Christmas Veg – Diced Swede Coaster | Funny Christmas Gift

Swede?

Diced.

Christmas?

Well underway.

Dignity?

Questionable.

Meet the Christmas Veg – Diced Swede Coaster from Baaad Flockers® — a funny 9 x 9cm glossy Christmas coaster packed with Cookie’s brilliantly daft festive humour.

A quirky twist on the humble Christmas vegetable, Diced Swede brings a little more personality to the festive table and makes a brilliant gift for friends, family, workmates, pun lovers and anyone who prefers their Christmas décor with a good dose of British silliness.

Small coaster.

Big festive veg energy.

Diced Swede

Christmas vegetables usually have one job.

Sit politely beside the roast potatoes.

Not this one.

Diced Swede gives the traditional festive swede the full Cookie treatment, transforming an everyday vegetable into something considerably more entertaining.

Perfect for people who love:

• Christmas

• Festive puns

• Vegetable humour

• British comedy

• Quirky Christmas gifts

• Original Cookie artwork

• Baaad Flockers® festive fun

Christmas Veg – Flocker Style

Christmas dinner would not be Christmas without the vegetables.

Carrots.

Sprouts.

Parsnips.

Swede.

Usually they stay quietly on the plate.

Cookie had other ideas.

The Christmas Veg collection gives festive vegetables their own personalities, jokes and gloriously silly Christmas moments.

And Diced Swede?

Definitely one of the more questionable characters at the table.

Funny Christmas Table Coaster

Christmas table looking a little too sophisticated?

We can fix that.

Diced Swede adds a dose of festive humour to:

• Christmas dinner tables

• Coffee tables

• Kitchen tables

• Drinks stations

• Christmas parties

• Boxing Day gatherings

Ideal when traditional festive décor needs a little more personality.

Great Christmas Stocking Filler

Small.

Funny.

Festive.

Useful.

Diced Swede makes a brilliant Christmas stocking filler for someone who appreciates a terrible pun.

Perfect for:

• Mums

• Dads

• Grandparents

• Partners

• Friends

• Work colleagues

Great Secret Santa Gift

Secret Santa approaching?

Recipient difficult to buy for?

Sorted.

Diced Swede makes a brilliantly silly Secret Santa gift that is compact, useful and much more memorable than another generic novelty present.

Great Gift for the Hard-to-Buy-For Person

Has everything?

Wants nothing?

Offers absolutely no helpful suggestions?

Give them a Diced Swede.

It may not solve every Christmas problem...

But it should get a laugh.

Great Gift for Dad

Dad appreciates a dreadful pun?

Perfect.

Diced Swede makes a fun little extra for:

• Christmas stockings

• Gift bags

• Festive hampers

• Christmas presents

Great Gift for Mum

Mum has spent weeks organising Christmas?

She deserves a laugh.

Diced Swede makes a fun addition to:

• Christmas gifts

• Stockings

• Kitchen gift sets

• Festive hampers

Great Gift for Grandparents

Grandparents appreciate something quirky and cheerful?

This funny Christmas coaster makes an easy little gift that can come back out with the decorations every year.

Great Office Christmas Coaster

December at work.

Christmas music playing.

Treats appearing.

Productivity disappearing.

Diced Swede fits perfectly.

Ideal for:

• Office desks

• Staff rooms

• Home offices

• Studios

Great Christmas Kitchen Coaster

Christmas kitchen chaos?

Guaranteed.

Kettle boiling.

Dinner cooking.

Everyone wandering in asking when it will be ready.

Diced Swede gives the all-important Christmas brew somewhere suitably festive to sit.

Great Christmas Party Coaster

Friends arriving?

Snacks out?

Festive drinks poured?

Perfect.

Diced Swede adds some character to:

• Christmas parties

• Family gatherings

• Home bars

• Festive drinks tables

All with the emphasis firmly on fun rather than taking Christmas too seriously.

Great Boxing Day Coaster

Christmas Day complete?

Excellent.

Now comes:

Leftovers.

Tea.

More leftovers.

And absolutely no need to rush.

Diced Swede is more than happy to stick around for Boxing Day.

Original Artwork by Cookie

Christmas Veg – Diced Swede features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, whose hand-drawn characters and wonderfully silly ideas have been making people laugh for decades.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustration

• British humour

• Clever wordplay

• Memorable characters

• Festive comedy

• Designs that start conversations

Christmas vegetables have never had this much personality.

Glossy Finish

The glossy finish gives Cookie’s festive artwork a bright, clean appearance while turning an everyday coaster into a small piece of quirky Christmas décor.

Handy 9 x 9cm Size

At approximately 9 x 9cm, Diced Swede is a practical size for everyday mugs, cups and glasses.

Perfect for:

• Christmas tables

• Coffee tables

• Kitchen counters

• Desks

• Home bars

• Festive gatherings

Christmas Veg – Diced Swede

Swede?

Diced.

Dinner?

Nearly ready.

Christmas humour?

Completely unnecessary.

Which is exactly why we love it.

The Christmas Veg – Diced Swede Coaster from Baaad Flockers® combines original Cookie artwork, festive vegetable wordplay and everyday practicality in one compact 9 x 9cm glossy coaster.

For Christmas lovers.

For pun lovers.

For Secret Santa.

For stockings.

For anyone who thinks Christmas vegetables deserve their moment in the spotlight.

Warning: May result in terrible vegetable jokes and repeated accusations that someone has become completely Diced Swede.

Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.

Product Details

• Design: Christmas Veg – Diced Swede

• Brand: Baaad Flockers®

• Artist: Cookie

• Product: Christmas Coaster

• Size: Approx. 9 x 9cm

• Glossy finish

• Durable material

• Designed to help protect surfaces

• Original Cookie artwork

• Funny festive vegetable design

• Suitable for home, kitchen, office or Christmas table

• Brilliant stocking filler and Secret Santa gift

Perfect For

• Christmas lovers

• Pun lovers

• British humour fans

• Mums

• Dads

• Grandparents

• Partners

• Friends

• Work colleagues

• Christmas dinner tables

• Festive home décor

• Christmas stockings

• Secret Santa gifts

• Christmas hampers

• Hard-to-buy-for people