Flock... It’s Cold! Metal Sign | Funny Cold Water & Wild Swimming Gift

Water?

Cold.

Swimmer?

Committed.

First reaction?

Flock... It’s Cold!

Meet the Flock... It’s Cold! Metal Sign from Baaad Flockers® — a bold 8” x 8” metal wall sign inspired by cold water swimming, wild dips, winter adventures and that unmistakable moment when enthusiasm meets reality.

Featuring original artwork by Cookie and plenty of classic Flocker humour, this funny swimming sign makes a brilliant gift for wild swimmers, cold water swimmers, open water enthusiasts, sea swimmers, swim buddies and anyone who voluntarily gets into water everyone else is trying to avoid.

Brave?

Yes.

Warm?

Absolutely not.

Flock... It’s Cold! – The Cold Water Swimmer’s Reality

Before the swim:

“This will be amazing.”

At the water’s edge:

“Looks lovely.”

First step in:

“Flock... it’s cold!”

And then they keep going anyway.

That is the wonderfully contradictory world of cold water swimming.

Flock... It’s Cold! celebrates the swimmers who know exactly how chilly it is and still turn up for another dip.

Original Artwork by Cookie

Flock... It’s Cold! features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, the artist behind Baaad Flockers® and decades of humorous, character-led design.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustrations

• British humour

• Outdoor adventure themes

• Strong characters

• Cheeky sayings

• Relatable observations

• Designs that start conversations

This design brings Cookie’s Flocker humour straight into the world of cold water and wild swimming.

Brilliant Cold Water Swimming Gift

Know someone who thinks freezing water sounds inviting?

Found their gift.

Flock... It’s Cold! makes a brilliant present for:

• Cold water swimmers

• Winter swimmers

• Wild swimmers

• Open water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Lake swimmers

A sign that says exactly what they are thinking during those first few seconds.

Great Wild Swimming Gift

Wild swimming is about:

Freedom.

Adventure.

Fresh air.

Beautiful places.

And occasionally wondering why your toes have stopped cooperating.

This sign makes a fun gift for anyone who loves heading outdoors for a dip.

Great Open Water Swimming Gift

Pool?

Too predictable.

Open water swimmers prefer:

Lakes.

Rivers.

The sea.

Natural swimming spots.

And water temperatures nobody sensible would describe as warm.

Flock... It’s Cold! fits perfectly.

Great Winter Swimming Gift

Summer swimmer?

Nice.

Winter swimmer?

Different level.

This sign makes a brilliant gift for:

• Winter dippers

• Year-round swimmers

• Ice-swimming fans

• Cold water groups

Especially the ones who insist:

“It’s not that bad.”

Great Sea Swimming Gift

Sea swimmer?

Sorted.

Flock... It’s Cold! makes a funny gift for anyone who loves:

• Coastal swims

• Morning dips

• Beach adventures

• Open water

• Sea air

Even when the North Atlantic has other ideas.

Great Gift for a Swim Buddy

Every cold water swimmer needs that one friend who says:

“Go on, get in.”

Usually while they are still standing safely on the shore.

This sign makes a brilliant gift for:

• Swim buddies

• Dipping partners

• Best friends

• Wild swimming mates

• Open water companions

Great Wild Swimming Group Gift

Part of a wild swimming group?

Perfect.

Flock... It’s Cold! makes a fun gift for:

• Cold water crews

• Sea swimming clubs

• Wild swimming groups

• Open water communities

• Winter dipping friends

A phrase everyone in the group has probably said at least once.

Great Gift for Mum

Wild-swimming Mum?

Sorted.

This funny metal sign makes a brilliant gift for:

• Birthdays

• Mother’s Day

• Christmas

Especially for Mums whose swimming kit stays in the car all year round.

Great Gift for Dad

Cold-water Dad?

Excellent.

Flock... It’s Cold! makes a fun gift for Dads who enjoy:

• Sea swimming

• Outdoor swimming

• Cold water challenges

• Adventure

• British humour

Great Gift for Friends

Got a friend who keeps trying to convince you that cold water swimming is “refreshing”?

Found their sign.

Perfect for:

• Best friends

• Partners

• Sisters

• Brothers

• Workmates

• Swim buddies

Great Campervan Sign

Wild swimming and campervan adventures go together brilliantly.

This sign works well in:

• Campervans

• Motorhomes

• Van conversion spaces

• Travel-themed rooms

A fun reminder of the next cold-water adventure.

