If You Are Going In, Can You Fetch the Ball? Swim Badge | Funny Wild Swimming Patch

Going in?

Yes.

Cold?

Probably.

Useful while you’re there?

Apparently.

Meet the If You Are Going In, Can You Fetch the Ball? Swim Badge from Kimmer Wild Swimmer — a funny 10cm embroidered badge celebrating wild-swimming antics, open-water humour and that familiar moment when somebody realises the swimmer is already heading into the water anyway.

Designed by British cartoonist Cookie, this collectible badge captures the fun, friendship and everyday comedy that comes with life around lakes, rivers, beaches and cold water.

If you’re going in...

You may as well fetch the ball.

While You’re In There...

Wild swimmers hear all sorts.

“How cold is it?”

“Are you really getting in?”

“Why?”

And occasionally:

“If you’re going in, can you fetch that?”

This badge celebrates that brilliantly cheeky bit of logic.

Because apparently being willing to swim in cold water also makes you the designated retrieval team.

Funny Wild Swimming Antics

Ball drifted out?

Swimmer nearby?

Problem solved.

If You Are Going In, Can You Fetch the Ball? is made for people who love:

• Wild swimming

• Open-water adventures

• Swim-group humour

• Beach antics

• Lake swims

• Cold-water comedy

• Original Cookie artwork

Great Wild Swimming Badge

Looking for something different for a wild swimmer?

Found it.

Perfect for:

• Wild swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Lake swimmers

• River swimmers

• Swim buddies

Great Swim Buddy Gift

Every swim buddy has a role.

One brings the flask.

One checks the weather.

One remembers the towels.

And one apparently retrieves things from the water.

This badge makes a brilliant little gift for the swimmer who always ends up being volunteered.

Great Open Water Swimming Gift

Know someone who is happiest outdoors and in the water?

Perfect.

This badge makes a fun addition to their growing swim collection and celebrates the lighter side of open-water life.

Great Beach Swimming Gift

Beach day?

Excellent.

Ball in the water?

Less ideal.

Swimmer already getting changed?

Convenient.

This badge is perfect for:

• Beach swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Coastal adventurers

• Holiday swimmers

• Seaside-loving families

Great Lake Swimming Gift

Lakes are made for:

Swimming.

Exploring.

Relaxing.

And apparently occasional ball recovery.

This badge makes a fun gift for regular lake swimmers and open-water groups.

Collect Your Swim Memories

Every swim tells a story.

Some are epic.

Some are freezing.

Some involve cake.

Some involve retrieving someone else’s ball.

Kimmer Swim Badges are designed to help celebrate those little moments and build a collection of your favourite wild-swimming memories.

Great Badge for a Swim Robe

Give your swim robe some extra personality.

This 10cm embroidered badge is ideal for adding to suitable:

• Swim robes

• Backpacks

• Kit bags

• Towels

• Display boards

• Badge collections

Great Swimming Group Gift

Every group has one swimmer who gets talked into things.

This badge makes a brilliant present for:

• Swim-club friends

• Cold-water groups

• Weekend dippers

• Beach-swimming mates

• Open-water buddies

Great Birthday Gift for a Wild Swimmer

Looking for a small birthday gift with plenty of character?

This one is ideal for someone who enjoys:

Swimming.

Humour.

Outdoor adventure.

And being useful whether they planned to be or not.

Great Stocking Filler

Small.

Funny.

Collectible.

Very Kimmer.

This badge makes a brilliant Christmas stocking filler for wild swimmers and open-water fans.

Original Artwork by Cookie

If You Are Going In, Can You Fetch the Ball? is designed by British cartoonist Cookie, whose Kimmer Wild Swimmer artwork captures the humour, friendships and memorable moments found around open water.

Cookie’s designs are known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustration

• British humour

• Wild-swimming characters

• Outdoor adventure

• Relatable swim-group moments

• Plenty of personality

Not just another badge.

A little reminder of the daft things that happen around the water.

High-Quality Embroidery

The design is recreated in high-quality embroidery, giving the badge a vibrant, durable finish made to be collected, displayed and enjoyed.

Approx. 10cm Size

At approximately 10cm, the badge is large enough for Cookie’s artwork to stand out while remaining practical for adding to suitable swim gear or your badge collection.

If You Are Going In, Can You Fetch the Ball? – While You’re In There...

Swimmer?

Ready.

Ball?

Floating away.

Request?

Incoming.

The If You Are Going In, Can You Fetch the Ball? Swim Badge from Kimmer Wild Swimmer combines Cookie’s original artwork, wild-swimming humour and classic beach-and-lake antics in one collectible 10cm embroidered badge.

For wild swimmers.

For swim buddies.

For beach dippers.

For open-water adventurers.

For anyone who has ever discovered that getting into the water makes them instantly useful to everyone standing on dry land.

Warning: May cause unreasonable requests, repeated ball retrieval and suspiciously convenient cries of “while you’re in there...”

Kimmer Wild Swimmer – Cold Water. Warm Laughs.

Product Details

• Design: If You Are Going In, Can You Fetch the Ball?

• Range: Kimmer Wild Swimmer

• Artist: Cookie

• Product: Embroidered Swim Badge

• Size: Approx. 10cm

• High-quality embroidery

• Durable and vibrant

• Collectible design

• Wild swimming and open-water humour theme

• Great for suitable robes, backpacks, kit bags or display

• Designed to celebrate swim memories and adventures

Perfect For

• Wild swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Lake swimmers

• River swimmers

• Swim buddies

• Beach swimmers

• Swimming groups

• Swim robe collectors

• Birthday gifts

• Christmas gifts

• Stocking fillers

• Swimming milestone gifts