Don’t Take The P*ss | Funny Dog Lover & Barking Mad® Metal Sign

Cheeky dog.

Cheekier owner.

Absolutely no taking the p*ss.

Meet Don’t Take The P*ss from the Barking Mad® collection by Baaad Flockers®.

This funny 8" x 8" dog lover metal sign combines original artwork by Cookie with the kind of cheeky British humour dog owners understand immediately.

Perfect for dog-loving homes, hallways, kitchens, utility rooms, garden rooms, sheds, garages, dog spaces and anywhere that could use a little Barking Mad® attitude.

Dogs have rules.

Mostly their own.

Made for Dog Owners with a Sense of Humour

Dogs are brilliant.

Well behaved?

Sometimes.

Predictable?

Absolutely not.

The Don’t Take The P*ss Metal Sign is perfect for:

• Dog mums
• Dog dads
• Dog owners
• Dog walkers
• Dog-loving families
• Barking Mad® fans
• Pet lovers
• Cheeky humour fans
• People whose dog runs the household
• Anyone who appreciates a good dog joke

A Brilliant Cheeky Dog Sign

Looking for dog wall art that isn’t all paw prints and sentimental quotes?

You’ve found it.

Don’t Take The P*ss works brilliantly as a:

• Funny dog sign
• Cheeky dog sign
• Rude dog sign
• Dog owner sign
• Dog lover metal sign
• Garden dog sign
• Hallway sign
• Utility room sign
• Funny pet wall art
• British humour sign
• Barking Mad® sign

A little less sweet.

A lot more Flocker.

The Perfect Gift for Dog Lovers

Dog owners can be notoriously difficult to buy for.

Mostly because they would rather you bought something for the dog.

The Don’t Take The P*ss Metal Sign makes a brilliant gift for:

• Dog mums
• Dog dads
• Mums
• Dads
• Grandads
• Grandmas
• Partners
• Friends
• Dog walkers
• Dog-owning colleagues
• Hard-to-buy-for pet lovers

Funny.

Easy to hang.

And considerably less messy than giving them another dog.

Great for Birthdays, Christmas & Secret Santa

This cheeky dog sign works brilliantly for:

• Birthdays
• Christmas
• Mother’s Day
• Father’s Day
• Secret Santa
• Housewarming gifts
• New puppy gifts
• Dog adoption celebrations
• Retirement gifts
• Just because

Especially for someone who appreciates humour that isn’t quite as polite as the average greeting card.

8" x 8" Statement Size

The Don’t Take The P*ss Metal Sign measures approximately 8" x 8".

Compact enough to fit easily around the home while still bold enough to catch attention.

Perfect for hanging:

• Near the back door
• In the hallway
• In the kitchen
• In a utility room
• In a dog room
• In a garden room
• In the shed
• In the garage
• Near the dog’s favourite spot

Small sign.

Big attitude.

High-Quality Metal

Made from high-quality, durable metal, the Don’t Take The P*ss Sign is suitable for indoor or outdoor display.

It is:

• Rust-resistant
• UV-resistant
• Fade-resistant
• Durable
• Suitable for indoor and outdoor use

Made to withstand plenty of doggy chaos and British weather.

Easy Hanging with Pre-Drilled Holes

Dogs already create enough jobs around the house.

Hanging a sign shouldn’t become another one.

The Don’t Take The P*ss Metal Sign comes with pre-drilled holes, making it quick and easy to mount.

Choose the wall.

Hang it up.

Carry on being Barking Mad.

Original Barking Mad® Artwork by Cookie

Every Barking Mad® Metal Sign features original artwork by Cookie, combining hand-drawn character, dog-loving chaos and cheeky British humour.

The range celebrates life with dogs exactly as it really is.

Funny.

Messy.

Loyal.

Slightly bonkers.

And completely worth it.

Barking Mad® – For People Who Understand Dogs

Dog people just get it.

The mud.

The barking.

The zoomies.

The stolen seat.

The mysterious behaviour.

And the complete inability to stay annoyed with them for more than thirty seconds.

The Don’t Take The P*ss Metal Sign celebrates that wonderfully chaotic relationship between dogs and the humans who love them.

Dog Wall Art with a Cheeky Side

Some dog signs are adorable.

This one has attitude.

Don’t Take The P*ss is made for homes where humour is welcome, dogs are family and nobody takes themselves too seriously.

WARNING: Displaying Don’t Take The P*ss may result in knowing laughs, accusations aimed directly at the dog and visitors saying, “That is so true.”

Heard, Never Herded.