Christmas Veg – Diced Swede | Funny Vegetable Christmas Card

Chopped.

Diced.

Festively prepared.

Meet Diced Swede.

The Christmas Veg – Diced Swede Christmas Card from Baaad Flockers® is a funny, quirky festive card packed with vegetable humour, original character and a generous helping of Christmas silliness.

Perfect for friends, family, workmates, gardeners, foodies or anyone who appreciates a Christmas card that is a little less predictable, Diced Swede brings something wonderfully different to the festive season.

Forget the reindeer.

Christmas dinner has arrived.

A Christmas Card with Plenty of Veg Appeal

Christmas wouldn’t be Christmas without the food.

Turkey.

Potatoes.

Sprouts.

And that bowl of swede somebody has been enthusiastically preparing since breakfast.

The Diced Swede Christmas Card is perfect for:

• Friends
• Family
• Workmates
• Gardeners
• Vegetable growers
• Allotment lovers
• Home cooks
• Foodies
• Christmas dinner fans
• Anyone who appreciates a silly festive card

A Brilliant Funny Vegetable Christmas Card

Looking for something more unusual than another traditional Christmas greeting?

Christmas Veg – Diced Swede combines festive humour with quirky vegetable character.

Perfect as a:

• Funny Christmas card
• Vegetable Christmas card
• Swede Christmas card
• Funny food Christmas card
• Christmas dinner card
• Foodie Christmas card
• Gardening Christmas card
• Allotment Christmas card
• Funny Christmas card for friend
• Funny Christmas card for workmate
• British humour Christmas card
• Quirky festive card

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Diced Swede Christmas Card is blank inside, giving you complete freedom to add your own festive message.

Something heartfelt?

Absolutely.

Something ridiculous?

Much more Flocker.

Or simply:

“Have a cracking Christmas — and don’t forget the swede.”

Christmas dinner saved.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The Christmas Veg – Diced Swede Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The substantial card stock helps the original artwork look crisp while giving the finished card a premium feel in the hand.

Vegetable humour.

Premium finish.

148 x 148mm Square Christmas Card

Each Diced Swede Christmas Card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The square format gives the festive artwork plenty of room to stand out while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or adding to the Christmas mantelpiece.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for your own festive message.

Perfect for Foodies, Gardeners & Christmas Dinner Fans

Some people think about presents at Christmas.

Others are mostly thinking about lunch.

The Diced Swede Christmas Card makes a brilliant festive choice for:

• Keen cooks
• Food lovers
• Gardeners
• Allotment holders
• Vegetable growers
• Farmers
• Christmas dinner enthusiasts
• Friends who love unusual cards
• Work colleagues
• Family members

After all, Christmas dinner deserves its own characters too.

Christmas Veg – Flocker Style

Baaad Flockers® Christmas Cards are made for people who want something a little different.

Funny.

Witty.

Cheeky.

Quirky.

And occasionally made almost entirely from vegetables.

Diced Swede takes a humble Christmas dinner favourite and gives it the full Flocker treatment.

Because no vegetable should have to spend Christmas being boring.

A Properly Veggie Christmas

There are plenty of traditional Christmas characters.

Santa.

Snowmen.

Reindeer.

But the vegetables?

They’ve been ignored for far too long.

The Christmas Veg – Diced Swede Christmas Card gives this festive side dish its moment in the spotlight.

WARNING: Sending Diced Swede may result in intense Christmas dinner discussions, arguments over whether swede should be mashed or diced and someone claiming they’ve never actually liked it anyway.

Heard, Never Herded.