
Dog?
Innocent.
Apparently.
Owner?
Not convinced.
Meet the Don't Take The P*ss Coaster from Barking Mad® — a cheeky 9 x 9cm coaster packed with Cookie’s unmistakable animal humour and plenty of personality.
Practical enough to help protect your surfaces and funny enough to raise a smile every time the kettle goes on, Taking The P*ss makes a brilliant little gift for dog lovers, dog mums, dog dads, pet owners, friends and anyone who enjoys slightly cheeky British humour.
Small coaster.
Big attitude.
Completely Barking Mad.
Dogs are wonderful.
Loyal.
Funny.
Loveable.
And occasionally...
Absolutely taking the p*ss.
Whether it is ignoring you, stealing your seat, demanding another walk or behaving as though they have never been fed in their entire life, dog owners know exactly what we mean.
Taking The P*ss celebrates that wonderfully cheeky side of life with dogs.
Dog ownership involves:
Mud.
Hair.
Treats.
Walks.
Questionable smells.
And regularly saying:
“You know exactly what you’re doing.”
Taking The P*ss is made for people who recognise that look.
The one that says:
“Yep. And I’ll probably do it again.”
Dog lover in your life?
Found their coaster.
Taking The P*ss makes a brilliant little gift for:
Dog owners
Dog mums
Dog dads
Dog walkers
Pet lovers
Barking Mad® fans
Dog mum already knows who really runs the house?
Exactly.
This coaster makes a fun gift for:
Birthdays
Mother’s Day
Christmas
Stocking fillers
Just because
Perfect for enjoying a quiet cuppa while the dog plots its next demand.
Dog dad with a cheeky sense of humour?
Sorted.
Taking The P*ss makes a brilliant gift for:
Birthdays
Father’s Day
Christmas
Secret Santa
Especially if the dog treats him more like staff than family.
Walk completed?
Dog muddy?
Owner wetter than the dog?
Excellent.
Taking The P*ss makes a fun little gift for anyone whose life revolves around:
Leads
Treats
Muddy paws
Dog towels
British weather
Know someone whose dog:
Ignores every command?
Steals the sofa?
Begs dramatically?
Wakes them up at ridiculous times?
This could be their coaster.
The kitchen is where:
Tea happens.
Coffee happens.
Dog treats happen.
And the dog somehow appears every time a cupboard opens.
Taking The P*ss fits perfectly on:
Kitchen tables
Breakfast bars
Coffee stations
Dining tables
Need some personality on the desk?
Sorted.
Taking The P*ss adds a little humour to:
Offices
Home offices
Studios
Staff rooms
Perfect for the dog owner who would rather be at home with the dog anyway.
New home?
Dog already claimed the best seat?
Of course.
This coaster makes a fun housewarming gift for dog lovers and is easy to add to a larger present.
Small.
Funny.
Cheeky.
Taking The P*ss makes a brilliant Christmas stocking filler for dog mums, dog dads and pet lovers.
Dog-obsessed colleague?
Slightly inappropriate sense of humour?
Perfect.
Taking The P*ss makes a memorable Secret Santa gift without taking itself too seriously.
Already bought the main present?
Add a little Barking Mad® extra.
Taking The P*ss works brilliantly:
Inside a gift bag
Alongside a mug
With treats for the dog
As part of a dog-lover gift set
With other Barking Mad® coasters
Want to turn it into a bigger gift?
Gift sets are also available, making it easy to put together a fun Barking Mad® present for the dog lover in your life.
Ideal for:
Birthdays
Christmas
Housewarmings
Thank-you gifts
Dog mums and dads
Taking The P*ss features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, creator of the Barking Mad® characters.
Cookie’s artwork is known for:
Original hand-drawn illustration
British humour
Characterful animals
Everyday observations
Cheeky wordplay
Designs that make people laugh
Not just another coaster.
Proper Barking Mad® personality.
At approximately 9 x 9cm, Taking The P*ss is a practical size for everyday mugs, cups and glasses.
Perfect for:
Tea
Coffee
Hot chocolate
Kitchen tables
Coffee tables
Desks
Home offices
Dog?
Angel.
Behaviour?
Questionable.
Owner?
Onto them.
The Taking The P*ss Coaster from Barking Mad® combines original Cookie artwork, cheeky dog-owner humour and everyday practicality in one compact 9 x 9cm coaster.
For dog mums.
For dog dads.
For pet lovers.
For friends.
For anyone who has ever looked at their dog and thought:
“You are absolutely taking the p*ss.”
Warning: May cause spontaneous laughter and immediate accusations directed at the dog.
Barking Mad® – Big Personality. Four Paws.
Design: Taking The P*ss
Brand: Barking Mad®
Artist: Cookie
Product: Coaster
Size: Approx. 9 x 9cm
Durable material
Designed to help protect surfaces
Original Cookie artwork
Cheeky dog-themed humour
Suitable for home, kitchen or office
Brilliant small gift for dog lovers
Gift sets also available
Dog lovers
Dog mums
Dog dads
Pet owners
Dog walkers
Barking Mad® fans
Friends
Family
Work colleagues
Birthday gifts
Housewarming gifts
Mother’s Day gifts
Father’s Day gifts
Christmas gifts
Stocking fillers
Secret Santa gifts

