
Looking for them?
Don’t bother.
Cave occupied.
Flocker?
Flockin’ Lost!
Meet the Flockin’ Lost! His / Hers Cave Metal Signs from Baaad Flockers® — bold 8” x 8” metal wall signs made for people who have found their favourite hideaway and have absolutely no intention of leaving anytime soon.
Choose the version that suits your space and bring some proper Cookie humour to the man cave, she shed, garage, workshop, garden room, craft room, home bar or personal retreat.
Sometimes you are not actually lost.
You simply do not want to be found.
Everybody needs somewhere to disappear occasionally.
His cave.
Her cave.
Garage.
Shed.
Craft room.
Garden room.
Wherever peace happens.
Flockin’ Lost! celebrates those glorious moments when the door closes and the outside world can manage perfectly well without you for a while.
Perfect for anyone who appreciates:
Personal space
Man cave humour
She shed humour
British comedy
Funny wall signs
Original Cookie artwork
Being temporarily unavailable
Missing?
No.
Hiding?
Possibly.
Different cave.
Same attitude.
Choose the design that works for your space:
Perfect for:
Man caves
Garages
Workshops
Home bars
Games rooms
Sheds
Perfect for:
She sheds
Craft rooms
Studios
Garden rooms
Home offices
Personal retreats
Whichever one you choose, the message is clear:
Flockin’ Lost!
Flockin’ Lost! features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, creator of Baaad Flockers® and decades of character-led British humour.
Cookie’s artwork is known for:
Original hand-drawn illustrations
Rebellious sheep
British humour
Outdoor and lifestyle themes
Cheeky sayings
Strong personalities
Designs that start conversations
This one is made for anyone whose favourite destination is somewhere nobody else is likely to interrupt them.
Man cave?
This belongs on the wall.
Flockin’ Lost! makes a brilliant sign for:
Games rooms
Home bars
Garages
Workshops
Hobby rooms
Sheds
A polite warning?
Not exactly.
Effective?
Hopefully.
Got a she shed or personal escape space?
Perfect.
Flockin’ Lost! adds a little attitude to:
She sheds
Craft rooms
Garden rooms
Studios
Sewing rooms
Home offices
Close door.
Hang sign.
Disappear.
Couple with separate hideaways?
Even better.
The His / Hers versions make a fun gift idea for couples who each have their own favourite space.
Perfect for:
Anniversaries
Housewarmings
Birthdays
Christmas
New garden rooms
New sheds
His space.
Her space.
Mutual understanding.
Dad disappeared into the shed again?
Found him.
Flockin’ Lost! makes a brilliant gift for:
Birthdays
Father’s Day
Christmas
Retirement
Especially for Dads whose “five-minute job in the garage” takes most of the afternoon.
Mum has a craft room, garden room or favourite escape?
Sorted.
The Hers Cave version makes a brilliant gift for:
Birthdays
Mother’s Day
Christmas
Retirement
Especially for Mums who occasionally deserve a door that means:
Do not disturb.
Know a couple who each have their own hobby space?
Perfect.
These cave signs make a funny gift for:
Married couples
Partners
New homeowners
Retired couples
Garden room owners
Because togetherness is lovely.
Separate sheds are also lovely.
Garage?
Sanctuary?
Probably both.
Flockin’ Lost! makes a brilliant garage sign for someone who spends suspicious amounts of time:
Fixing things
Cleaning things
Organising tools
Avoiding household jobs
Shed door?
Needs a warning.
Flockin’ Lost! makes a perfect addition to:
Garden sheds
Tool sheds
Hobby sheds
Pub sheds
A clear indication that entry may require snacks.
Working?
Maybe.
Flockin’ Lost?
Definitely.
This sign works brilliantly in:
Workshops
Studios
Garages
Hobby rooms
Making spaces
Crafting in progress?
Do not disturb.
The Hers Cave version makes a fun addition to:
Sewing rooms
Art rooms
Craft spaces
Studios
Especially if “just finishing this bit” usually means another two hours.
Garden rooms were created for exactly this sort of thing.
