giving you the comfort of a hoodie with the flexibility of a zip front.

Wear it open when you're tackling the uphill section and zip it up when the wind suddenly appears at the top.

Made using quality cotton or cotton-blend fabric, the Flockin' Lost! Zoodie is designed for comfortable everyday wear and durability.

Cookie’s artwork is reproduced using high-quality digital printing, helping the design remain bold while the garment is designed to retain its shape, colour and print quality wash after wash.

Flockin' Lost! Zoodie Features

• Original Flockin' Lost! artwork hand drawn by Cookie
• Designed in our countryside studio
• Designed in the UK
• Full zip front
• Comfortable unisex fit
• Quality cotton or cotton-blend fabric
• Practical front pockets
• 3-panel lined hood
• Quality hood cords
• Flocker chest logo
• Signature graphic back print
• High-quality digital printing
• Durable print and colour retention
• Ideal for layering
• Great for walking and outdoor adventures
• Produced using more sustainable methods
• Printed especially for your order

Sizes Small to 5XL

The Flockin' Lost! Full Zip Hoodie is available in sizes Small to 5XL.

Please note that colour availability may be limited in 3XL, 4XL and 5XL.

Colours may vary slightly depending on garment availability and individual screen settings.

Finding Your Perfect Fit

Finding the right fit matters to us too.

Please check our Zoodie size guide and garment measurements before ordering.

If you're unsure which size to choose, just ask us — we're always happy to help.

A Brilliant Gift for Walkers & Hikers

Know someone who loves a good walk but occasionally struggles with the navigation?

The Flockin' Lost! Zoodie makes a funny and practical gift for anyone who enjoys walking, hiking, camping or spending time outdoors.

Perfect as a:

• Funny walking gift
• Gift for walker
• Gift for hiker
• Camping gift
• Hiking gift
• Dog walking gift
• Travel gift
• Outdoor adventure gift
• Gift for someone with no sense of direction
• Funny gift for Dad
• Funny gift for Mum
• Gift for husband
• Gift for wife
• Retirement gift
• Birthday gift
• Christmas gift

Perfect for Walking Holidays

The full zip design makes the Flockin' Lost! Zoodie particularly useful for walking and exploring.

Zip it up when you're cold.

Open it when you warm up.

Check the map.

Turn the map around.

Ask someone passing by.

Pretend that was where you were going all along.

Printed Especially for You

Every Baaad Flockers® garment is printed especially for your order, helping us offer more original designs while reducing unnecessary stock and waste.

Please allow approximately 3–4 working days for production before dispatch.

60-Day Easy Returns

We want you to enjoy your Flockers purchase.

That's why you have 60 days for easy returns, giving you extra peace of mind whether you're ordering for yourself or choosing one as a gift.

Not Lost. Just Taking the Scenic Route.

The Flockin' Lost! Zoodie combines Cookie’s original artwork, full zip comfort and classic British humour.

Made for walkers, wanderers and adventurers who understand that the best stories rarely start with:

“We followed the route perfectly.”

WARNING: Wearing Flockin' Lost! will not improve your navigation skills. It may, however, make taking the wrong path considerably more entertaining.

Heard, Not Herded.

A hiker's favourite, this gorgeously thick Rugged Hoodie is the perfect gift for someone who often finds themselves having to recalculate! 

The Flockin' Lost! Hoodie from Baaad Flockers® is designed with Cookie's signature humour. Its thickness and quality will keep you comfortable and looking good wash after wash, and its high-quality print ensures the graphic really stands out. After all, that's what we're all about here at Baaad Flockers - being Heard, Not Herded!

• • • Fit: Great fitting rugged hoodie, available in sizes Small to 5XL.
    • Material: Heavyweight UltraSoft Peach Finish fabric
    • Features:
      • 3-panel waffle-lined fabric hood with Ecru flat chunky hood cords
      • Kangaroo pouch pocket with concealed iPod and phone pocket
      • Pullover hoodie
      • Full zipped option available

     

    • Colours: Available in various colours - (they may differ)
    • Chest Sizes:
      • Small: To fit 37" chest
      • Medium: To fit 40" chest
      • Large: To fit 43" chest
      • XLarge: To fit 46" chest
      • 2XLarge: To fit 50" chest
      • 3XLarge*: To fit 53" chest
      • 4XLarge*: To fit 56" chest
      • 5XLarge*: To fit 59" chest
    • Origin: Designed and crafted in Worcestershire, UK
    • Environmental Consciousness: Produced with efforts to reduce environmental impact

    Key Features:

    • Versatility: Suitable for various activities, from casual wear to outdoor adventures
    • Care: Retains its colour, shape, and comfort wash after wash
    • Craftsmanship: Created by Cookie, a seasoned artist known for quirky, bestselling designs
    • UK-Made: designed and printed in the UK, ensuring the highest quality

    Baaad flockers® is known for making bold and hilarious statements. The brand is new, but Cookie the artist has been creating bestselling designs for years. Every design is handdrawn with digital screen-printing methods..

    Check out our T-shirt collection and more designs in the making! 

    All designs aare printed especially for you so expect 3-4 days production time and then postage.

    Warning: Addictive Brand! Once you're in the flock, there's no going back!

    This hoodie is perfect for both casual wear and outdoor adventures, making it a great gift for someone or yourself. Just remember to check the sizing before ordering!

    If you have any specific questions or need further details, feel free to ask!

  Note: Colours may vary as each hoodie is hand-crafted. Please check sizing before ordering.

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  This garment is made to order expect 5-7 days delay for delivery so we can handcraft your item.