Flocked Off! Greeting Card | Funny Rude & Cheeky Sheep Card

Where have they gone?

No idea.

They’ve Flocked Off!

The Flocked Off! Greeting Card from Baaad Flockers® is a funny, cheeky card made for people who disappear, wander off, escape the chaos or simply decide they’ve had enough and are going their own way.

Packed with classic Flocker attitude, sheep humour and plenty of British wit, Flocked Off! works brilliantly for friends, family, workmates, travellers, leavers or anyone who refuses to stay where they’re told.

Gone.

Missing.

Probably having a better time than the rest of us.

For the One Who’s Always Flocking Off

Every group has one.

The wanderer.

The escape artist.

The one who vanishes halfway through the day and turns up later with an excellent story.

The Flocked Off! Card is perfect for:

• Best mates
• Partners
• Brothers
• Sisters
• Workmates
• Travellers
• Adventurers
• Retirees
• People leaving work
• Anyone who likes doing life their own way

A Brilliant Funny Rude Greeting Card

Looking for a card that says something with a little more personality?

Flocked Off! is cheeky, versatile and unmistakably Flocker.

Perfect as a:

• Funny rude greeting card
• Funny leaving card
• Cheeky goodbye card
• Funny retirement card
• Funny sheep card
• Sarcastic greeting card
• Adult humour card
• Funny card for mate
• Funny card for workmate
• Funny card for traveller
• British humour card
• Just because card

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Flocked Off! Greeting Card is blank inside, so you can make it work for whatever reason they’ve disappeared.

Something heartfelt?

Absolutely.

Something cheeky?

Far more Flocker.

Or simply:

“So you’ve flocked off then?”

Straight to the point.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The Flocked Off! Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The substantial card stock helps the original artwork look crisp while giving the finished card a premium feel in the hand.

They may have disappeared.

The quality hasn’t.

148 x 148mm Square Greeting Card

Each Flocked Off! Greeting Card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The square format gives the artwork plenty of room to stand out while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or keeping.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for whatever message you decide to add.

More Than Just a Birthday Card

This version of Flocked Off! is designed to work across all sorts of occasions.

Perfect for:

• Leaving a job
• Retirement
• Travelling
• Moving away
• New adventures
• Friendship messages
• Holidays
• Farewells
• New beginnings
• Just because

If somebody is disappearing somewhere, this card is probably appropriate.

Sheep Humour – Flocker Style

Baaad Flockers® cards are made for people who enjoy original characters, cheeky British humour and doing things a little differently.

And Flocked Off! captures that attitude perfectly.

No following the crowd.

No staying put.

No unnecessary explanations.

Just flock off and enjoy yourself.

For People Who Don’t Follow the Herd

Some people wait for permission.

Some people carefully make plans.

Flockers?

They’ve already gone.

The Flocked Off! Greeting Card is made for independent spirits, adventurers and anyone who prefers their own path.

WARNING: Sending Flocked Off! may result in spontaneous trips, suspicious disappearances and the recipient proudly insisting they weren’t lost — they were exploring.

Heard, Never Herded