Emergency Axe Fridge Magnet | Funny Ice Swimming & Cold Water Gift

Ice?

Possibly.

Water?

Definitely cold.

Emergency Axe?

Kimmer humour has entered the chat.

Meet the Emergency Axe Fridge Magnet from the Kimmer Wild Swimmer collection — a glossy 60 x 60mm fridge magnet inspired by ice swimming, winter dips, cold water adventure and the wonderfully determined swimmers who somehow look at freezing conditions and still think:

“Fancy a swim?”

Created by Cookie with Kimmer’s wild-at-heart spirit in mind, Emergency Axe makes a brilliantly quirky gift for ice swimmers, cold water swimmers, winter dippers, wild swimmers, open water enthusiasts and swim buddies.

Cold water.

Big character.

Very Kimmer.

Emergency Axe – Ice Swimming Humour with a Wild Side

Some swimmers wait for summer.

Ice swimmers?

Clearly operating by different rules.

Emergency Axe brings Cookie’s light-hearted humour to the world of icy-water adventures and dedicated winter swimmers.

Perfect for people who love:

• Ice swimming

• Cold water swimming

• Winter dips

• Wild swimming

• Open water adventures

• Outdoor challenges

• Quirky swimming humour

• Original Cookie artwork

Temperature?

Very low.

Sense of humour?

Thankfully intact.

Inspired by Kimmer – For the Wild at Heart

The Kimmer Wild Swimmer collection celebrates people who choose adventure.

The swimmers who keep going when the seasons change.

The ones who talk about water temperatures as though everyone else understands why that is exciting.

The ones whose swimming kit never really gets put away.

Free spirited.

Adventurous.

Positive.

Wild at heart.

Cookie created the collection with Kimmer’s love of open water and outdoor adventure at its heart.

Original Artwork by Cookie

Emergency Axe features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, whose hand-drawn characters and light-hearted humour have been making people smile for decades.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• Original illustrations

• Distinctive characters

• British humour

• Outdoor adventure themes

• Wild swimming inspiration

• Unexpected visual jokes

• Designs that start conversations

Emergency Axe brings plenty of frosty Flocker-style humour into the Kimmer collection.

Brilliant Ice Swimming Gift

Know someone who loves winter swimming?

Sorted.

Emergency Axe makes a brilliant little gift for:

• Ice swimmers

• Cold water swimmers

• Winter swimmers

• Wild swimmers

• Outdoor swimming enthusiasts

Tiny square.

Very chilly personality.

Great Cold Water Swimming Gift

Cold water swimmer?

Perfect.

Emergency Axe makes a fun little gift for anyone who keeps enjoying the water long after everyone else has reached for another jumper.

Ideal for:

• Cold water swimmers

• Year-round swimmers

• Winter dippers

• Outdoor swimming fans

Great Winter Swimming Gift

Summer swimming?

Lovely.

Winter swimming?

That takes a different sort of enthusiasm.

Emergency Axe celebrates swimmers who continue enjoying outdoor water through the colder months.

Perfect for people who love:

• Crisp mornings

• Winter coastlines

• Cold-water dips

• Frosty adventures

Great Wild Swimming Gift

Wild swimmer?

Found their magnet.

This little design makes a brilliant gift for swimmers who prefer:

• Lakes

• Rivers

• The sea

• Natural swimming spots

• Open skies

• Outdoor adventures

Great Open Water Swimming Gift

Pool walls?

Not required.

Emergency Axe makes a fun little gift for those who prefer their swimming outdoors and surrounded by nature.

Perfect for:

• Sea swimmers

• Lake swimmers

• Open water swimmers

• Wild swimming groups

Great Gift for a Swim Buddy

Every cold-water swimmer needs someone who understands a message like:

“Still on for the dip?”

despite what the weather is doing.

Emergency Axe makes a fun little gift for:

• Swim buddies

• Dipping partners

• Best friends

• Adventure mates

• Winter swimming friends

Great Wild Swimming Group Gift

Part of a cold-water community?

This magnet makes a quirky little gift for:

• Ice swimming groups

• Wild swimming communities

• Winter swimming clubs

• Open water groups

• Sea-swimming friends

A small reminder of all those shared adventures.

Great Gift for Mum

Ice swimming Mum?

That narrows the present search considerably.

Emergency Axe makes a fun gift for:

• Birthdays

• Mother’s Day

• Christmas

• Stocking fillers

Especially for Mums who love outdoor adventures whatever the temperature.

