Flock... It’s Cold! Greeting Card | Funny Winter & Sheep Card

Cold hands.

Cold feet.

Questionable life choices.

Flock... It’s Cold!

The Flock... It’s Cold! Greeting Card from Baaad Flockers® is a funny, cheeky card made for anyone who spends half the year complaining about the temperature.

Packed with classic Flocker humour, sheep-inspired wordplay and plenty of British wit, this card is perfect for winter birthdays, cold-weather friends, seasonal messages or simply sending somebody a laugh when the temperature drops.

Winter has arrived.

And this Flocker is not impressed.

Made for People Who Hate the Cold

Some people love winter.

Frosty mornings.

Crisp walks.

Snowy scenery.

Others spend the entire season wrapped in layers asking:

“Is it always this flocking cold?”

The Flock... It’s Cold! Card is for them.

Perfect for:

• Winter birthday celebrations
• Friends who are always cold
• Mums
• Dads
• Partners
• Brothers
• Sisters
• Workmates
• Winter walkers
• Anyone permanently attached to the radiator

A Brilliant Funny Winter Greeting Card

Looking for a card with more personality than a standard winter greeting?

Flock... It’s Cold! brings together seasonal humour and classic Flocker attitude.

Perfect as a:

• Funny winter card
• Winter birthday card
• Cold weather greeting card
• Funny sheep card
• Cheeky birthday card
• Funny card for mate
• Funny card for Mum
• Funny card for Dad
• Funny card for partner
• British humour card
• Seasonal greeting card
• Just because card

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Flock... It’s Cold! Greeting Card is blank inside, giving you plenty of room to add your own message.

Something warm and heartfelt?

Lovely.

Something cheeky?

Even better.

Or simply:

“Stay warm, you cold old Flocker.”

Tea optional.

Blanket recommended.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The Flock... It’s Cold! Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The substantial card stock helps the original artwork look crisp while giving the finished card a premium feel in the hand.

The weather may be grim.

The card quality isn’t.

148 x 148mm Square Greeting Card

Each Flock... It’s Cold! Greeting Card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The square format gives the artwork plenty of room to stand out while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or keeping.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for your personal message.

More Than Just a Birthday Card

You don’t need a birthday to tell someone it’s flocking cold.

This card also works brilliantly for:

• Winter greetings
• Christmas-season messages
• Friendship cards
• Cheer-up messages
• Cold snaps
• Snow days
• Winter holidays
• Workmates
• Seasonal laughs
• Just because

Sometimes the weather itself is enough of an occasion.

Winter Humour – Flocker Style

Baaad Flockers® cards are made for people who enjoy original characters, cheeky humour and a little fun in everyday life.

Flock... It’s Cold! takes one of Britain’s favourite subjects — the weather — and gives it a proper Flocker twist.

Cold outside.

Warm sense of humour.

Problem solved.

British Weather at Its Finest

Rain.

Wind.

Frost.

Probably more rain.

The Flock... It’s Cold! Greeting Card is perfect for anyone who knows that talking about the weather is practically a national pastime.

Especially when it’s freezing.

WARNING: Sending Flock... It’s Cold! may result in immediate demands for tea, thicker socks and a detailed explanation of why the heating should already be on.

Heard, Never Herded.