Flocked Up Old Banger Coaster | Funny Classic Car & Motoring Gift

Car?

Old.

Noise?

Concerning.

Owner?

Still proud.

Meet the Flocked Up Old Banger Coaster from Baaad Flockers® — a funny 9 x 9cm glossy coaster packed with Cookie’s cheeky British humour and plenty of affection for the wonderfully unpredictable world of older cars.

Quirky, practical and full of Flocker personality, this coaster makes a brilliant little gift for classic car lovers, vintage motoring fans, garage dwellers, Dads, Grandads, mates and anyone who insists their old motor has plenty of life left in it.

Rust?

Character.

Rattle?

Personality.

Old banger?

Absolutely treasured.

Flocked Up Old Banger

Some people want:

New cars.

Quiet engines.

Modern gadgets.

Other people?

They fall in love with something old, noisy and full of stories.

Flocked Up Old Banger celebrates the wonderfully imperfect motors that may require a little patience, a few tools and the occasional encouraging word just to get through the day.

Motoring Humour, Flocker Style

Warning light?

Ignore it.

Strange noise?

Turn the radio up.

Something rattling?

Probably always done that.

Flocked Up Old Banger is made for the people who understand that an old car does not need to be perfect.

It just needs to start.

Preferably.

Great Classic Car Gift

Classic car fan in your life?

Found their coaster.

Perfect for:

• Classic car owners

• Vintage car enthusiasts

• Motoring fans

• Car-show regulars

• Restoration enthusiasts

• Weekend drivers

Great Gift for an Old Car Owner

Know someone whose car:

Has seen better days?

Has developed a few noises?

Requires a little persuasion?

Yet somehow remains their pride and joy?

This is their coaster.

Great Gift for Dad

Dad refuses to part with the old car?

Perfect.

Flocked Up Old Banger makes a brilliant little gift for:

• Birthdays

• Father’s Day

• Christmas

• Retirement

• Stocking fillers

Especially for the Dad who claims:

“They don’t make them like they used to.”

Great Gift for Grandad

Grandad has decades of motoring stories?

Even better.

This coaster makes a fun gift for the Grandad who remembers:

Cars without endless electronics.

Proper mechanical tinkering.

Road trips from years gone by.

And exactly which car he wishes he had never sold.

Great Gift for a Mate

Know someone constantly fixing their car?

Found their gift.

Perfect for:

• Best mates

• Brothers

• Workmates

• Car-club friends

• Garage buddies

Great Garage Coaster

Garage brew?

Needs a coaster.

Flocked Up Old Banger fits brilliantly in:

• Garages

• Workshops

• Car sheds

• Tool rooms

• Restoration spaces

Especially somewhere surrounded by parts that will definitely be put back together eventually.

Great Man Cave Coaster

Car memorabilia on the walls?

Tools everywhere?

Excellent.

This coaster makes a fun addition to:

• Man caves

• Home bars

• Games rooms

• Garages

• Workshops

Great Classic Car Show Gift

Know someone who loves:

Car shows?

Vintage rallies?

Motoring events?

Weekend meets?

Flocked Up Old Banger makes a brilliant small gift for a classic motoring enthusiast.

Great Retirement Gift

More free time?

More tinkering?

More excuses to disappear into the garage?

Sounds like retirement.

This coaster makes a fun retirement gift for someone planning to spend considerably more time with their old motor.

Great Stocking Filler

Small.

Funny.

Motoring themed.

Flocked Up Old Banger makes a brilliant Christmas stocking filler for classic car lovers and motoring fans.

Great Secret Santa Gift

Office car obsessive?

Colleague with an ancient motor?

Perfect.

This coaster makes a fun Secret Santa gift for the person everyone hears arriving before they actually see them.

Original Artwork by Cookie

Flocked Up Old Banger features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, whose hand-drawn characters and cheeky observations have been making people laugh for decades.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustration

• British humour

• Memorable characters

• Motoring-inspired comedy

• Cheeky wordplay

• Designs that start conversations

Not just another motoring coaster.

Proper Baaad Flockers® character.

Glossy Finish

The glossy finish gives Cookie’s artwork a bright, clean appearance while turning an everyday coaster into a quirky piece of motoring-inspired homeware.

Handy 9 x 9cm Size

At approximately 9 x 9cm, Flocked Up Old Banger is a practical size for mugs, cups and glasses.

Perfect for:

• Coffee tables

• Desks

• Garages

• Workshops

• Man caves

• Home bars

Flocked Up Old Banger – Old. Loud. Still Going.

Car?

Questionable.

Owner?

Confident.

Destination?

Hopefully achievable.

The Flocked Up Old Banger Coaster from Baaad Flockers® combines original Cookie artwork, classic motoring humour and everyday practicality in one compact 9 x 9cm glossy coaster.

For classic car lovers.

For vintage motoring fans.

For Dads.

For Grandads.

For mates.

For anyone whose old banger may be slightly flocked up...

But is absolutely not being sold.

Warning: May cause spontaneous garage visits, exaggerated restoration stories and immediate defence of cars that probably should have retired years ago.

Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.

Product Details

• Design: Flocked Up Old Banger

• Brand: Baaad Flockers®

• Artist: Cookie

• Product: Coaster

• Size: Approx. 9 x 9cm

• Glossy finish

• Durable material

• Designed to help protect surfaces

• Original Cookie artwork

• Funny classic car and motoring humour

• Suitable for home, office, garage, workshop or man cave

• Brilliant small gift for car lovers

Perfect For

• Classic car lovers

• Vintage car enthusiasts

• Old car owners

• Motoring fans

• Car restorers

• Car-club members

• Dads

• Grandads

• Brothers

• Mates

• Work colleagues

• Garages

• Workshops

• Man caves

• Birthday gifts

• Father’s Day gifts

• Retirement gifts

• Christmas gifts

• Stocking fillers

• Secret Santa gifts