Flockin' Lost! Greeting Card | Funny Adventure & Sheep Humour Card

Know where you’re going?

No.

Pretending you do?

Absolutely.

Flockin’ Lost!

The Flockin’ Lost! Greeting Card from Baaad Flockers® is a funny, cheeky card made for people who somehow manage to turn every journey into an unexpected adventure.

Packed with classic Flocker humour, sheep-inspired wordplay and plenty of British wit, Flockin’ Lost! is perfect for walkers, travellers, adventurers, mates or anyone whose sense of direction leaves a little to be desired.

Lost?

No.

Taking the scenic route.

Made for People Who Are Always Getting Lost

Some people have a brilliant sense of direction.

Others can get lost leaving the car park.

The Flockin’ Lost! Card celebrates those wonderfully directionally challenged characters who never quite seem to know where they are — but usually have a good story by the end of it.

Perfect for:

• Walkers
• Hikers
• Travellers
• Campers
• Outdoor lovers
• Best mates
• Partners
• Dads
• Adventurers
• Anyone who refuses to admit they’re lost

A Brilliant Funny Adventure Card

Looking for a card for someone whose navigation skills are legendary for all the wrong reasons?

Flockin’ Lost! makes a brilliant choice.

Perfect as a:

• Funny adventure card
• Funny hiking card
• Walking humour card
• Travel humour card
• Funny sheep card
• Funny card for walker
• Funny card for hiker
• Funny card for traveller
• Funny card for mate
• Funny card for Dad
• British humour card
• Just because card

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Flockin’ Lost! Greeting Card is blank inside, giving you plenty of room to add your own message.

Something heartfelt?

Absolutely.

Something cheeky?

Much more appropriate.

Or simply:

“You’re not lost. You’re exploring.”

That’s the official story anyway.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The Flockin’ Lost! Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The substantial card stock helps the original artwork look crisp while giving the finished card a premium feel in the hand.

Navigation may be questionable.

Quality isn’t.

148 x 148mm Square Greeting Card

Each Flockin’ Lost! Greeting Card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The square format gives the artwork plenty of room to stand out while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or keeping.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for your personal message.

No map included.

More Than Just a Birthday Card

You don’t need a birthday to tell someone they’re Flockin’ Lost.

This card also works brilliantly for:

• Walking trips
• Hiking adventures
• Camping holidays
• Travel
• Retirement
• Friendship messages
• New adventures
• Leaving cards
• Road trips
• Just because

Sometimes getting lost is half the fun.

Outdoor Humour – Flocker Style

Baaad Flockers® cards celebrate original characters, hobbies, adventures and the funny side of everyday life.

Flockin’ Lost! is made for people who love getting outside, even if they don’t always know exactly where they’ve ended up.

Walk.

Explore.

Get lost.

Find the pub.

Perfect.

Adventure Begins Where the Map Ends

The Flockin’ Lost! Greeting Card is perfect for anyone who prefers a good story to a perfectly planned route.

For the wanderers.

The explorers.

The people who insist:

“I know exactly where we are.”

They almost certainly don’t.

WARNING: Sending Flockin’ Lost! may result in unnecessary detours, heated debates over maps and the recipient insisting their shortcut definitely would have worked.

Heard, Never Herded.