Kimmer Cards – Drought | Funny Wild Swimming Greeting Card

No rain.

No puddles.

And the wild swimmer is starting to panic.

The Kimmer Cards – Drought from Baaad Flockers® is a funny greeting card created for wild swimmers, open water swimmers, sea swimmers and cold-water dipping fanatics who become slightly concerned when their favourite swimming spot starts looking suspiciously dry.

Inspired by the wonderfully obsessive world of outdoor swimming, Drought combines wild-swimming humour with Kimmer character in a quirky square card that's perfect for birthdays, celebrations, friendship messages or simply making your favourite swimming buddy laugh.

Water levels low?

Swimmer morale lower?

Time to find the sea.

For Wild Swimmers Who Need Their Water Fix

Wild swimmers are generally quite easy to keep happy.

Give them some water.

Preferably cold.

Preferably outdoors.

And preferably somewhere they can persuade their friends to join them.

The Drought Card celebrates that special relationship swimmers have with their favourite lakes, rivers, beaches and open-water spots.

Perfect for:

• Wild swimmers
• Open water swimmers
• Sea swimmers
• Cold water swimmers
• Lake swimmers
• River swimmers
• Swimming groups
• Outdoor adventurers
• Swimming buddies
• Anyone constantly searching for their next dip

A Brilliant Card for Wild Swimmers

Trying to find a card for someone who talks about swimming almost as much as they actually swim?

The Kimmer Drought Card makes a funny and unusual choice.

Perfect as a:

• Wild swimming birthday card
• Open water swimming card
• Sea swimming card
• Cold water swimming card
• Funny swimmer card
• Outdoor swimming card
• Card for a swimming friend
• Card for a wild swimming Mum
• Card for a swimming buddy
• Funny outdoor card
• Friendship card
• Just because card

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Drought Card is blank inside, leaving you free to add exactly the message you want.

Heartfelt?

Absolutely.

Funny?

Even better.

Or perhaps:

“Don't panic. I found somewhere to swim.”

That should get their attention.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The Drought Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The substantial card stock gives the artwork a crisp appearance while making the finished card feel properly premium.

Wild swimmers may like things wet.

Their greeting cards don't have to be.

148 x 148mm Square Greeting Card

Each card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The square format gives the Drought artwork plenty of room to stand out while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or keeping.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for your own message.

More Than Just a Birthday Card

The Kimmer Drought Card works for plenty of occasions, including:

• Birthdays
• Friendship messages
• Swimming achievements
• Outdoor adventures
• Open water challenges
• Thank-you cards
• Celebration cards
• Cheer-up messages
• Swimming group jokes
• Just-because cards

Sometimes you don't need an occasion.

You just need a friend who will understand the joke.

Made for the Wild Swimming Community

Wild swimming comes with its own language.

Water temperature.

Water levels.

Conditions.

Changing robes.

Flasks.

And the inevitable question:

“Where are we swimming this weekend?”

The Drought Card celebrates that wonderful obsession and the friendships that come with it.

Because when the usual swimming spot isn't cooperating, a proper wild swimmer doesn't give up.

They start looking for the next adventure.

When a Wild Swimmer Runs Out of Water

For most people, a dry spell means watering the garden.

For a wild swimmer, things become considerably more serious.

Where's the water?

Where's the nearest beach?

When's it going to rain?

And why is everyone else being so calm about this?

The Kimmer Drought Card is made for swimmers who know the struggle.

WARNING: Sending Drought may result in frantic searches for alternative swimming spots, detailed discussions about water levels and an unexpected road trip to the coast.

Heard, Never Herded.