Flocked Off Birthday Card | Funny Rude Sheep Birthday Card

Birthday?

Plans?

No idea.

They've Flocked Off.

The Flocked Off Birthday Card from Baaad Flockers® is a funny, cheeky birthday card for that person who is always disappearing, wandering off, doing their own thing or generally refusing to follow the herd.

Packed with classic Flocker attitude, sheep humour and a healthy dose of British wit, Flocked Off is perfect for mates, partners, family members and anyone who appreciates a birthday card with a bit more personality.

Where are they?

Who knows.

They've flocked off.

For the One Who Never Stays Put

Every family and friendship group has one.

The wanderer.

The adventurer.

The one who disappears halfway through the day and eventually returns with a story.

The Flocked Off Birthday Card celebrates those gloriously independent characters who do things their own way.

Perfect for:

• Best mates
• Husbands
• Wives
• Partners
• Brothers
• Sisters
• Dads
• Mums
• Adventurous friends
• Anyone who refuses to follow the herd

A Brilliant Funny Birthday Card

Looking for something less predictable than another traditional birthday card?

Flocked Off is bold, funny and unmistakably Flocker.

Perfect as a:

• Funny birthday card
• Rude birthday card
• Cheeky birthday card
• Funny sheep birthday card
• Sheep lover birthday card
• Funny card for him
• Funny card for her
• Funny card for mate
• Funny card for husband
• Funny card for wife
• Funny card for Dad
• British humour birthday card

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Flocked Off Birthday Card is blank inside, so the final joke is entirely up to you.

Something sentimental?

Go on then.

Something cheeky?

Much more Flocker.

Or simply:

“Happy Birthday. Where the flock have you gone now?”

Perfect.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The Flocked Off Birthday Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The substantial card stock helps the original artwork look crisp while giving the finished card a premium feel in the hand.

Cheeky humour.

Proper quality.

148 x 148mm Square Birthday Card

Each Flocked Off Birthday Card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The square format gives the artwork plenty of room to stand out while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or keeping.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for whatever you're brave enough to write inside.

Funny Sheep Humour – Flocker Style

At Baaad Flockers®, we're not especially interested in sheep who quietly follow the herd.

Our Flockers have opinions.

They have adventures.

They wander off.

And occasionally nobody has the slightest idea where they've gone.

Flocked Off captures that rebellious Flocker attitude perfectly.

Made for Birthdays with Attitude

Birthdays should be fun.

And sometimes the quickest way to get a laugh is to give someone a card that describes them a little too accurately.

The Flocked Off Birthday Card is perfect for the free spirit, wanderer, troublemaker or serial disappearing act in your life.

Heard, Never Herded

Some people follow the crowd.

Some people stay exactly where they're told.

Flockers?

They've already left.

The Flocked Off Birthday Card is made for people who prefer to do life their own way.

WARNING: Sending Flocked Off may result in spontaneous adventures, unexplained disappearances and the recipient insisting they weren't lost — they knew exactly where they were going.

Heard, Never Herded.