Kimmer Cards – Summer Freeze | Funny Summer Wild Swimming Card

Summer sunshine.

Blue skies.

Warm air.

Freezing water.

Of course.

Summer Freeze.

The Summer Freeze Greeting Card from the Kimmer Cards collection by Baaad Flockers® is a funny, adventurous card inspired by wild swimming, open water and that wonderfully British experience of expecting a warm summer dip and getting something considerably colder instead.

Created for wild swimmers, sea swimmers, open-water enthusiasts and swimming buddies, Summer Freeze is perfect for birthdays, friendships, holidays, swimming adventures or simply sending someone a card that makes them laugh.

Looks warm.

Feels freezing.

Still going in.

Made for Summer Wild Swimmers

Summer swimming sounds simple.

Sun out.

Swimwear on.

Straight into the water.

Then your toes hit the water and reality arrives.

The Summer Freeze Card is perfect for:

• Wild swimmers
• Open-water swimmers
• Sea swimmers
• Cold-water swimmers
• Summer swimmers
• Swimming buddies
• Beach lovers
• Outdoor adventurers
• British weather survivors
• Anyone who knows sunshine does not guarantee warm water

A Brilliant Funny Summer Swimming Card

Looking for a card that captures the funny side of outdoor swimming?

Summer Freeze celebrates that brilliant moment when the weather says summer but the water definitely disagrees.

Perfect as a:

• Summer wild swimming card
• Funny wild swimming card
• Cold-water swimming card
• Open-water swimming card
• Sea swimming card
• Wild swimmer birthday card
• Swimming buddy card
• Summer birthday card
• Beach lover card
• Funny swimmer card
• Friendship card
• Just because card

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Summer Freeze Greeting Card is blank inside, giving you plenty of room to add your own personal message.

Something heartfelt?

Perfect.

Something cheeky?

Even better.

Or simply:

“Lovely once you’re in!”

The official motto of cold-water swimmers everywhere.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The Summer Freeze Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The substantial card stock helps the artwork look crisp while giving the finished card a premium feel in the hand.

Summer humour.

Proper quality.

148 x 148mm Square Greeting Card

Each Summer Freeze Greeting Card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The square format gives the artwork plenty of room to stand out while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or keeping as a reminder of another supposedly warm summer swim.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for your own personal message.

More Than Just a Birthday Card

You don’t need a birthday to send Summer Freeze.

It works brilliantly for:

• Birthdays
• Summer holidays
• Friendship messages
• Swimming adventures
• Beach trips
• Swimming group laughs
• Congratulations
• Cheer-up messages
• Summer celebrations
• Just because

Sometimes a shared swimming joke is all the reason you need.

Summer Swimming – Kimmer Style

Kimmer Cards are inspired by the adventurous world of wild, open-water and cold-water swimming.

Summer brings longer days, brighter skies and more opportunities to get outside.

But one thing isn’t guaranteed.

Warm water.

That first step in can still make you question every decision that brought you there.

Summer Freeze celebrates exactly that.

Sunshine Above. Cold Water Below.

A beautiful summer day can make any stretch of open water look irresistible.

Then comes the moment of truth.

One foot in.

Sharp intake of breath.

And suddenly everybody is laughing.

The Summer Freeze Greeting Card is made for those wild swimmers who know the difference between warm weather and warm water.

Outdoor swimming should always be enjoyed with awareness of local conditions, water temperature and personal ability, even during warmer weather.

WARNING: Sending Summer Freeze may result in spontaneous beach trips, optimistic swimwear choices and someone shouting “IT’S FREEZING!” immediately after insisting it would be warm.

Heard, Never Herded.