Does My Bum Look Big In This Blanket? T-Shirt | Funny Horse & Equestrian Tee

Rug on.

Bum checked.

Opinion required.

Does My Bum Look Big In This Blanket?

The Does My Bum Look Big In This Blanket? T-Shirt from Baaad Flockers® is made for horse lovers, pony mums, riders and anyone who knows that even horses deserve to question their outfit occasionally.

Featuring Cookie’s original hand-drawn horse artwork as a bold chest print, this funny equestrian t-shirt combines horse humour, countryside character and a brilliantly cheeky slogan.

Cosy.

Funny.

Slightly vain.

And unmistakably Flocker.

Horse Humour Every Rider Understands

Horse owners spend a surprising amount of time discussing rugs.

Too thick?

Too thin?

Wrong size?

Slipping sideways?

Horse somehow filthy underneath it anyway?

And then there’s the most important question of all...

Does my bum look big in this blanket?

This playful design takes a familiar human phrase and gives it a brilliantly equestrian twist.

Made for Horse Lovers

The Does My Bum Look Big In This Blanket? T-Shirt is perfect for:

• Horse owners
• Horse riders
• Pony mums
• Horse mums
• Equestrian women
• Stable friends
• Yard workers
• Riding instructors
• Pony lovers
• Countryside characters

If your life involves rugs, muddy fields and a horse with more clothes than you...

You’ll probably understand.

A Funny Horse Rug T-Shirt

Horse rugs are serious business.

The horse, however, may have other concerns.

The cheeky Does My Bum Look Big In This Blanket? slogan brings some humour to everyday equestrian life and makes a brilliant conversation starter at the yard.

Perfect for anyone who appreciates:

• Horse jokes
• Equestrian humour
• Pony humour
• Stable banter
• Funny animal artwork
• British wit

Bold Chest Design

The Does My Bum Look Big In This Blanket? artwork is featured as a bold chest print, putting Cookie’s original illustration and cheeky slogan front and centre.

No turning around required.

The joke arrives with you.

Perfect for horse shows, stable days, casual weekends and anywhere horse people gather.

Original Artwork by Cookie

Every Baaad Flockers® design begins with Cookie’s original hand-drawn artwork.

Cookie has spent decades creating bestselling t-shirt designs filled with humour, expression and character.

This design takes a wonderfully relatable horse-owner moment and turns it into original cartoon artwork.

No generic horse graphic.

No stock illustration.

Original Cookie humour.

Drawn by hand.

Perfect for Stable & Yard Life

The design feels right at home around horses.

Wear it for:

• Stable days
• Yard jobs
• Riding lessons
• Horse shows
• Equestrian events
• Pony club days
• Country shows
• Farm visits
• Riding weekends
• Casual everyday wear

Particularly appropriate when rug season arrives.

A Brilliant Gift for Pony Mums

Pony mums know the reality.

Rugs.

Feed.

Tack.

Mud.

More rugs.

A rug that definitely fit yesterday.

And a pony standing there as if none of this has anything to do with them.

The Does My Bum Look Big In This Blanket? T-Shirt makes a brilliant gift for pony mums who know exactly how much time can be spent discussing what a horse is wearing.

A Funny Gift for Horse Lovers

Trying to find something different for someone who seems to own every possible horse accessory?

Try something for the human.

This t-shirt makes a brilliant gift for:

• Horse lovers
• Horse owners
• Riders
• Pony mums
• Horse mums
• Stable friends
• Riding instructors
• Equestrian women
• Mums
• Sisters
• Partners
• Horse-obsessed friends

Perfect for:

• Birthdays
• Christmas
• Mother’s Day
• Secret Santa
• Riding milestones
• Horse-show weekends
• Equestrian gifts
• Just because

Far easier to wrap than another horse rug.

Great for Horse Shows & Country Events

Heading to a horse show?

This is exactly the sort of design fellow horse people understand immediately.

Perfect for:

• Horse shows
• Agricultural shows
• Country fairs
• Equestrian events
• Rural festivals
• Farm shops
• Countryside weekends

One look at the design...

and somebody will almost certainly have a rug story.

Premium Heavyweight Fabric

Made using premium heavyweight cotton or cotton-blend fabric, this t-shirt is designed for comfort, durability and regular wear.

Its classic fit works easily with:

• Jeans
• Riding trousers
• Leggings
• Shorts
• Casual trousers
• Boots
• Trainers
• Gilets
• Hoodies

Ideal for life at the yard and everywhere else.

