
Opinion?
Heard.
Concern?
Minimal.
Chicken?
Unbothered.
Meet the Do I Cluck Like I’m Bothered? Coaster from Mooody® — a funny 9 x 9cm glossy coaster packed with Cookie’s brilliantly stubborn animal humour and enough attitude to make the message perfectly clear.
Cheeky, practical and highly relatable, this coaster makes a brilliant little gift for chicken lovers, hen keepers, countryside fans, farm animal lovers, Mums, friends, workmates and anyone who has reached the wonderful stage of life where other people’s opinions really do not matter that much.
Small coaster.
Big cluckin’ attitude.
Some chickens fuss.
Some flap.
This one?
Couldn’t care less.
Do I Cluck Like I’m Bothered? is classic Mooody® — stubborn, expressive and just the right amount of sarcastic.
Perfect for people who love:
Chickens
Hens
Farm animals
Countryside humour
Sarcastic gifts
British humour
Original Cookie artwork
Mooody® attitude
Someone has an opinion?
Lovely.
Someone thinks you should do things differently?
Interesting.
Are you bothered?
Cluck no.
This coaster celebrates the people who have learned that life becomes considerably easier when you stop worrying about every bit of nonsense coming your way.
Chicken enthusiast in your life?
Found their coaster.
Perfect for:
Chicken keepers
Hen lovers
Poultry enthusiasts
Backyard chicken owners
Farm animal lovers
Countryside fans
If their daily routine involves:
Opening the coop.
Collecting eggs.
Talking to chickens.
Being completely ignored by chickens.
Then this coaster should feel strangely familiar.
A brilliant little gift for the person whose flock has more attitude than most people.
Hens have personalities.
Big ones.
And anyone who keeps them knows exactly how unimpressed they can look.
Do I Cluck Like I’m Bothered? captures that wonderful hen attitude in true Cookie style.
Mum reached the stage where she simply does not have time for nonsense?
Excellent.
This coaster makes a fun gift for:
Birthdays
Mother’s Day
Christmas
Stocking fillers
Just because
Especially if she already has a famously unimpressed look of her own.
Know someone who says exactly what they think?
Perfect.
This coaster makes a brilliant little gift for:
Best friends
Sisters
Partners
Workmates
Friends with attitude
Office politics?
Emails?
Unnecessary drama?
Cluck it.
Do I Cluck Like I’m Bothered? makes a brilliant desk coaster for:
Work colleagues
Office jokers
Home workers
Managers with a sense of humour
Anyone with very limited patience
This chicken belongs in the kitchen.
Perfect for:
Kitchen tables
Breakfast bars
Coffee stations
Dining tables
Farmhouse kitchens
Especially if there are fresh eggs nearby.
Country kitchen?
Farmhouse?
Smallholding?
Perfect.
This funny chicken coaster adds a little Mooody® character to a rural home without taking up any useful space.
She shed full of personality?
Add some more.
Do I Cluck Like I’m Bothered? works brilliantly in:
She sheds
Craft rooms
Garden rooms
Home offices
Creative spaces
Small.
Funny.
Full of attitude.
This coaster makes a brilliant Christmas stocking filler for chicken lovers, hen keepers and sarcastic-humour fans.
Chicken-obsessed colleague?
Friend with zero patience?
Office queen of the unimpressed expression?
Found their present.
Do I Cluck Like I’m Bothered? makes a memorable Secret Santa gift.
Already bought the main present?
Add a little Mooody® attitude.
This coaster works brilliantly:
Inside a gift bag
Alongside a mug
With chicken-themed gifts
As part of a countryside gift
With other Mooody® coasters
Do I Cluck Like I’m Bothered? features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, creator of the brilliantly expressive Mooody® characters.
Cookie’s artwork is known for:
Original hand-drawn illustration
British humour
Highly relatable animal characters
Cheeky wordplay
Big personalities
Designs that start conversations
Not just another chicken coaster.
Proper Mooody® character.
The glossy finish gives Cookie’s artwork a bright, clean appearance while transforming an everyday coaster into a small piece of quirky homeware.
At approximately 9 x 9cm, Do I Cluck Like I’m Bothered? is a practical size for everyday mugs, cups and glasses.
Perfect for:
Kitchen tables
Coffee tables
Desks
Farmhouse kitchens
She sheds
Garden rooms
Opinion?
Noted.
Drama?
Ignored.
Brew?
Poured.
The Do I Cluck Like I’m Bothered? Coaster from Mooody® combines original Cookie artwork, sarcastic chicken humour and everyday practicality in one compact 9 x 9cm glossy coaster.
For chicken keepers.
For hen lovers.
For Mums.
For friends.
For anyone who has perfected the art of simply not being bothered.
Warning: May cause spontaneous chuckling, raised eyebrows and repeated declarations of “cluck no.”
Mooody® – Heard, Never Herded.
Design: Do I Cluck Like I’m Bothered?
Brand: Mooody® by Baaad Flockers®
Artist: Cookie
Product: Coaster
Size: Approx. 9 x 9cm
Glossy finish
Durable material
Designed to help protect surfaces
Original Cookie artwork
Funny chicken and sarcastic humour
Suitable for home, kitchen, office or she shed
Brilliant small gift
Chicken lovers
Hen keepers
Poultry enthusiasts
Farm animal lovers
Countryside fans
Mums
Sisters
Friends
Work colleagues
Farmhouse kitchens
She sheds
Home offices
Birthday gifts
Mother’s Day gifts
Christmas gifts
Stocking fillers
Secret Santa gifts

