Flocked Off Zoodie – Funny Full Zip Graphic Hoodie

Some days you’re cheerful.

Some days you’re patient.

And some days you’re simply Flocked Off.

The Flocked Off Zoodie from Baaad Flockers® is a funny full zip graphic hoodie for anyone who likes their clothing bold, cheeky and straight to the point.

Featuring Cookie’s original hand-drawn Flocked Off artwork, this unisex zip hoodie combines everyday comfort with unmistakable British humour and full Flocker attitude.

Perfect for casual wear, dog walks, weekends away, festivals, countryside adventures, pub trips or those days when your patience has officially left the building.

Zip it up.

Head out.

Let the hoodie do the talking.

Heard, Not Herded.

A Funny Hoodie with Attitude

We all have those days.

The traffic is terrible.

The weather is worse.

Someone has asked one question too many.

That’s when the Flocked Off Zoodie really comes into its own.

Bold, funny and brilliantly unapologetic, it is made for people who appreciate sarcastic humour and clothing with personality.

Ideal for:

• Everyday casual wear
• Dog walking
• Countryside walks
• Festivals
• Camping
• Weekends away
• Travelling
• Chilly evenings
• Pub trips
• Outdoor events
• General moments of low tolerance

Original Flocked Off Artwork by Cookie

Every Baaad Flockers® design begins with an idea and a pencil.

The Flocked Off artwork is hand drawn by Cookie, whose distinctive cartoon style and decades of experience creating bestselling graphic clothing give every Flocker design genuine character.

Created in our countryside studio, this design combines original British illustration with the mischievous humour Baaad Flockers® is known for.

No generic stock graphics.

No blending into the background.

Just original artwork created to raise a smile.

Full Zip Comfort & Easy Layering

Our Zoodies are full zip hoodies, giving you the comfort of a hoodie with the flexibility of a zip front.

Wear it open over your favourite Baaad Flockers® T-shirt or zip it up when the temperature drops.

Made using quality cotton or cotton-blend fabric, the Flocked Off Zoodie is designed for comfortable everyday wear and durability.

Cookie’s artwork is reproduced using high-quality digital printing, helping the graphic stay bold while the garment is designed to retain its shape, colour and print quality wash after wash.

Flocked Off Zoodie Features

• Original Flocked Off artwork hand drawn by Cookie
• Designed in our countryside studio
• Designed in the UK
• Full zip front
• Comfortable unisex fit
• Quality cotton or cotton-blend fabric
• Practical front pockets
• 3-panel lined hood
• Quality hood cords
• Flocker chest logo
• Signature graphic back print
• High-quality digital printing
• Durable print and colour retention
• Ideal for layering
• Produced using more sustainable methods
• Printed especially for your order

Sizes Small to 5XL

The Flocked Off Full Zip Hoodie is available in sizes Small to 5XL.

Please note that colour availability may be limited in 3XL, 4XL and 5XL.

Colours may vary slightly depending on garment availability and individual screen settings.

Finding Your Perfect Fit

Finding the right fit matters to us too.

Please check our Zoodie size guide and garment measurements before ordering.

If you’re unsure which size to choose, just ask us — we’re always happy to help.

A Brilliant Funny Gift

Looking for a gift for someone who appreciates dry humour, sarcasm and saying exactly what everyone else is thinking?

The Flocked Off Zoodie makes a brilliant gift for men and women who like their clothing with attitude.

Perfect as a:

• Funny gift for him
• Funny gift for her
• Sarcastic gift
• Funny hoodie gift
• Gift for Dad
• Gift for Mum
• Gift for husband
• Gift for wife
• Gift for Grandad
• Birthday gift
• Christmas gift
• Retirement gift
• Secret Santa present
• Funny British humour gift
• Gift for someone difficult to buy for

Printed Especially for You

Each Baaad Flockers® garment is printed especially for your order, helping us offer more original designs while reducing unnecessary stock and waste.

Please allow approximately 3–4 working days for production before dispatch.

60-Day Easy Returns

We want you to enjoy your Flockers purchase.

That’s why you have 60 days for easy returns, giving you extra peace of mind whether you’re buying for yourself or choosing one as a gift.

Feeling Flocked Off?

You might as well look good while doing it.

The Flocked Off Zoodie combines Cookie’s original hand-drawn artwork, full zip comfort and classic British humour in one gloriously cheeky package.

WARNING: Wearing this Zoodie may reduce the need to explain your mood verbally.

Heard, Not Herded.

Make your point with humour in the Flocked Off! Protest Hoodie from Baaad Flockers® — a bold, funny hoodie packed with attitude, cheeky British wit, and full Flocker personality.

 "Visited the shop twice this week! Super service, especially by the teenage young man.                              Bought 4 hoodies and a Tshirt. Love the designs. Something to suit everyone from design to                    sizing. Highly recommend a visit to the shop or browse the website." ★★★★★ Sarah Bell

Why Choose Baaad Flockers®?

Baaad Flockers® creates bold, humorous clothing designed to stand out. Based in the beautiful countryside of Herefordshire our studio is where every design begins. All artwork is hand drawn by Cookie, whose quirky, bestselling style brings real character, originality, and personality to every piece.

Made in the UK, Baaad Flockers® clothing combines quality craftsmanship, comfort, and distinctive design to create garments you will want to wear time and time again. Perfect for everyday wear, casual outings, work, or gifting, our collection is made for people who love humour, individuality, and clothing with lasting appeal.

Our garments are produced using premium heavyweight cotton or cotton-blend fabrics for comfort and durability, finished with a classic fit,  for a clean, polished look. Each design features the Flocker logo on the chest and a signature back print, giving every garment its unmistakable Baaad Flockers® identity.

Created using sustainable practices and  digitail printing methods, our clothing is made with care and attention to detail. Even after repeated washing, garments are designed to help maintain their shape, colour, and print quality.

Explore our rugged hoodie and tshirt collection and other bold Baaad Flockers® designs for an edgy, versatile style full of humour and personality.

 Product Features

• Hand drawn by Cookie
• Designed in our Herefordshire countryside studio
• Designed in the UK
• Full zipped option available
• Kangaroo pouch pocket with concealed iPod and phone pocket
• 3-panel waffle-lined fabric hood with Ecru flat chunky hood cords
• Flocker chest logo and signature back print
• Durable print and colour retention
• Produced using sustainable methods.

 Size Range

Available in sizes Small to 5XL.
Please note: limited colour availability in sizes 3XL to 5XL.
Colours may vary.

 Finding the Perfect Fit:

Finding the perfect fit for you is important to us too! Please see the size chart and measurements. If you are not sure ask us!

Warning: Baaad Flockers® is an addictive brand. Once you join the flock, you may never want to leave. Follow our online shop for new design releases and fresh arrivals.

•   Please Note
  Each garment is printed especially for you, so please allow 3 to 4 days for production. Once you join the flock, you may find it hard to leave — follow our online shop for new design releases and fresh arrivals.
•  Returns You have 60 days no hassle

WARNING: Addictive Brand!