Great Beach Hut Sign

Beach hut owner?

Even better.

Flock... It’s Cold! makes a brilliant addition to a beach hut or seaside space used by swimmers who regularly head into the water regardless of temperature.

Great Changing Area Sign

Got a swimming changing space, shed or kit room?

This sign fits right in.

Perfect for:

• Swim sheds

• Garden rooms

• Changing areas

• Outdoor kit spaces

Great Home Bar or Garden Room Sign

Cold swimmer with a garden room or home bar?

This sign makes a fun conversation starter after the swim.

Especially when everybody is finally warm again.

Bold 8” x 8” Metal Sign

At approximately 8” x 8”, Flock... It’s Cold! is a brilliant statement size for smaller walls and quirky display spaces.

Perfect for:

• Campervans

• Beach huts

• Garden rooms

• Garages

• Kitchens

• Home bars

• Swimming spaces

Small sign.

Very cold message.

High-Quality Metal

Made from high-quality metal, this sign is designed to be durable while showcasing Cookie’s original artwork.

A proper piece of Flockers wall art with plenty of personality.

Rust-Resistant

The sign is rust-resistant, making it suitable for indoor use and sheltered outdoor areas.

Ideal for:

• Garden rooms

• Covered patios

• Garages

• Beach huts

• Workshops

UV-Resistant & Fade-Resistant

Flock... It’s Cold! is UV-resistant and fade-resistant, helping Cookie’s artwork stay looking bold over time.

Unlike the feeling in your fingers after a winter dip.

Pre-Drilled Holes for Easy Hanging

No complicated instructions.

The sign comes with pre-drilled holes for quick and straightforward mounting.

Choose wall.

Hang sign.

Go swimming.

Great Birthday Gift

Need something different for a wild swimmer?

Sorted.

Flock... It’s Cold! makes a brilliant birthday gift for:

• Mum

• Dad

• Friend

• Partner

• Swim buddy

• Workmate

Great Mother’s Day Gift

Mum loves cold water?

Perfect.

This sign makes a funny Mother’s Day gift for wild-swimming Mums who would rather be in the water.

Great Father’s Day Gift

Dad regularly disappears for a cold dip?

Found his gift.

Flock... It’s Cold! makes a fun Father’s Day gift for adventurous Dads.

Great Retirement Gift

Retirement?

More weekday swims.

More coastal trips.

More cold-water adventures.

Excellent.

This sign makes a brilliant retirement gift for someone finally getting more time to dip whenever they like.

Great Christmas Gift

Cold outside?

Very appropriate.

Flock... It’s Cold! makes a brilliant Christmas gift for cold water swimmers and year-round dippers.

Brilliant Secret Santa Gift

Got a swimmer in the office?

Sorted.

This funny cold-water sign makes a brilliant Secret Santa gift for the colleague who regularly turns up talking about how cold the water was that morning.

Flock... It’s Cold! – But They’re Getting In Anyway

Water?

Freezing.

Swimmer?

Going in.

Common sense?

Debatable.

The Flock... It’s Cold! Metal Sign from Baaad Flockers® combines original Cookie artwork, wild swimming humour and proper cold-water spirit in one bold 8” x 8” wall sign.

For wild swimmers.

For winter dippers.

For sea swimmers.

For swim buddies.

For everyone who knows the water is cold and gets in anyway.

WARNING: May result in spontaneous winter dips, permanently damp towels and repeated claims that “it’s lovely once you’re in.”

Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.

Product Details

• Design: Flock... It’s Cold!

• Brand: Baaad Flockers®

• Theme: Cold Water Swimming, Wild Swimming & Outdoor Adventure

• Product: Metal Wall Sign

• Size: 8” x 8”

• High-quality metal

• Rust-resistant

• UV-resistant

• Fade-resistant

• Pre-drilled holes for easy hanging

• Suitable for indoor use and sheltered outdoor spaces

• Original artwork by Cookie

• Brilliant funny cold water swimming gift

Perfect For

• Cold water swimmers

• Wild swimmers

• Open water swimmers

• Winter swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Lake swimmers

• Swim buddies

• Wild swimming groups

• Dads

• Mums

• Friends

• Partners

• Campervan owners

• Beach hut owners

• Garden rooms

• Birthday gifts

• Mother’s Day gifts

• Father’s Day gifts

• Retirement gifts

• Christmas gifts

• Secret Santa gifts