A place to:
Relax.
Read.
Create.
Hide.
Flockin’ Lost! fits perfectly.
Home bar?
Another excellent place to disappear.
This funny sign adds proper Flocker humour to:
Home bars
Pub sheds
Garden bars
Entertainment rooms
Gaming?
Watching sport?
Playing pool?
Unavailable.
Flockin’ Lost! makes a brilliant addition to games rooms and entertainment spaces.
Working from home?
Or hiding from everyone?
Nobody needs to know.
This sign makes a fun addition to a home office or private workspace.
Need a funny present for someone with their own special space?
Sorted.
Perfect for:
Dad
Mum
Partner
Husband
Wife
Friend
Workmate
Dad already has everything?
Does he have a sign formally declaring himself Flockin’ Lost?
Exactly.
A brilliant Father’s Day gift for shed dwellers, garage disappearers and man cave owners.
Mum deserves her own space.
Preferably with a sign.
The Hers Cave version makes a funny Mother’s Day gift for Mums who love their craft room, studio or garden retreat.
Retirement?
Excellent.
More time to disappear.
More time in the shed.
More time crafting.
More time doing absolutely whatever you want.
Flockin’ Lost! makes a brilliant retirement gift.
New house?
New garage?
New garden room?
Sorted.
These funny cave signs make a brilliant housewarming gift for anyone setting up their favourite personal space.
Funny.
Useful.
Easy to wrap.
The Flockin’ Lost! Cave Signs make a brilliant Christmas gift for the person who already owns everything except a proper warning sign.
Know someone in the office who regularly disappears?
Found their present.
Flockin’ Lost! makes a brilliant Secret Santa gift for colleagues with a strong sense of humour.
At approximately 8” x 8”, each cave sign is compact enough to fit onto doors and smaller walls while still making the message perfectly clear.
Ideal for:
Doors
Garages
Sheds
Workshops
Garden rooms
Home bars
Craft rooms
Games rooms
Small sign.
Strong hint.
Made from high-quality metal, the sign is designed to give Cookie’s original artwork a durable home.
Proper wall décor.
Proper Flocker attitude.
The sign is rust-resistant, making it suitable for indoor use and appropriate sheltered outdoor spaces.
Ideal for:
Garages
Workshops
Sheds
Garden rooms
Covered areas
Flockin’ Lost! is UV-resistant and fade-resistant, helping Cookie’s artwork remain bold over time.
Even if the cave owner has completely disappeared.
No complicated instructions.
The signs include pre-drilled holes for straightforward mounting.
Choose cave.
Choose wall.
Hang sign.
Disappear.
Cave?
Ready.
Door?
Closed.
Flocker?
Gone.
The Flockin’ Lost! His / Hers Cave Signs from Baaad Flockers® combine original Cookie artwork, cheeky British humour and proper hideaway attitude in one bold 8” x 8” metal sign.
For man caves.
For she sheds.
For garages.
For craft rooms.
For Dad.
For Mum.
For anyone who has perfected the art of being technically at home but completely unavailable.
WARNING: May result in closed doors, mysteriously extended hobby sessions and repeated calls of “I’ll be out in a minute!”
Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.
Design: Flockin’ Lost!
Brand: Baaad Flockers®
Versions: His Cave / Hers Cave
Theme: Man Caves, She Sheds, Personal Spaces & British Humour
Product: Metal Wall Sign
Size: 8” x 8”
High-quality metal
Rust-resistant
UV-resistant
Fade-resistant
Pre-drilled holes for easy hanging
Suitable for indoor use and appropriate sheltered outdoor spaces
Original artwork by Cookie
Brilliant funny cave gift and wall decoration
Man cave owners
She shed owners
Dads
Mums
Husbands
Wives
Partners
Couples
Friends
Retirees
Garage owners
Shed owners
Crafters
Gamers
Home bar owners
Garden room owners
Birthday gifts
Mother’s Day gifts
Father’s Day gifts
Retirement gifts
Housewarming gifts
Christmas gifts
Secret Santa gifts

