Christmas Veg – Crab Apple | Funny Grumpy Christmas Card

Christmas cheer?

Festive spirit?

Not impressed.

Meet Crab Apple.

The Christmas Veg – Crab Apple Christmas Card from Baaad Flockers® is a funny, quirky festive card made for anyone who approaches Christmas with slightly less enthusiasm than everyone else.

Packed with original Flocker humour, fruity wordplay and plenty of grumpy festive personality, Crab Apple is perfect for friends, family, workmates or anyone who deserves a Christmas card that matches their wonderfully crabby side.

Merry Christmas?

We’ll see.

For the Christmas Grump in Your Life

Not everyone wakes up in December feeling full of festive joy.

Some people see twinkling lights.

Others see an unnecessarily complicated extension lead.

Some hear Christmas songs.

Others ask when they’re going to stop.

The Crab Apple Christmas Card is perfect for:

• Grumpy Dads
• Grumpy Grandads
• Partners
• Best mates
• Brothers
• Sisters
• Workmates
• Gardeners
• Food lovers
• Anyone who gets a little crabby at Christmas

A Brilliant Funny Grumpy Christmas Card

Looking for something more entertaining than another sweet and sentimental festive card?

Christmas Veg – Crab Apple delivers Christmas cheer with a wonderfully grumpy twist.

Perfect as a:

• Funny Christmas card
• Grumpy Christmas card
• Apple Christmas card
• Funny fruit Christmas card
• Christmas pun card
• Funny festive card
• Funny Christmas card for Dad
• Funny Christmas card for Grandad
• Funny Christmas card for mate
• Funny Christmas card for workmate
• British humour Christmas card
• Quirky Christmas card

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Crab Apple Christmas Card is blank inside, giving you plenty of room to add your own festive message.

Something heartfelt?

Of course.

Something cheeky?

Far more appropriate.

Or simply:

“Try not to be such a Crab Apple this Christmas.”

Good luck with that.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The Christmas Veg – Crab Apple Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The substantial card stock helps the original artwork look crisp while giving the finished card a premium feel in the hand.

Grumpy character.

Cheerful quality.

148 x 148mm Square Christmas Card

Each Crab Apple Christmas Card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The square format gives the festive artwork plenty of room to stand out while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or adding to the Christmas mantelpiece.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for your own festive message.

Christmas for the Less Enthusiastic

Some people love every second of Christmas.

Others tolerate it admirably.

The Crab Apple Christmas Card is ideal for:

• Christmas grumps
• Sarcastic friends
• Grumpy family members
• Workmates
• Gardeners
• Apple growers
• Food lovers
• People who dislike Christmas music
• Anyone who says “bah humbug” without actually saying it
• Anyone who needs cheering up

Because even the grumpiest person deserves a Christmas card.

Christmas Veg – Flocker Style

Baaad Flockers® Christmas Cards are made for people who like their festive greetings with a little more character.

Funny.

Witty.

Cheeky.

Sometimes cute.

Sometimes slightly grumpy.

Crab Apple brings a different flavour to Christmas — combining festive fun with the sort of expression that says:

“Is it January yet?”

Don’t Be Such a Crab Apple

Christmas can be wonderful.

It can also involve crowded shops, tangled lights, overcooked sprouts and far too many people asking whether you’re “feeling festive yet”.

The Christmas Veg – Crab Apple Christmas Card celebrates the people who take all of that in their stride.

By complaining about it.

WARNING: Sending Crab Apple may result in festive grumbling, complaints about Christmas music and the recipient insisting they’re not grumpy — everyone else is just annoying.

Heard, Never Herded.