Happy Birthday Old Flocker | Funny Old Age Birthday Card

Another birthday.

Another year older.

And now officially an Old Flocker.

The Happy Birthday Old Flocker Card from Baaad Flockers® is a funny, cheeky birthday card made for someone who's getting older but definitely doesn't need reminding.

Packed with classic Flocker humour, original sheep character and plenty of British wit, this card is perfect for Dads, Grandads, husbands, brothers, mates or anyone who has reached the age where getting up makes more noise than sitting down.

Older?

Yes.

Wiser?

Debatable.

Made for the Old Flocker in Your Life

Every family and friendship group has one.

The experienced one.

The grumpy one.

The one who remembers when everything was cheaper.

And the one who definitely isn't admitting how old they are.

The Happy Birthday Old Flocker Card celebrates them properly.

Perfect for:

• Dads
• Grandads
• Husbands
• Partners
• Brothers
• Uncles
• Best mates
• Workmates
• Sheep lovers
• Anyone proudly growing older disgracefully

A Brilliant Funny Birthday Card for Him

Looking for something more entertaining than another polite birthday card?

Happy Birthday Old Flocker is made for men who can take a joke and know that getting older should be laughed about.

Perfect as a:

• Funny old age birthday card
• Funny birthday card for Dad
• Funny birthday card for Grandad
• Funny birthday card for husband
• Funny birthday card for brother
• Funny birthday card for mate
• Sheep birthday card
• Milestone birthday card
• Cheeky birthday card
• Older man birthday card
• British humour birthday card
• Funny card for him

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Happy Birthday Old Flocker Card is blank inside, leaving you free to add your own birthday message.

Something heartfelt?

Go on then.

Something cheeky?

Much more appropriate.

Or simply:

“Happy Birthday, you Old Flocker.”

Straight to the point.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The Happy Birthday Old Flocker Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The substantial card stock helps the original artwork look crisp while giving the finished card a properly premium feel in the hand.

The recipient may be getting older.

The card is still holding up nicely.

148 x 148mm Square Birthday Card

Each Happy Birthday Old Flocker Card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The square format gives the artwork plenty of room to stand out while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or keeping.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for your own birthday message.

Perfect for Milestone Birthdays

The Old Flocker Card works brilliantly for those birthdays where age becomes increasingly difficult to ignore.

Perfect for:

• 40th birthdays
• 50th birthdays
• 60th birthdays
• 70th birthdays
• 80th birthdays
• Retirement-age birthdays
• Big milestone celebrations
• Anyone who has stopped counting

Age is just a number.

Unfortunately, the number keeps getting bigger.

Sheep Humour – Flocker Style

Baaad Flockers® is built around original characters, cheeky humour and not taking life too seriously.

Happy Birthday Old Flocker brings all of that together in one gloriously blunt birthday card.

Funny.

Familiar.

A little rude.

And probably far too accurate.

Growing Old the Flocker Way

Getting older doesn't mean becoming boring.

It just means you've had more time to collect stories, opinions and reasons to complain about your knees.

The Happy Birthday Old Flocker Card is for someone who knows age is no reason to stop laughing.

WARNING: Sending Happy Birthday Old Flocker may result in grumbling about age, claims of still feeling 25 and immediate accusations that you're not exactly young yourself.

Heard, Never Herded.