Couldn’t Give A Flying Flock Coaster | Funny Sheep & British Humour Gift

Opinion?

Heard.

Concern?

Minimal.

Flocker?

Couldn’t give a flying flock.

Meet the Couldn’t Give A Flying Flock Coaster from Baaad Flockers® — a funny 9 x 9cm glossy coaster packed with Cookie’s rebellious sheep humour and the kind of attitude that says exactly what some people are thinking.

Cheeky, bold and full of character, this coaster makes a brilliant little gift for mates, work colleagues, Dads, Mums, sheep lovers and anyone who has reached the stage in life where other people’s nonsense is simply not worth the energy.

Small coaster.

Big attitude.

Zero flocks given.

Couldn’t Give A Flying Flock

Some people worry.

Some overthink.

Some spend far too much time wondering what everybody else thinks.

Flockers?

Not so much.

Couldn’t Give A Flying Flock celebrates that glorious moment when you decide to get on with life, have a brew and stop worrying about the noise.

Perfect for people who love:

• Funny sheep

• Cheeky British humour

• Rebellious characters

• Bold wordplay

• Quirky homeware

• Original Cookie artwork

• Baaad Flockers® attitude

For People Who Refuse to Follow the Herd

Life is too short for:

Unnecessary drama.

Pointless opinions.

People telling you how to live.

And bad coffee.

Couldn’t Give A Flying Flock is for the people who know who they are and are perfectly happy getting on with it.

Great Funny Sheep Gift

Sheep lover in your life?

Found their coaster.

This design makes a brilliant little gift for:

• Sheep lovers

• Countryside fans

• Baaad Flockers® collectors

• British humour fans

• People with a wicked sense of humour

Great Gift for a Mate

Know someone who has mastered the art of not caring about nonsense?

Perfect.

Couldn’t Give A Flying Flock makes a fun gift for:

• Best mates

• Brothers

• Sisters

• Friends

• Partners

Great Gift for Dad

Dad reached the age where his filter has more or less disappeared?

Excellent.

This coaster makes a fun gift for:

• Birthdays

• Father’s Day

• Christmas

• Stocking fillers

Great Gift for Mum

Mum has stopped worrying what everyone thinks?

Good for her.

Couldn’t Give A Flying Flock makes a brilliant gift for:

• Birthdays

• Mother’s Day

• Christmas

• Just because

Great Workmate Gift

Office nonsense?

Too many emails?

Another meeting that could have been a message?

This coaster understands.

Perfect for:

• Work colleagues

• Office jokers

• Home workers

• Managers with a sense of humour

• Team members

Great Office Coaster

Desk looking too serious?

Fix that.

Couldn’t Give A Flying Flock adds some proper personality to:

• Offices

• Home offices

• Studios

• Staff rooms

• Workshops

Great Man Cave Coaster

Man cave?

Perfect.

This coaster works brilliantly in:

• Man caves

• Garages

• Workshops

• Games rooms

• Home bars

• Pub sheds

Great Home Bar Coaster

Drink poured.

Opinions ignored.

Evening improved.

Couldn’t Give A Flying Flock makes a fun addition to:

• Home bars

• Garden bars

• Pub sheds

• Games rooms

Great Stocking Filler

Small.

Funny.

Full of attitude.

This coaster makes a brilliant Christmas stocking filler for someone who appreciates cheeky British humour.

Great Secret Santa Gift

Office rebel?

Friend with zero filter?

Colleague who says what everyone else is thinking?

Found their present.

Couldn’t Give A Flying Flock makes a memorable Secret Santa gift.

Great Birthday Extra

Already bought the main present?

Add a little Flocker attitude.

This coaster works brilliantly:

• Inside a gift bag

• Alongside a mug

• With other Baaad Flockers® coasters

• As part of a cheeky gift bundle

Original Artwork by Cookie

Couldn’t Give A Flying Flock features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, whose rebellious sheep characters have been making people laugh for decades.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustration

• British humour

• Memorable sheep characters

• Cheeky wordplay

• Rebellious personality

• Designs that start conversations

Not just another coaster.

Proper Baaad Flockers® attitude.

Glossy Finish

The glossy finish gives Cookie’s artwork a bright, clean appearance while turning an everyday coaster into a small piece of cheeky homeware.

Handy 9 x 9cm Size

At approximately 9 x 9cm, Couldn’t Give A Flying Flock is a practical size for everyday mugs, cups and glasses.

Perfect for:

• Coffee tables

• Kitchen tables

• Desks

• Home bars

• Man caves

• Workshops

Couldn’t Give A Flying Flock – Zero Flocks Given

Opinion?

Noted.

Drama?

Ignored.

Tea?

Poured.

The Couldn’t Give A Flying Flock Coaster from Baaad Flockers® combines original Cookie artwork, cheeky British humour and everyday practicality in one compact 9 x 9cm glossy coaster.

For mates.

For workmates.

For Dads.

For Mums.

For anyone who has decided life is far too short to care about every little thing.

Warning: May cause spontaneous chuckling, raised eyebrows and a noticeable reduction in unnecessary flock-giving.

Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.

Product Details

• Design: Couldn’t Give A Flying Flock

• Brand: Baaad Flockers®

• Artist: Cookie

• Product: Coaster

• Size: Approx. 9 x 9cm

• Glossy finish

• Durable material

• Designed to help protect surfaces

• Original Cookie artwork

• Funny sheep and British humour design

• Suitable for home, office, kitchen, workshop or bar

• Brilliant small gift

Perfect For

• Sheep lovers

• Baaad Flockers® fans

• British humour lovers

• Mates

• Friends

• Work colleagues

• Dads

• Mums

• Partners

• Offices

• Man caves

• Workshops

• Home bars

• Birthday gifts

• Father’s Day gifts

• Mother’s Day gifts

• Stocking fillers

• Secret Santa gifts