
Attitude?
Plenty.
Flocks given?
Zero.
Wall looking boring?
We can fix that.
Meet the Flockface Metal Sign from Baaad Flockers® — a bold 8” x 8” metal wall sign featuring original Cookie artwork, rebellious sheep humour and absolutely no interest in behaving itself.
Designed for people who appreciate cheeky British humour, sarcastic wall art and gifts with serious personality, Flockface makes a brilliant addition to a man cave, garage, workshop, home bar, office or anywhere else that could benefit from a little less seriousness.
Serious attitude.
Zero flocks given.
Some days require a detailed explanation.
Other days?
One look at your face says everything.
Flockface is for those moments.
No lengthy speech.
No unnecessary politeness.
Just proper Flocker attitude.
Perfect for people who appreciate:
Sarcastic humour
Cheeky sayings
Funny sheep
British comedy
Rebellious artwork
Zero-flocks-given energy
Subtle?
Not really.
Funny?
Definitely.
Flockface features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, the artist behind Baaad Flockers® and decades of distinctive, character-led humour.
Cookie’s work is known for:
Original hand-drawn characters
British humour
Rebellious sheep
Cheeky observations
Strong personalities
Conversation-starting designs
Artwork that refuses to blend in
Flockface is pure Cookie.
One character.
One expression.
Plenty of attitude.
Sheep are supposed to follow.
Flockface?
Not interested.
This sign brings Baaad Flockers® rebellious sheep humour straight onto the wall.
Perfect for:
Sheep lovers
Flockers fans
Farmers
Countryside humour lovers
Anyone with a sarcastic streak
Man cave looking a little too respectable?
Deploy Flockface.
This metal sign makes a brilliant addition to:
Man caves
Games rooms
Garages
Workshops
Home bars
Hobby rooms
A small sign with enough attitude to take over the whole room.
Garage wall?
Needs personality.
Flockface makes a brilliant funny garage sign for someone whose workshop vocabulary already contains considerably stronger language.
Perfect above:
Tools
Workbenches
Bikes
Cars
Projects that were “nearly finished” six months ago
Making things?
Fixing things?
Trying not to be interrupted?
Flockface understands.
Hang it in:
Workshops
Sheds
Studios
Hobby rooms
Garages
It may not stop people asking questions.
But at least they were warned.
Home bar?
Pub shed?
Garden bar?
Perfect territory.
Flockface adds a dose of cheeky Baaad Flockers® humour to any place designed for relaxing with friends.
Work face activated?
This one belongs in the office.
Flockface makes a fun addition to:
Home offices
Studios
Desks
Staff spaces
Creative workrooms
Especially for people whose face has already answered the question before their mouth gets involved.
The shed.
A peaceful sanctuary.
A place for tools, hobbies and avoiding unnecessary conversations.
Flockface will fit right in.
Dad known for saying exactly what he thinks?
Excellent.
Flockface makes a brilliant gift for:
Birthdays
Father’s Day
Christmas
Retirement
Especially for Dads whose facial expressions are already family legend.
Grumpy Grandad?
Cheeky Grandad?
Doesn’t suffer fools gladly?
Sorted.
This sign makes a brilliant gift for Grandads who appreciate straight-talking British humour.
Need something for the man who is impossible to buy for?
Try attitude.
Flockface makes a fun gift for:
Husbands
Partners
Brothers
Dads
Grandads
Mates
Workmates
No sizing.
No batteries.
No instructions beyond:
Hang it up.
Know someone with a famously expressive face?
Found their present.
This sign makes a brilliant gift for friends who:
Say what they think
Have perfected sarcasm
Refuse to follow the crowd
Appreciate cheeky humour
Need a birthday gift that actually gets a laugh?
Flockface makes a brilliant choice for anyone who enjoys:
Funny wall art
Sarcastic humour
Quirky gifts
British comedy
Original artwork
Dad does not need another pair of socks.
He might need Flockface.
This cheeky metal sign makes a brilliant Father’s Day gift for Dads with plenty of personality.
Retired?
Excellent.
Less pretending.
More saying exactly what you think.
Flockface makes a brilliant retirement gift for someone finally entering their full zero-flocks-given era.
Looking for something funny without guessing clothing sizes?
Sorted.
Flockface makes a brilliant Christmas gift for Dad, Grandad, partners, mates and workmates.
Office character?
Sarcastic colleague?
Person who communicates primarily through facial expressions?
Found their Secret Santa gift.
Made from high-quality metal, Flockface is built to give Cookie’s artwork a bold, durable home.
A proper statement piece.
Not flimsy wall filler.
At approximately 8” x 8”, Flockface is compact enough to fit into smaller spaces while still making its point very clearly.
Perfect for:
Man caves
Garages
Workshops
Home bars
Offices
Sheds
Games rooms
Small sign.
Massive attitude.
The metal construction is rust-resistant, making it suitable for indoor spaces and appropriate sheltered outdoor locations.
Ideal for:
Garages
Workshops
Garden rooms
Covered outdoor areas
Sheds
Designed with durability in mind, the sign is UV-resistant and fade-resistant, helping Cookie’s artwork stay bold over time.
Attitude included.
No complicated installation drama required.
Flockface features pre-drilled holes in each corner for straightforward mounting.
Choose wall.
Hang sign.
Let the face do the talking.
Mood?
Visible.
Patience?
Limited.
Flocks?
None available.
The Flockface Metal Sign from Baaad Flockers® combines original Cookie artwork, rebellious sheep humour and unapologetic British attitude in one bold 8” x 8” metal sign.
For Dad.
For Grandad.
For mates.
For man caves.
For garages.
For anyone whose face regularly says what everyone else is thinking.
WARNING: May result in uncontrollable smirking, increased sarcasm and people saying, “That sign is definitely you.”
Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.
Design: Flockface
Brand: Baaad Flockers®
Theme: Funny Sheep, Sarcasm & Rebellious British Humour
Product: Metal Wall Sign
Size: 8” x 8”
High-quality metal construction
Rust-resistant
UV-resistant
Fade-resistant
Pre-drilled holes in each corner
Suitable for indoor use and appropriate sheltered outdoor spaces
Original artwork by Cookie
Brilliant funny gift and statement wall decoration
Flockers fans
Sheep lovers
Sarcastic humour fans
Dads
Grandads
Husbands
Partners
Brothers
Mates
Workmates
Man caves
Garages
Workshops
Home bars
Offices
Sheds
Games rooms
Birthday gifts
Father’s Day gifts
Retirement gifts
Christmas gifts
Secret Santa gifts

