Emission Impossible Greeting Card | Funny Fart & Rude Humour Card

Mission accepted.

Pressure building.

Escape inevitable.

Emission Impossible.

The Emission Impossible Greeting Card from Baaad Flockers® is a funny, cheeky card made for people who never grew out of finding fart jokes funny.

And quite frankly, why should they?

Packed with classic Flocker humour, a ridiculous pun and plenty of British cheek, Emission Impossible is perfect for birthdays, mates, family members or anybody whose sense of humour remains wonderfully immature.

Sophisticated?

Not particularly.

Funny?

Absolutely.

For Someone Who Still Laughs at Fart Jokes

Some humour is clever.

Some humour is sophisticated.

And some humour involves bodily functions.

The Emission Impossible Card proudly belongs in that final category.

Perfect for:

• Best mates
• Dads
• Grandads
• Husbands
• Partners
• Brothers
• Workmates
• Practical jokers
• Big kids
• Anyone with a childish sense of humour

A Brilliant Funny Rude Greeting Card

Looking for something less predictable than another ordinary greeting card?

Emission Impossible delivers exactly the sort of humour that makes one person laugh immediately while somebody else rolls their eyes.

Perfect as a:

• Funny fart birthday card
• Rude birthday card
• Toilet humour card
• Adult humour card
• Funny card for Dad
• Funny card for Grandad
• Funny card for husband
• Funny card for brother
• Funny card for mate
• Funny card for him
• Cheeky birthday card
• British humour card

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Emission Impossible Greeting Card is blank inside, giving you complete freedom to add your own message.

Something heartfelt?

Absolutely.

Something rude?

Probably more appropriate.

Or simply:

“Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to have a brilliant birthday.”

Whether the room survives is another matter.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The Emission Impossible Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The substantial card stock helps the original artwork look crisp while giving the finished card a premium feel in the hand.

Low-brow joke.

High-quality card.

148 x 148mm Square Greeting Card

Each Emission Impossible Greeting Card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The square format gives the artwork plenty of room to stand out while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or keeping.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for your personal message.

No gas mask included.

More Than Just a Birthday Card

You don’t necessarily need a birthday to deploy Emission Impossible.

It also works brilliantly for:

• Father's Day
• Retirement
• Friendship messages
• Workmates
• Get-well wishes
• Cheer-up cards
• Celebrations
• Practical jokers
• Just-because messages
• Anyone famous for clearing a room

Sometimes the occasion is simply too good to ignore.

Fart Humour – Flocker Style

Baaad Flockers® is all about original characters, cheeky humour and designs that actually make people laugh.

Sometimes that means clever wordplay.

Sometimes that means British sarcasm.

And sometimes it means a fart joke.

Emission Impossible proves there really is a Flocker card for everyone.

Your Mission Is Clear

Send the card.

Make them laugh.

Leave the area immediately.

The Emission Impossible Greeting Card is made for someone who appreciates humour that is cheeky, ridiculous and completely unapologetic.

WARNING: Sending Emission Impossible may result in uncontrollable laughter, accusations about who dealt it and an immediate opening of nearby windows.

Heard, Never Herded.