Great Gift for Friends

Got a friend who sees winter water and says:

“That looks inviting.”

Found their magnet.

Perfect for:

• Best friends

• Swim buddies

• Sisters

• Partners

• Wild-at-heart friends

Great Campervan Magnet

Winter swimming and campervan adventures?

Excellent combination.

Emergency Axe works brilliantly on suitable magnetic surfaces in:

• Campervans

• Motorhomes

• Caravans

Perfect for swimmers travelling to their favourite open-water locations.

Great Coastal Gift

Winter by the coast has a character all of its own.

Emergency Axe makes a fun little gift for:

• Sea swimmers

• Coastal adventurers

• Beach lovers

• Outdoor enthusiasts

Brilliant Christmas Stocking Filler

Ice swimmer on your Christmas list?

Sorted.

Emergency Axe makes a brilliant stocking filler for someone whose swimming season does not stop when winter arrives.

Great Secret Santa Gift

Small.

Funny.

Ice-swimming themed.

Perfect.

Emergency Axe makes a brilliant Secret Santa gift for:

• Swim buddies

• Friends

• Workmates

• Ice swimmers

• Cold water enthusiasts

Great Birthday Gift

Birthday?

Cold dip?

Naturally.

Emergency Axe makes a fun birthday extra for:

• Mum

• Sister

• Partner

• Friend

• Swim buddy

• Workmate

Great Retirement Gift

Retirement plan?

More swimming.

More adventures.

More weekday dips.

More time outside.

Excellent.

Emergency Axe makes a quirky little retirement gift for someone finally getting more time to enjoy the water.

60 x 60mm Glossy Fridge Magnet

At approximately 60 x 60mm, Emergency Axe is a compact square of Kimmer personality and Cookie humour.

Perfect for:

• Fridges

• Magnetic noticeboards

• Office cabinets

• Lockers

• Suitable campervan surfaces

Tiny square.

Big winter character.

Glossy Finish

The glossy finish gives Cookie’s artwork a bright, polished appearance and helps Emergency Axe stand out.

A little splash of ice-swimming humour for everyday life.

Hold the Important Stuff

Use Emergency Axe to hold:

• Swim dates

• Winter plans

• Photos

• Weekend reminders

• Shopping lists

• Swimming-group messages

• Tide notes

Or simply leave it somewhere visible because it makes you smile.

Collect Your Favourite Kimmer Magnets

Kimmer fridge magnets are little squares of artwork inspired by wild swimming, ice swimming, cold water adventure and living life with a free spirit.

Choose your favourites.

Mix them together.

Create a fridge full of swimming memories, positive vibes and original Cookie artwork.

Emergency Axe – Ice Swimming with Kimmer Attitude

Temperature?

Freezing.

Swimmer?

Unfazed.

Humour?

Essential.

The Emergency Axe Fridge Magnet from Kimmer Wild Swimmer combines original Cookie artwork, ice-swimming inspiration and the adventurous personality of the Kimmer collection in one brilliantly quirky little gift.

For ice swimmers.

For cold-water dippers.

For swim buddies.

For winter adventurers.

For everyone who thinks colder water simply makes for a better story afterwards.

WARNING: May result in excessive winter swim planning, repeated discussions about water temperature and increasingly impressive collections of warm hats and towels.

Kimmer Wild Swimmer – Cold Water. Warm Laughs.

Product Details

• Design: Emergency Axe

• Collection: Kimmer Wild Swimmer

• Theme: Ice Swimming, Cold Water, Winter Swimming & Outdoor Adventure

• Product: Fridge Magnet

• Original artwork by Cookie

• Inspired by Kimmer’s wild swimming spirit

• Approx. size: 60 x 60mm

• Glossy finish

• Compact square design

• Great for fridges, magnetic boards, lockers and suitable campervan surfaces

• Brilliant funny ice swimming gift

• Ideal stocking filler or Secret Santa present

• Decorative novelty design — not safety equipment

Perfect For

• Ice swimmers

• Cold water swimmers

• Winter swimmers

• Wild swimmers

• Open water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Swim buddies

• Wild swimming groups

• Outdoor adventurers

• Mums

• Sisters

• Friends

• Partners

• Birthday gifts

• Retirement gifts

• Christmas gifts

• Stocking fillers

• Secret Santa gifts