Flockin Lost Polo Shirt | Funny Hiking & Outdoor Polo

Map checked.

Path followed.

Wrong turn taken.

Now completely...

Flockin Lost.

The Flockin Lost Polo Shirt from Baaad Flockers® combines classic smart-casual polo styling with Cookie’s original hand-drawn humour and a design every walker, camper and outdoor adventurer will understand.

Made for those occasions when the walk was supposed to take two hours, the path has mysteriously disappeared and somebody keeps confidently saying:

“I’m sure it’s this way.”

Featuring a small Flockers® chest logo and a bold Flockin Lost signature back print, this short-sleeved polo gives you a smart, understated front with full Flocker attitude waiting behind.

Smart Casual with Flocker Attitude

A polo shirt doesn’t have to be sensible.

The Flockin Lost Polo gives you classic polo styling with the sort of humour Baaad Flockers® is known for.

Wear it for:

• Weekends
• Pub trips
• Walking holidays
• Camping
• Caravanning
• BBQs
• Country shows
• Outdoor events
• Family holidays
• Casual days
• Informal workwear
• General wandering without a reliable sense of direction

Smart enough for the pub.

Cheeky enough for everybody to know you’re a Flocker.

Made for Walkers Who Occasionally Wander

There are walkers who study the route carefully.

There are walkers who use GPS.

And then there are the people who confidently march ahead before eventually asking:

“Has anyone actually seen a signpost recently?”

The Flockin Lost Polo Shirt is for them.

Perfect for:

• Hikers
• Walkers
• Ramblers
• Campers
• Caravan enthusiasts
• Dog walkers
• Outdoor adventurers
• Walking groups
• Countryside lovers
• People with questionable navigation skills

Perfect for Hiking & Walking Holidays

Walking holidays create wonderful memories.

Beautiful views.

Fresh air.

Quiet countryside.

And occasionally...

Complete confusion.

Flockin Lost makes a brilliant polo for:

• Countryside walks
• Coastal paths
• National park trips
• Hiking weekends
• Walking holidays
• Campsite adventures
• Woodland walks
• Long-distance trails
• Pub stops afterwards

Because getting slightly lost often becomes the best story of the weekend.

A Brilliant Funny Gift for Hikers

Buying for somebody who loves walking but isn’t always entirely sure where they’re going?

Perfect.

The Flockin Lost Polo Shirt makes a brilliant gift for:

• Dad
• Grandad
• Husband
• Partner
• Brother
• Walking mate
• Dog walker
• Camper
• Rambler
• Retiree
• Outdoor-loving friend

Ideal for:

• Birthdays
• Father’s Day
• Christmas
• Retirement
• Walking holidays
• Camping trips
• Secret Santa
• Just because

Especially if they are normally the person nobody allows to lead the walk.

Original Artwork by Cookie

Every Baaad Flockers® design begins with Cookie’s original hand-drawn artwork.

From the first sketch through to the finished character, Cookie brings decades of cartooning experience, detail and unmistakable humour to every design.

The result is clothing that doesn’t simply carry a graphic.

It carries personality.

Flockin Lost takes one of those wonderfully familiar outdoor situations and turns it into classic Flocker humour.

Cheeky.

Relatable.

And extremely appropriate for certain members of the walking group.

Signature Baaad Flockers® Polo Styling

The Flockin Lost Polo Shirt combines Cookie’s artwork with classic polo styling.

Signature details include:

• Small Flockers® logo on the chest
• Bold Flockin Lost back print
• Short sleeves
• Classic polo styling
• Comfortable modern fit
• Ribbed self collar
• Taped neck
• 3 self-coloured button placket
• Twin-needle stitching for added durability

Clean and understated from the front.

Completely Flockin Lost at the back.

Bold Signature Back Print

The main Flockin Lost artwork sits proudly across the back, giving Cookie’s illustration the room it needs to make an impact.

The smaller Flockers® chest logo keeps the front classic and easy to wear.

Front:

Smart casual.

Back:

Navigation failure.

Perfect.

Premium Fabric & Everyday Comfort

Made using premium heavyweight cotton or cotton-blend fabric, the Flockin Lost Polo is designed for regular wear, comfort and durability.

Its comfortable modern fit makes it easy to wear whether you’re:

• Heading to the pub
• Walking the dog
• Travelling
• Camping
• Going to an event
• Meeting friends
• Exploring the countryside
• Trying to work out where the car is

Designed to help maintain its:

• Shape
• Colour
• Print quality
• Comfortable fit

Wash after wash.

Classic Polo Styling

Finished with a ribbed self collar, taped neck and 3 self-coloured button placket, the Flockin Lost Polo gives you a smarter alternative to a graphic t-shirt without losing the humour.

