Emergency Axe Coaster | Funny Wild Swimming & Ice Swimmer Gift

Water?

Mostly.

Ice?

Possibly.

Kimmer?

Still considering a swim.

Meet the Emergency Axe Coaster from Kimmer Wild Swimmer — a funny 9 x 9cm glossy coaster inspired by the wonderfully determined world of cold-water and winter swimming.

Designed by British cartoonist Cookie with Kimmer’s free-spirited love of wild water in mind, Emergency Axe makes a brilliant little gift for wild swimmers, cold-water dippers, winter swimmers, ice swimmers and anyone whose enthusiasm for getting in the water seems completely unaffected by the temperature.

Cold?

Very.

Sensible?

Debatable.

Funny?

Absolutely.

Emergency Axe

Most people see icy water and think:

“Nope.”

Wild swimmers?

They start discussing whether it is technically still swimmable.

Emergency Axe takes that cold-water determination and pushes it into classic Kimmer territory — playful, exaggerated and made to raise a laugh among people who understand just how committed winter swimmers can be.

Cold Water Humour, Kimmer Style

Water temperature falling?

Still swimming.

Frost on the ground?

Still swimming.

Everyone else wrapped in three coats?

Still swimming.

Emergency Axe celebrates the wonderfully stubborn optimism of swimmers who refuse to accept that there is such a thing as “too cold”.

Great Wild Swimming Gift

Wild swimmer in your life?

Found their coaster.

Perfect for:

• Wild swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Winter swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Lake swimmers

• Cold dippers

Great Ice Swimming Gift

Know someone who actively seeks out the coldest water possible?

This may be their coaster.

Emergency Axe makes a fun gift for people who love the more extreme end of cold-water swimming humour.

Great Winter Swimming Gift

Summer dips?

Lovely.

Winter dips?

That takes commitment.

Emergency Axe makes a brilliant gift for swimmers who keep going through:

• Cold mornings

• Winter weather

• Frosty beaches

• Chilly lakes

• Very low water temperatures

Great Cold Dipper Gift

Cold dipper?

Sorted.

This coaster is perfect for anyone who likes:

• Cold plunges

• Winter dips

• Outdoor swimming

• Cold-water challenges

• Post-dip warming up

Great Swim Buddy Gift

Every cold-water swimmer needs the friend who hears:

“It looks freezing.”

And replies:

“Shall we get in?”

Emergency Axe makes a fun gift for:

• Swim buddies

• Dipping partners

• Wild swimming friends

• Sea swimming groups

• Cold-water communities

Great Swim Group Gift

Every wild-swimming group has someone who is just a little too enthusiastic about winter.

The one who:

Gets in first.

Stays cheerful.

Calls freezing water “fresh”.

And somehow persuades everyone else to join them.

That person may need this coaster.

Great Gift for Her

Looking for something funny for a cold-water swimmer?

Emergency Axe makes a brilliant gift for:

• Birthdays

• Mother’s Day

• Christmas

• Swim milestones

• Winter dipping weekends

• Just because

Great Gift for Mum

Wild-swimming Mum?

Perfect.

Especially if Mum’s winter essentials include:

A swimsuit.

A robe.

A flask.

And an alarming amount of enthusiasm.

Great Swim Shed Coaster

Swim shed?

Cold-plunge space?

Post-swim brew station?

Emergency Axe belongs there.

Perfect for:

• Swim sheds

• Changing areas

• Cold-plunge spaces

• Garden rooms

• Outdoor swimming setups

Great Beach Hut Coaster

Cold sea nearby?

Excellent.

Emergency Axe adds a bit of Kimmer humour to:

• Beach huts

• Coastal cabins

• Seaside homes

• Post-swim spaces

Great Campervan Coaster

Campervan trip in winter?

Swimming kit packed?

Of course it is.

This compact coaster makes a fun addition to:

• Campervans

• Motorhomes

• Touring vans

• Cold-water adventures

Great Stocking Filler

Small.

Funny.

Extremely cold-water specific.

Emergency Axe makes a brilliant Christmas stocking filler for wild swimmers and winter dippers.

Great Secret Santa Gift

Pulled the cold-water swimmer in Secret Santa?

Sorted.

Especially if they spend the winter trying to convince everyone else that the water is “actually quite nice”.

Original Artwork by Cookie

Emergency Axe features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, inspired by Kimmer’s adventurous, free-spirited love of wild and cold-water swimming.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustration

• British humour

• Wild-swimming themes

• Cold-water comedy

• Outdoor adventure

• Designs packed with personality

Not just another swimming coaster.

Proper Kimmer cold-water humour.

Glossy Finish

The glossy finish gives Cookie’s artwork a bright, clean appearance while turning this practical coaster into a quirky piece of wild-swimming homeware.

Handy 9 x 9cm Size

At approximately 9 x 9cm, Emergency Axe is a practical size for mugs, cups and glasses.

Perfect for:

• Kitchen tables

• Coffee tables

• Swim sheds

• Campervans

• Beach huts

• Cold-plunge spaces

Emergency Axe – When Cold Isn’t Cold Enough

Water?

Icy.

Swimmer?

Interested.

Everyone else?

Concerned.

The Emergency Axe Coaster from Kimmer Wild Swimmer combines original Cookie artwork, exaggerated cold-water humour and everyday practicality in one compact 9 x 9cm glossy coaster.

For wild swimmers.

For winter dippers.

For ice swimmers.

For swim buddies.

For anyone who looks at freezing water and somehow still sees an invitation.

Warning: May cause dramatic discussions about water temperature, spontaneous winter dips and repeated claims that “it’ll be fine once we’re in.”

Kimmer Wild Swimmer – Cold Water. Warm Laughs.

Product Details

• Design: Emergency Axe

• Range: Kimmer Wild Swimmer

• Artist: Cookie

• Product: Coaster

• Size: Approx. 9 x 9cm

• Glossy finish

• Durable material

• Designed to help protect surfaces

• Original Cookie artwork

• Funny cold-water and winter-swimming theme

• Suitable for home, swim shed, campervan or beach hut

• Brilliant small swimmer gift

Perfect For

• Wild swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Winter swimmers

• Ice swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Cold dippers

• Swim buddies

• Wild swimming groups

• Mums

• Friends

• Campervan owners

• Beach hut owners

• Birthday gifts

• Mother’s Day gifts

• Christmas gifts

• Stocking fillers

• Secret Santa gifts