Fish Fingers Coffee Coaster | Funny Wild Swimming & Coffee Lover Gift

Swim?

Done.

Fingers?

Questionable.

Coffee?

Absolutely essential.

Meet the Fish Fingers Coffee Coaster from Kimmer Wild Swimmer — a funny 9 x 9cm coaster celebrating one of the best parts of any cold-water dip:

The post-swim coffee.

Designed by British cartoonist Cookie with Kimmer’s free-spirited love of wild swimming in mind, Fish Fingers Coffee makes a brilliant little gift for wild swimmers, cold-water dippers, sea swimmers, coffee lovers and anyone who knows the first warm mug after a chilly swim can feel like the greatest drink ever made.

Cold fingers.

Hot coffee.

Happy swimmer.

Fish Fingers Coffee

Wild swimming does strange things to your hands.

You get out.

You find the towel.

You wrestle with the robe.

Then someone hands you a hot drink.

Perfect.

Fish Fingers Coffee celebrates that brilliantly familiar post-swim ritual when fingers may still be slightly frozen but the coffee is doing important work.

Post-Swim Coffee, Kimmer Style

Before the swim:

“Shall we get in?”

During the swim:

“This is freezing.”

After the swim:

“Where’s the coffee?”

There are certain things wild swimmers take very seriously.

A hot drink afterwards is one of them.

Great Wild Swimming Gift

Wild swimmer in your life?

Found their coaster.

Perfect for:

• Wild swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Lake swimmers

• Cold dippers

• Outdoor swimming enthusiasts

Great Coffee Lover Gift

Wild swimmer and coffee lover?

That is a particularly easy person to buy for.

Fish Fingers Coffee combines two important parts of their day:

Cold water.

Hot coffee.

Perfect.

Great Post-Swim Gift

Every swimmer has their post-dip routine.

Robe on.

Towel ready.

Flask open.

Coffee poured.

Fish Fingers Coffee makes a fun gift for anyone who considers the post-swim brew an essential part of the experience.

Great Swim Buddy Gift

Got a friend who always remembers the flask?

They deserve recognition.

Fish Fingers Coffee makes a brilliant little gift for:

• Swim buddies

• Dipping partners

• Wild swimming friends

• Sea swimming groups

• Outdoor swimming communities

Especially the person responsible for keeping everyone caffeinated.

Great Cold Water Swimming Gift

Cold-water swimmer?

Sorted.

This coaster is perfect for the swimmer who thinks:

Water below ten degrees?

Fine.

Coffee below boiling?

Unacceptable.

Great Sea Swimming Gift

Sea swimmer in your life?

Perfect.

Fish Fingers Coffee makes a fun coastal gift for anyone whose ideal morning includes:

• Sea air

• Cold water

• A swim

• A robe

• A steaming mug afterwards

Great Gift for Her

Looking for something funny for a wild-swimming woman?

Fish Fingers Coffee makes a brilliant gift for:

• Birthdays

• Mother’s Day

• Christmas

• Swim milestones

• Wild swimming weekends

• Just because

Great Gift for Mum

Wild-swimming Mum?

Perfect.

Especially if Mum never leaves for a swim without:

Her robe.

Her flask.

Her swim bag.

And enough coffee for everyone.

Great Swim Shed Coaster

Swim shed?

Post-dip brew station?

This belongs there.

Fish Fingers Coffee works brilliantly in:

• Swim sheds

• Changing areas

• Cold-plunge spaces

• Garden rooms

• Outdoor swimming setups

Great Beach Hut Coaster

Sea swim finished?

Beach hut open?

Coffee poured?

Excellent.

Fish Fingers Coffee makes a fun addition to:

• Beach huts

• Coastal cabins

• Seaside homes

• Post-swim brew spots

Great Campervan Coaster

Wild swimming and campervans?

Perfect combination.

Add coffee?

Even better.

This compact coaster makes a brilliant addition to:

• Campervans

• Motorhomes

• Touring vans

• Wild-swimming road trips

Great Office Coaster

Stuck at work instead of swimming?

At least there is coffee.

Fish Fingers Coffee makes a fun desk coaster for swimmers dreaming about their next dip.

Great Stocking Filler

Small.

Funny.

Coffee-related.

Very swimmer-specific.

Fish Fingers Coffee makes a brilliant Christmas stocking filler for wild swimmers and coffee lovers.

Great Secret Santa Gift

Pulled the wild swimmer in Secret Santa?

Even easier if they also love coffee.

Fish Fingers Coffee makes a fun little gift that should get an immediate smile.

Great Gift Set Addition

Building a Kimmer gift set?

Fish Fingers Coffee makes a brilliant addition alongside other Kimmer Wild Swimmer gifts and coasters.

Perfect for creating a fun present for birthdays, Christmas or a swim buddy.

Original Artwork by Cookie

Fish Fingers Coffee features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, inspired by Kimmer’s adventurous, free-spirited love of wild swimming.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustration

• British humour

• Wild-swimming themes

• Relatable swimmer moments

• Outdoor adventure

• Designs full of personality

Not just another coffee coaster.

Proper post-swim Kimmer humour.

Handy 9 x 9cm Size

At approximately 9 x 9cm, Fish Fingers Coffee is a practical size for mugs, cups and glasses.

Perfect for:

• Kitchen tables

• Coffee tables

• Swim sheds

• Campervans

• Beach huts

• Desks

Fish Fingers Coffee – Cold Dip. Hot Brew.

Swim?

Freezing.

Hands?

Still thawing.

Coffee?

Saving the day.

The Fish Fingers Coffee Coaster from Kimmer Wild Swimmer combines original Cookie artwork, cold-water humour and the all-important post-swim brew in one compact 9 x 9cm coaster.

For wild swimmers.

For coffee lovers.

For cold dippers.

For swim buddies.

For anyone who knows getting out of the water is only half the ritual.

Warning: May cause emergency flask packing, post-swim coffee demands and repeated claims that “my fingers still aren’t working.”

Kimmer Wild Swimmer – Cold Water. Warm Laughs.

Product Details

• Design: Fish Fingers Coffee

• Range: Kimmer Wild Swimmer

• Artist: Cookie

• Product: Coaster

• Size: Approx. 9 x 9cm

• Durable material

• Designed to help protect surfaces

• Original Cookie artwork

• Funny wild-swimming and coffee theme

• Suitable for home, office, swim shed, campervan or beach hut

• Great addition to a Kimmer gift set

• Brilliant small swimmer gift

Perfect For

• Wild swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Coffee lovers

• Open-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Lake swimmers

• Cold dippers

• Swim buddies

• Wild swimming groups

• Mums

• Friends

• Campervan owners

• Beach hut owners

• Birthday gifts

• Mother’s Day gifts

• Christmas gifts

• Stocking fillers

• Secret Santa gifts

• Kimmer gift sets