Couldn't Give A Flying Flock Greeting Card | Funny Rude & Sarcastic Card

Care deeply?

Not today.

Couldn’t Give A Flying Flock.

The Couldn't Give A Flying Flock Greeting Card from Baaad Flockers® is a funny, cheeky card for someone who has officially run out of patience, enthusiasm or reasons to pretend they care.

Packed with classic Flocker humour, attitude and a healthy dose of British sarcasm, this card is perfect for birthdays, friendships, celebrations, bad days or simply sending somebody a message that says exactly what they’re thinking.

Subtle?

Absolutely not.

For Someone Who Has Run Out of Flocks to Give

We all know somebody like this.

Maybe it’s your best mate.

Maybe it’s your partner.

Maybe it’s you.

The Couldn't Give A Flying Flock Card is made for people who have reached that wonderful stage where unnecessary drama, nonsense and other people’s opinions are simply no longer their problem.

Perfect for:

• Best mates
• Partners
• Brothers
• Sisters
• Workmates
• Dads
• Mums
• Straight-talking friends
• Sarcastic personalities
• Anyone completely out of flocks to give

A Brilliant Funny Rude Greeting Card

Looking for a card that says something a little more interesting than “Have a lovely day”?

This should do it.

The Couldn't Give A Flying Flock Card makes a brilliant choice as a:

• Funny rude card
• Sarcastic greeting card
• Cheeky birthday card
• Adult humour card
• Funny sheep card
• Funny card for mate
• Funny card for friend
• Funny card for him
• Funny card for her
• Attitude card
• British humour card
• Just because card

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Couldn't Give A Flying Flock Card is blank inside, leaving you completely free to finish the message your way.

Something heartfelt?

Of course.

Something sarcastic?

Much more on theme.

Or simply:

“Thought this reminded me of you.”

No further explanation required.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The Couldn't Give A Flying Flock Greeting Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The substantial card stock helps the original artwork look crisp while giving the finished card a proper premium feel.

Low tolerance.

High-quality card.

148 x 148mm Square Greeting Card

Each Couldn't Give A Flying Flock Card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The square format gives the artwork plenty of room to stand out while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or keeping.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for whatever message you dare to put inside.

More Than Just a Birthday Card

This is one of those cards that doesn’t really need an occasion.

It works brilliantly for:

• Birthdays
• Friendship messages
• Cheer-up cards
• Retirement
• Leaving cards
• Workmates
• Bad days
• New beginnings
• Celebrating not caring anymore
• Just because

Sometimes the reason for sending a card is simply:

“I saw this and immediately thought of you.”

Sarcasm – Flocker Style

Baaad Flockers® cards are designed for people who don’t always want sweet, sentimental or predictable.

Sometimes you need a card with attitude.

Sometimes you need sarcasm.

And sometimes you simply couldn’t give a flying flock.

Original character.

Cheeky British humour.

Full Flocker attitude.

For People Who Refuse to Follow the Herd

The Couldn't Give A Flying Flock Greeting Card is perfect for those wonderfully independent characters who know their own mind and aren’t particularly interested in what everyone else thinks.

No pretending.

No following the crowd.

No flocks given.

WARNING: Sending Couldn't Give A Flying Flock may result in raised eyebrows, uncontrollable laughter and the recipient proudly displaying it somewhere highly inappropriate.

Heard, Never Herded.