Filthy Flocker – It’s Your Birthday Card | Funny Sheep & 4x4 Birthday Card

Mud everywhere.

Sheep onboard.

Birthday incoming.

Filthy Flocker – It’s Your Birthday!

The Filthy Flocker Birthday Card from Baaad Flockers® is made for countryside characters, 4x4 enthusiasts and anyone whose idea of a good day usually involves mud, fields and absolutely no concern for staying clean.

Featuring Cookie’s original hand-drawn artwork of a sheep in a classic off-road 4x4, this funny birthday card combines rural humour, Flocker attitude and one gloriously filthy adventure.

Because birthdays are better with mud.

It’s Your Birthday, Filthy Flocker

Some people celebrate birthdays with:

Cake.

Champagne.

A nice meal.

Others would rather be somewhere up to the axles in mud.

This card is for them.

The Filthy Flocker – It’s Your Birthday Card celebrates the people who are happiest outdoors, getting dirty and finding the next adventure.

Clean?

Overrated.

Sheep in a Classic 4x4

At the heart of the design is one of Cookie’s wonderfully characterful Flockers, taking to the countryside in a classic-style 4x4.

Mud flying.

Sheep smiling.

Vehicle considerably less clean than when it started.

It’s the perfect combination for anyone who loves:

• 4x4s
• Off-road driving
• Countryside life
• Farming
• Mud
• Sheep
• Outdoor adventures
• Classic rural vehicles

A Brilliant Birthday Card for 4x4 Lovers

Know somebody who loves nothing more than getting off the tarmac?

This card is made for them.

Perfect for:

• 4x4 enthusiasts
• Off-road drivers
• Country vehicle lovers
• Farmers
• Landowners
• Rural adventurers
• Green-lane enthusiasts
• Mud-loving mates

Far easier to post than another vehicle accessory.

Perfect Birthday Card for Farmers

Fields.

Mud.

Sheep.

4x4.

There’s a lot here that should feel familiar.

The Filthy Flocker Birthday Card makes a brilliant choice for:

• Farmers
• Shepherds
• Farm workers
• Agricultural families
• Rural friends
• Countryside characters

Especially the ones whose vehicle hasn’t been properly clean since approximately 2017.

Made for Mud Lovers

Some people avoid puddles.

Others aim for them.

This card celebrates the second group.

It’s ideal for anyone who enjoys:

• Off-roading
• Green laning
• Farm tracks
• Muddy adventures
• Outdoor weekends
• Countryside driving
• Getting somewhere slightly unnecessarily difficult

If their vehicle regularly has more mud than paint showing...

You’ve probably found the right card.

A Funny Birthday Card for Dad

Dad loves his 4x4?

Perfect.

The Filthy Flocker Birthday Card makes a fun alternative to another predictable “Best Dad” design.

Ideal for dads who enjoy:

• Farming
• Countryside life
• Off-road vehicles
• Outdoor adventures
• Sheep
• British humour
• Getting muddy

You can add the sentimental message yourself.

We’ve left the inside blank.

Great for Grandads, Husbands & Mates

This design also works brilliantly for:

• Grandads
• Husbands
• Partners
• Brothers
• Uncles
• Friends
• Workmates
• Farming neighbours

Particularly if everyone already knows they are the Filthy Flocker of the group.

Original Artwork by Cookie

Every Baaad Flockers® design begins with Cookie’s original hand-drawn artwork.

Cookie has spent decades creating bestselling humorous illustrations filled with character, detail and expression.

Filthy Flocker captures everything we love about his work:

• Sheep
• Countryside humour
• Vehicle character
• Mud
• A bit of chaos
• Plenty of personality

Original idea.

Original artwork.

Proper Flocker humour.

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Filthy Flocker Birthday Card is blank inside, leaving you plenty of space to write whatever suits the recipient.

Something heartfelt.

Something rude.

A terrible joke.

A reference to their permanently muddy vehicle.

Or simply:

“Hope your birthday gets filthy.”

Your card.

Your message.

Your way.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, substantial and quality feel.

Because even Filthy Flockers deserve a decent birthday card.

148 x 148mm Square Size

The card measures approximately:

148 x 148mm

A compact square format that gives Cookie’s artwork plenty of room to make an impact.

Perfect for the mantelpiece.

Assuming it doesn’t get mud on it.

White Envelope Included

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for you to write, seal and send.

Mud not included.

Flocker Cards – Your Message, Your Way

Our Flocker Cards are made for people who like greetings cards with a little more character.

Funny.

Cheeky.

Quirky.

Sometimes rude.

Always original.

Whether it’s a birthday, celebration or simply an excuse to make someone laugh, there’s a Flocker Card for the occasion.

60-Day Easy Returns

We want you to be happy with your Baaad Flockers® purchase.

That’s why we offer 60-day easy returns, giving you extra confidence when shopping for cards and gifts.

Original artwork. Proper humour. Easy returns.

Filthy Flocker – It’s Your Birthday

Vehicle clean?

No.

Sheep clean?

Definitely not.

Birthday?

Absolutely.

The Filthy Flocker Birthday Card is made for anyone who believes a proper adventure should leave evidence.

For farmers.

For 4x4 lovers.

For countryside characters.

For muddy mates.

For Filthy Flockers everywhere.

WARNING: Giving this card may result in immediate discussion of tyres, mud, off-road routes and exactly how dirty a 4x4 can get before washing becomes unavoidable.

Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.

Product Details

• Design: Filthy Flocker – It’s Your Birthday
• Occasion: Birthday
• Sheep in a classic-style 4x4 design
• Original artwork hand drawn by Cookie
• Funny countryside and off-road humour
• Blank inside for your own message
• 148 x 148mm square
• Printed on premium 300gsm silk card
• White envelope included
• Part of the Baaad Flockers® Flocker Cards collection
• 60-day easy returns

Perfect For

• 4x4 enthusiasts
• Off-road drivers
• Farmers
• Shepherds
• Countryside lovers
• Sheep lovers
• Green-lane enthusiasts
• Mud lovers
• Outdoor adventurers
• Dads
• Grandads
• Husbands
• Partners
• Brothers
• Friends
• Funny birthday cards for men
• Rural birthday cards