Deep Sh*t Birthday Card | Funny Rude Birthday Card

Another year older.

Another year wiser.

And somehow still ending up in Deep Sh*t.

The Deep Sh*t Birthday Card from Baaad Flockers® is a funny, cheeky birthday card made for people who enjoy their humour a little less polite and a lot more memorable.

Packed with classic Flocker attitude and British humour, Deep Sh*t is perfect for mates, partners, family members or anyone whose life seems to involve a suspicious amount of chaos.

Happy Birthday.

Good luck out there.

A Birthday Card for Someone Who Always Ends Up in It

Some people glide effortlessly through life.

Others somehow find themselves knee-deep in trouble, chaos, work, mud or questionable decisions.

The Deep Sh*t Birthday Card is for the second group.

Perfect for:

• Best mates
• Husbands
• Wives
• Partners
• Brothers
• Sisters
• Dads
• Workmates
• Big personalities
• Anyone who can laugh at themselves

Funny, Rude & Definitely Flocker

Baaad Flockers® cards are made for people who don't want to send the same predictable birthday message everyone else does.

Deep Sh*t is bold, cheeky and straight to the point.

It makes a brilliant choice as a:

• Funny birthday card
• Rude birthday card
• Cheeky birthday card
• Adult humour birthday card
• Funny card for him
• Funny card for her
• Funny card for mate
• Funny card for husband
• Funny card for wife
• Funny card for Dad
• Sarcastic birthday card
• British humour card

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Deep Sh*t Birthday Card is blank inside, leaving you completely free to finish the joke.

You can be heartfelt.

You can be cheeky.

Or you can simply write:

“Happy Birthday. Still in it, then?”

Sometimes less really is more.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The Deep Sh*t Birthday Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The substantial card stock gives the artwork a crisp appearance and makes the finished card feel properly premium.

The joke may be rude.

The quality isn't.

148 x 148mm Square Birthday Card

Each card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The square format gives the artwork plenty of room to stand out while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or keeping.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope.

All you need to decide is how much trouble you're willing to cause with the message inside.

Made for Birthdays That Need a Proper Laugh

Birthdays don't always need sentimental poetry.

Sometimes the best card is the one that gets an immediate laugh before it's even opened.

The Deep Sh*t Birthday Card is perfect for someone who appreciates honesty, sarcasm and a bit of British humour.

Say Happy Birthday Like a Flocker

The Flocker Birthday Cards Collection is designed for people who want something a little different.

Funny.

Witty.

Cheeky.

Occasionally rude.

And always full of personality.

Deep Sh*t fits in perfectly.

WARNING: Sending the Deep Sh*t Birthday Card may result in loud laughter, accusations of accuracy and the recipient reminding you of every time you've been in deeper sh*t than they have.

Heard, Never Herded.