Flock Up! Greeting Card | Funny Rude & Cheeky Sheep Card

Made a mistake?

Dropped a clanger?

Complete Flock Up!

The Flock Up! Greeting Card from Baaad Flockers® is a funny, cheeky card for someone who can laugh when things go spectacularly wrong.

Packed with classic Flocker humour, sheep-inspired wordplay and plenty of British attitude, Flock Up! is perfect for birthdays, mates, workmates, apologies, celebrations or simply reminding somebody of that one thing they would really rather everyone forgot.

Mistakes happen.

Flock-ups are remembered forever.

For Someone Who Has Properly Flocked It

We all make mistakes.

Some are tiny.

Some are easily forgotten.

And some become stories your friends bring up for the next twenty years.

The Flock Up! Card is perfect for:

• Best mates
• Workmates
• Partners
• Brothers
• Sisters
• Dads
• Mums
• Serial mistake-makers
• Accident-prone friends
• Anyone who can laugh at themselves

A Brilliant Funny Rude Greeting Card

Looking for a card that says things a little less politely?

Flock Up! brings plenty of cheeky Flocker attitude without needing to take itself too seriously.

Perfect as a:

• Funny rude card
• Cheeky greeting card
• Funny sheep card
• Adult humour card
• Sarcastic card
• Funny birthday card
• Funny card for mate
• Funny card for workmate
• Funny card for him
• Funny card for her
• Sorry card with humour
• British humour card

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Flock Up! Greeting Card is blank inside, so you can decide exactly why you're sending it.

Something supportive?

Absolutely.

Something sarcastic?

Probably.

Or simply:

“Well… that was a bit of a flock up.”

Sometimes honesty is the best policy.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The Flock Up! Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The substantial card stock helps the original artwork look crisp while giving the finished card a premium feel in the hand.

The situation might be a mess.

The card isn't.

148 x 148mm Square Greeting Card

Each Flock Up! Greeting Card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The square format gives the artwork plenty of room to stand out while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or keeping.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for whatever message you choose to add.

More Than Just a Birthday Card

Flock Up! is one of those cards that can cover quite a few situations.

Use it for:

• Birthdays
• Apologies
• Leaving cards
• Workmates
• New jobs
• Retirement
• Friendship messages
• Cheer-up moments
• Celebrating a disaster survived
• Just because

Sometimes you don't need a formal occasion.

You just need a very accurate card.

Sheep Humour – Flocker Style

Baaad Flockers® cards are made for people who appreciate original characters, British humour and a good play on words.

Flock Up! turns one very familiar phrase into a properly Flocker version.

Funny.

Cheeky.

Simple.

And dangerously useful.

When Life Goes a Bit Flocker

Plans don't always work.

People don't always listen.

And sometimes the only thing left to do is laugh.

The Flock Up! Greeting Card is made for those moments when everything has gone slightly — or spectacularly — wrong.

WARNING: Sending Flock Up! may result in embarrassing stories being retold, blame being reassigned and the recipient insisting it wasn't technically their fault.

Heard, Never Herded.