Twin-needle stitching adds extra durability for regular wear.

A proper polo.

Just not a particularly serious one.

Classic Navy Style

Available in navy, the Flockin Lost Polo Shirt is easy to pair with:

• Jeans
• Shorts
• Walking trousers
• Casual trousers
• Boots
• Trainers

The classic navy colour keeps the overall look versatile while allowing Cookie’s artwork to provide the personality.

From Trail to Pub

One of the finest parts of any walk is the point where everyone finally agrees it’s time for the pub.

The Flockin Lost Polo works brilliantly once the boots are off and the stories begin.

Who took the wrong turn?

Who ignored the map?

Who said:

“Trust me.”

And most importantly...

Who’s getting the next round?

Designed in Herefordshire

Baaad Flockers® is an independent British clothing and gift brand built around original artwork, character and British humour.

Our designs are developed in our Herefordshire countryside studio, where Cookie creates the characters and illustrations behind the flock.

Each idea begins with a sketch and develops into artwork designed to make people stop, smile and start a conversation.

Made in the UK

Our garments are made in the UK, bringing together British creativity, quality clothing and distinctive design.

Because Baaad Flockers® isn’t about following what everybody else is wearing.

We may be sheep...

but we’re certainly not sheep-like.

Produced with Sustainability in Mind

As Baaad Flockers® grows, reducing unnecessary waste remains important to us.

Our printed garments are produced using digital printing methods and more sustainable practices, allowing clothing to be produced according to demand rather than unnecessarily overproduced.

That means:

• More Cookie designs
• Less unnecessary stock
• Reduced overproduction
• Garments printed especially for customers

More choice.

Less waste.

Proper Flocker thinking.

XS to 5XL Size Range

The Flockin Lost Short-Sleeved Polo Shirt is available from XS through to 5XL.

Please note that colour availability may be more limited in sizes 3XL to 5XL.

Size Guide

• XS: 33/34"
• S: 35/37"
• M: 38/40"
• L: 41/43"
• XL: 44/47"
• 2XL: 48/50"
• 3XL: 51/53"
• 4XL: 54/56"
• 5XL: 58/60"

Please check the size guide before ordering.

Printed Especially for You

Each Baaad Flockers® garment is printed especially for your order.

By printing according to demand, we can offer a wider range of Cookie’s original artwork while helping to reduce unnecessary stock, overproduction and waste.

Please allow approximately 3–4 working days for production before dispatch.

A little extra time.

A lot more Flocker.

60-Day Easy Returns

We want you to love your Baaad Flockers® purchase.

That’s why we offer 60-day easy returns, giving you extra confidence when shopping online.

Whether you’re buying Flockin Lost for yourself or choosing it for someone whose sense of direction has become a family joke, you have plenty of time should you need to return it.

Great designs. Quality clothing. Easy returns.

Flockin Lost – Adventure Was Definitely This Way

Map?

Yep.

Compass?

Maybe.

Phone signal?

Obviously not.

Any idea where we are?

Flockin Lost.

The Flockin Lost Polo Shirt celebrates the walkers, campers and outdoor adventurers who know that a wrong turn doesn’t necessarily ruin the day.

Sometimes it just makes the story better.

For hiking.

For camping.

For walking holidays.

For pub stops.

For everyone who has ever confidently announced:

“It’s definitely this way.”

WARNING: Wearing Flockin Lost may result in strangers sharing stories about navigation disasters, friends hiding the map from you and permanent removal from the position of walk leader.

Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.

Product Features

• Design: Flockin Lost
• Garment: Short-Sleeved Polo Shirt
• Colour: Navy
• Theme: Hiking, walking, camping and outdoor humour
• Original artwork hand drawn by Cookie
• Designed in our Herefordshire countryside studio
• Made in the UK
• Premium heavyweight cotton or cotton-blend fabric
• Classic polo styling
• Short sleeves
• Comfortable modern fit
• Ribbed self collar
• Taped neck
• 3 self-coloured button placket
• Twin-needle stitching for added durability
• Small Flockers® chest logo
• Bold signature Flockin Lost back print
• Designed for durable print and colour retention
• Digitally printed
• Produced using more sustainable methods
• Printed especially for your order
• Approximate production time: 3–4 working days
• 60-day easy returns
• Sizes XS to 5XL

Perfect For

• Hikers
• Walkers
• Ramblers
• Campers
• Dog walkers
• Walking groups
• Countryside lovers
• Outdoor enthusiasts
• Walking holidays
• Camping trips
• Hiking dads
• Walking grandads
• Birthday gifts
• Father’s Day gifts
• Christmas gifts
• Retirement gifts