Flocked Off! Short-Sleeved Polo Shirt | Funny British Humour Polo

Patience gone.

Tolerance finished.

Officially...

Flocked Off!

The Flocked Off! Short-Sleeved Polo Shirt from Baaad Flockers® is made for those days when you’ve had just about enough — but still want to look reasonably respectable while making the point.

Featuring Cookie’s original hand-drawn artwork, this funny graphic polo combines a smart casual look with cheeky British humour and unmistakable Flocker attitude.

Available in navy, it features a small Flockers logo on the chest with the signature Flocked Off! design on the back.

Smart from the front.

Flocked Off from behind.

For When You’ve Had Enough

We all have those days.

Too many emails.

Too many jobs.

Too many people.

Not enough patience.

The Flocked Off! Polo Shirt is perfect for:

• Grumpy old Flockers
• Dads
• Grandads
• Mates
• Partners
• Work colleagues
• Pub regulars
• Outdoor lovers
• Countryside characters
• Anyone running dangerously low on tolerance

You don’t have to say it.

Your shirt already has.

Smart Casual with Flocker Attitude

A polo shirt doesn’t have to be sensible.

The Flocked Off! Short-Sleeved Polo gives you classic polo styling with the sort of humour Baaad Flockers® is known for.

Wear it for:

• Weekends
• Pub trips
• Holidays
• BBQs
• Camping
• Casual days
• Events
• Country shows
• Outdoor adventures
• Informal workwear
• General avoidance of annoying people

It’s smart enough to wear out and cheeky enough to ensure nobody mistakes you for being too serious.

A Brilliant Funny Polo Shirt Gift

Buying for somebody who is notoriously difficult to please?

Perfect.

The Flocked Off! Polo Shirt makes a brilliant gift for:

• Dad
• Grandad
• Husband
• Partner
• Brother
• Mate
• Work colleague
• Retiree
• Grumpy friend
• Hard-to-buy-for men

Ideal for:

• Birthdays
• Father’s Day
• Christmas
• Retirement
• Secret Santa
• Holidays
• Just because

Especially if they have recently announced that they are completely, utterly and thoroughly...

Flocked Off.

Original Artwork by Cookie

Every Baaad Flockers® design begins with Cookie’s original hand-drawn artwork.

Cookie has spent decades creating humorous characters and designs with personality, detail and a distinctly British sense of humour.

Flocked Off! captures that classic Flocker attitude perfectly.

A little grumpy.

A little rebellious.

And completely uninterested in pretending everything is wonderful.

Signature Baaad Flockers® Polo Styling

The Flocked Off! Polo Shirt combines Cookie’s artwork with classic polo styling.

Features include:

• Small Flockers logo on the chest
• Signature Flocked Off! back print
• Short sleeves
• Classic polo styling
• Modern comfortable fit
• Ribbed self collar
• Taped neck
• 3 self-coloured button placket
• Twin-needle stitching for added durability

Clean from the front.

Full Flocker attitude on the back.

Premium Fabric & Everyday Comfort

Made using premium heavyweight cotton or cotton-blend fabric, this polo is designed for regular wear, comfort and durability.

The comfortable modern fit makes it easy to wear throughout the day whether you’re:

• Heading to the pub
• Walking the dog
• Working outdoors
• Travelling
• Camping
• Going to an event
• Meeting friends
• Attempting to avoid everybody altogether

It is designed to maintain its:

• Shape
• Colour
• Print quality
• Comfortable fit

Wash after wash.

Classic Navy Polo

Available in navy, the Flocked Off! Polo Shirt is easy to pair with jeans, shorts, work trousers or casual trousers.

Navy gives the polo a versatile, classic look while allowing Cookie’s artwork to do the talking.

Or complaining.

Probably complaining.

Designed in Herefordshire

Baaad Flockers® is an independent British clothing and gift brand built around original artwork, character and a proper dose of humour.

Our designs are developed in our Herefordshire countryside studio, where Cookie creates the characters and illustrations behind the flock.

Our garments are made in the UK, bringing together British design, quality clothing and individuality.

Because we may be sheep...

…but we’re certainly not sheep-like.

Produced with Sustainability in Mind

As Baaad Flockers® grows, reducing unnecessary waste remains important to us.

Our printed garments are produced using digital printing methods and sustainable practices, allowing clothing to be produced according to demand rather than unnecessarily overproduced.

More original designs.

Less unnecessary waste.

More opportunities to get Flocked Off.

XS to 5XL Size Range

The Flocked Off! Short-Sleeved Polo Shirt is available from XS through to 5XL.

Please note that colour availability may be more limited in sizes 3XL to 5XL.

Colours may vary.

Printed Especially for You

Each garment is printed especially for your order.

Please allow approximately 3–4 days for production before dispatch.

Because even when you’re Flocked Off...

good things are worth waiting a few days for.

Flocked Off – And Proud of It

Sometimes positive thinking works.

Sometimes you need a cup of tea.

And sometimes you are simply...

Flocked Off.

The Flocked Off! Short-Sleeved Polo Shirt is for people who appreciate great British humour, original artwork and clothing that says exactly what they’re thinking.

WARNING: Wearing Flocked Off! may result in knowing smiles, complete strangers agreeing with you and considerably fewer people asking how your day is going.

Heard, Never Herded.

Product Features

• Design: Flocked Off!
• Garment: Short-Sleeved Polo Shirt
• Colour: Navy
• Original artwork hand drawn by Cookie
• Designed in our Herefordshire countryside studio
• Made in the UK
• Premium heavyweight cotton or cotton-blend fabric
• Classic polo styling
• Short sleeves
• Comfortable modern fit
• Ribbed self collar
• Taped neck
• 3 self-coloured button placket
• Twin-needle stitching for added durability
• Small Flockers chest logo
• Signature Flocked Off! back print
• Designed for durable print and colour retention
• Produced using sustainable methods
• Printed especially for your order
• Approximate production time: 3–4 days

Size Range

Available in sizes XS to 5XL.

Please note: Limited colour availability may apply in sizes 3XL to 5XL.

Colours may vary.

Size Guide

• XS: 33/34"
• S: 35/37"
• M: 38/40"
• L: 41/43"
• XL: 44/47"
• 2XL: 48/50"
• 3XL: 51/53"
• 4XL: 54/56"
• 5XL: 58/60"