Classic Comfortable Fit

Finished with a ribbed self collar and taped neck, the t-shirt has a clean, comfortable everyday shape.

Twin-needle stitching adds extra durability for repeat wear.

Because horse clothing rarely gets a completely easy life.

Designed in Our Herefordshire Studio

The Does My Bum Look Big In This Blanket? artwork is developed in our Herefordshire countryside studio, where Cookie creates the characters and illustrations behind Baaad Flockers®.

Every design begins with an original idea before Cookie turns it into hand-drawn artwork.

Original humour.

Original character.

Proper countryside inspiration.

Made in the UK

Our Baaad Flockers® garments are made in the UK, bringing together original British artwork with quality everyday clothing.

Created for people who appreciate:

• Independent British design
• Original illustration
• Horse humour
• Countryside life
• Cheeky British wit
• Clothing with personality

Digitally Printed

Our garments are produced using modern digital printing methods, helping Cookie’s artwork retain its colour, detail and personality.

Producing according to demand also allows us to offer a broader range of original designs without unnecessarily creating large amounts of stock.

More Cookie artwork.

Less unnecessary waste.

Proper Flocker thinking.

Produced with Sustainability in Mind

Reducing unnecessary waste remains important to Baaad Flockers® as we continue to grow.

By producing garments according to demand, we can:

• Reduce unnecessary stock
• Reduce overproduction
• Offer more original designs
• Produce garments specifically for customers

Better considered production.

Still plenty of horse humour.

Sizes XS to 5XL

The Does My Bum Look Big In This Blanket? T-Shirt is available from XS through to 5XL.

Please note that colour availability may be more limited in sizes 3XL to 5XL.

Colours may vary.

Size Guide

• XS: 33/34"
• S: 35/37"
• M: 38/40"
• L: 41/43"
• XL: 44/47"
• 2XL: 48/50"
• 3XL: 51/53"
• 4XL: 54/56"
• 5XL: 58/60"

Please check the size guide before ordering.

Printed Especially for You

Every Baaad Flockers® garment is printed especially for your order.

By printing according to demand, we can offer a wider selection of Cookie’s original artwork while helping reduce unnecessary stock, overproduction and waste.

Please allow approximately 3–4 working days for production before dispatch.

More designs.

Less unnecessary waste.

Proper Flocker thinking.

60-Day Easy Returns

We want you to love your Baaad Flockers® purchase.

That’s why we offer 60-day easy returns, giving you extra confidence when shopping online.

Whether you’re buying this one for yourself or giving it to a horse-loving friend who spends far too much time thinking about rugs, you have plenty of time should you need to return it.

Great designs. Quality clothing. Easy returns.

Does My Bum Look Big In This Blanket?

Horse rugged?

Yep.

Straps fastened?

Yep.

Horse unimpressed?

Obviously.

The Does My Bum Look Big In This Blanket? T-Shirt celebrates the funny side of horse ownership, stable life and those wonderfully expressive animals we keep dressing in blankets.

For riders.

For pony mums.

For stable friends.

For horse lovers.

For anyone who has ever stood behind a freshly rugged horse and thought...

Actually, maybe it does.

WARNING: Wearing this t-shirt may result in fellow horse owners laughing, prolonged conversations about rug fit and your horse demanding an honest answer.

Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.

Product Features

• Design: Does My Bum Look Big In This Blanket?
• Garment: Adult T-Shirt
• Horse, equestrian and rug-humour theme
• Original artwork hand drawn by Cookie
• Bold chest print
• Designed in our Herefordshire countryside studio
• Made in the UK
• Premium heavyweight cotton or cotton-blend fabric
• Classic comfortable fit
• Ribbed self collar
• Taped neck
• Twin-needle stitching for added durability
• High-quality digital printing
• Designed for durable shape, colour and print quality
• Produced using more sustainable methods
• Printed especially for your order
• Approximate production time: 3–4 working days
• 60-day easy returns
• Sizes XS to 5XL
• Limited colour availability in sizes 3XL–5XL

Perfect For

• Horse lovers
• Horse owners
• Horse riders
• Pony mums
• Horse mums
• Equestrian women
• Stable friends
• Riding instructors
• Yard workers
• Pony lovers
• Country-show visitors
• Countryside fans
• Birthday gifts
• Christmas gifts
• Mother’s Day gifts
• Secret Santa
• Equestrian gifts