Emission Impossible Coaster | Funny Sheep & Fart Humour Gift

Noise?

Suspicious.

Smell?

Increasing.

Sheep?

Definitely responsible.

Meet the Emission Impossible Coaster from Baaad Flockers® — a funny 9 x 9cm glossy coaster featuring Cookie’s rebellious sheep letting rip and proving that sometimes the simplest jokes are still the funniest.

Cheeky, childish in exactly the right way and packed with Flocker personality, Emission Impossible makes a brilliant little gift for Dads, Grandads, mates, work colleagues, sheep lovers and anyone who still laughs when somebody lets one go.

Small coaster.

Big emission.

Zero dignity.

Emission Impossible

Mission?

Maintain innocence.

Problem?

Everyone heard it.

Emission Impossible takes classic toilet humour, adds one unfortunate sheep and gives the whole thing Cookie’s unmistakable Baaad Flockers® treatment.

Perfect for people who love:

• Funny sheep

• Fart jokes

• Cheeky British humour

• Toilet humour

• Ridiculous wordplay

• Original Cookie artwork

• Baaad Flockers® attitude

Sheep Happens

Every family has one.

Every friendship group has one.

The person who lets rip and immediately looks around as though the noise came from somewhere else.

Dog?

Blamed.

Chair?

Blamed.

Sheep?

Caught red-hoofed.

Great Funny Gift for Dad

Dad still finds fart jokes hilarious?

Of course he does.

Emission Impossible makes a brilliant gift for:

• Birthdays

• Father’s Day

• Christmas

• Stocking fillers

Especially if Dad has spent years denying responsibility.

Great Gift for Grandad

Grandad appreciates old-fashioned silly humour?

Perfect.

This coaster makes a cheeky little gift for the Grandad who proves you are never too old for a good fart joke.

Great Gift for a Mate

Know someone whose humour has not matured since school?

Excellent.

Emission Impossible makes a fun gift for:

• Best mates

• Brothers

• Friends

• Workmates

• Partners

Great Workmate Gift

Office farter?

We said it.

This coaster could be dangerously accurate.

Perfect for:

• Work colleagues

• Office jokers

• Staff rooms

• Workshops

• Secret Santa

Great Man Cave Coaster

Sophisticated décor?

Not today.

Emission Impossible feels completely at home in:

• Man caves

• Garages

• Workshops

• Games rooms

• Home bars

• Pub sheds

Great Home Bar Coaster

Drink down.

Coaster underneath.

Ventilation?

Possibly required.

Emission Impossible makes a fun addition to:

• Home bars

• Garden bars

• Games rooms

• Pub sheds

Great Funny Sheep Gift

Sheep lover with a questionable sense of humour?

Found their coaster.

Perfect for:

• Baaad Flockers® fans

• Countryside lovers

• Farmers

• Sheep enthusiasts

• British humour fans

Great Farmer Gift

Farm life already comes with a fair amount of:

Mud.

Animals.

Smells.

And emissions.

So this design feels surprisingly at home in the countryside.

Great Stocking Filler

Small.

Funny.

Slightly rude.

Emission Impossible makes a brilliant Christmas stocking filler for someone who enjoys humour with very little sophistication.

Great Secret Santa Gift

Need something for the office joker?

Found it.

Emission Impossible makes a memorable Secret Santa gift for:

• Workmates

• Friends

• Dads

• Brothers

• Anyone infamous for clearing a room

Great Birthday Extra

Already bought the main present?

Add a little Flocker nonsense.

Emission Impossible works brilliantly:

• Inside a gift bag

• Alongside a mug

• With other Baaad Flockers® coasters

• As part of a funny gift bundle

Original Artwork by Cookie

Emission Impossible features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, whose rebellious sheep characters and cheeky humour have been making people laugh for decades.

Cookie’s work is known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustration

• British humour

• Memorable sheep characters

• Cheeky wordplay

• Everyday comedy

• Designs that start conversations

Sometimes sophisticated.

Sometimes clever.

Sometimes it is simply a sheep farting.

And that is fine too.

Glossy Finish

The glossy finish gives Cookie’s artwork a bright, clean appearance.

Which is more than can probably be said for the surrounding atmosphere.

Handy 9 x 9cm Size

At approximately 9 x 9cm, Emission Impossible is a practical size for everyday mugs, cups and glasses.

Perfect for:

• Coffee tables

• Kitchen tables

• Desks

• Home bars

• Man caves

• Workshops

Emission Impossible – Silent? Not a Chance.

Sheep?

Responsible.

Evidence?

Overwhelming.

Escape?

Impossible.

The Emission Impossible Coaster from Baaad Flockers® combines original Cookie artwork, unapologetically silly fart humour and everyday practicality in one compact 9 x 9cm glossy coaster.

For Dads.

For Grandads.

For mates.

For workmates.

For anyone whose sense of humour remains proudly immature.

Warning: May cause spontaneous laughter, finger-pointing and immediate accusations of “it wasn’t me.”

Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.

Product Details

• Design: Emission Impossible

• Brand: Baaad Flockers®

• Artist: Cookie

• Product: Coaster

• Size: Approx. 9 x 9cm

• Glossy finish

• Durable material

• Designed to help protect surfaces

• Original Cookie artwork

• Funny sheep and fart-humour design

• Suitable for home, office, kitchen, workshop or bar

• Brilliant small novelty gift

Perfect For

• Dads

• Grandads

• Mates

• Brothers

• Work colleagues

• Farmers

• Sheep lovers

• Baaad Flockers® fans

• British humour lovers

• Man caves

• Home bars

• Workshops

• Birthday gifts

• Father’s Day gifts

• Christmas gifts

• Stocking fillers

• Secret Santa gifts