
Christmas?
Coming.
Vegetables?
Ready.
Lettuce?
Absolutely freezing.
Meet the Christmas Veg – Iceberg Lettuce Coaster from Baaad Flockers® — a funny 9 x 9cm glossy Christmas coaster packed with Cookie’s festive food humour and wonderfully ridiculous vegetable wordplay.
Quirky, practical and guaranteed to raise a smile around the Christmas table, Iceberg Lettuce makes a brilliant little gift for friends, family, food lovers, workmates and anyone who appreciates a properly silly Christmas pun.
Festive veg.
Frozen lettuce.
Christmas sorted.
Brussels sprouts?
Expected.
Carrots?
Traditional.
Iceberg lettuce?
Things have taken a turn.
The Christmas Veg collection brings Cookie’s quirky humour to festive food with designs made for people who prefer their Christmas dinner served with plenty of laughs.
And Iceberg Lettuce?
Possibly the coolest vegetable at the table.
Christmas is already full of traditions.
Turkey.
Roast potatoes.
Stuffing.
Vegetables.
So naturally Cookie had to start messing with them.
Iceberg Lettuce takes an everyday vegetable name and gives it a suitably wintry Christmas twist.
Simple.
Silly.
Exactly how we like it.
Christmas table looking a bit serious?
Add some vegetables.
Iceberg Lettuce brings festive humour to:
Christmas dinner tables
Kitchen tables
Coffee tables
Drinks stations
Home bars
Boxing Day gatherings
Perfect beneath a hot Christmas brew.
Which seems particularly appropriate for something called Iceberg Lettuce.
Small.
Funny.
Festive.
Easy to wrap.
Iceberg Lettuce makes a brilliant Christmas stocking filler for:
Mums
Dads
Grandparents
Partners
Friends
Work colleagues
Especially anyone with a weakness for terrible puns.
Office foodie?
Christmas joker?
Person impossible to buy for?
Sorted.
Iceberg Lettuce makes a funny Secret Santa gift without needing to know their shoe size, favourite perfume or entire life history.
Know someone who enjoys:
Cooking?
Food?
Christmas dinner?
Questionable vegetable jokes?
Excellent.
This festive coaster makes a fun little gift for foodie friends and family.
December kitchen?
Chaos.
Oven?
Full.
Kettle?
Working overtime.
Iceberg Lettuce adds a little Cookie humour to:
Kitchen tables
Worktops
Breakfast bars
Coffee stations
Festive drinks areas
Not every piece of Christmas décor needs:
Glitter.
Tinsel.
Reindeer.
Sometimes all you need is an extremely cold lettuce.
Iceberg Lettuce adds a fun little detail to the festive table while still being genuinely useful.
Mum doing Christmas dinner?
Give her something to laugh at.
Iceberg Lettuce makes a quirky little extra for:
Christmas stockings
Gift bags
Festive hampers
Kitchen gifts
Dad appreciates a terrible Christmas pun?
Perfect.
This coaster makes a fun festive gift for the man who will probably repeat the joke to every guest.
Grandparents enjoy something cheerful for the Christmas table?
Iceberg Lettuce makes a quirky seasonal gift with plenty of character.
Need something small for:
Best friends
Neighbours
Hosts
Work friends
Christmas visitors
This coaster makes an easy festive extra.
Christmas dinner finished?
Leftovers ready?
Tea poured?
Excellent.
Iceberg Lettuce can stay out for Boxing Day too.
Although hopefully the actual lettuce has gone back in the fridge.
One festive vegetable not enough?
Understandable.
Iceberg Lettuce works brilliantly alongside other Christmas Veg designs to create a quirky festive coaster collection full of Cookie humour.
A Christmas table with vegetables you actually want to see.
Christmas Veg – Iceberg Lettuce features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, whose hand-drawn characters and quirky wordplay have been making people laugh for decades.
Cookie’s artwork is known for:
Original hand-drawn illustration
British humour
Clever wordplay
Festive silliness
Memorable characters
Designs that start conversations
Not just another Christmas coaster.
Proper Cookie nonsense.
The glossy finish gives Cookie’s festive artwork a bright, clean appearance while turning an everyday coaster into a small piece of quirky Christmas décor.
At approximately 9 x 9cm, Christmas Veg – Iceberg Lettuce is a practical size for mugs, cups and glasses.
Perfect for:
Christmas dinner tables
Kitchen tables
Coffee tables
Desks
Festive drinks stations
Home bars
Vegetable?
Yes.
Temperature?
Questionable.
Christmas humour?
Definitely.
The Christmas Veg – Iceberg Lettuce Coaster from Baaad Flockers® combines original Cookie artwork, festive vegetable wordplay and everyday practicality in one compact 9 x 9cm glossy coaster.
For food lovers.
For Christmas lovers.
For Secret Santa.
For stockings.
For anyone who believes vegetables are much more entertaining when Cookie gets involved.
Warning: May cause festive chuckling, terrible vegetable jokes and heated debate over whether lettuce belongs anywhere near Christmas dinner.
Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.
Design: Christmas Veg – Iceberg Lettuce
Brand: Baaad Flockers®
Artist: Cookie
Product: Christmas Coaster
Size: Approx. 9 x 9cm
Glossy finish
Durable material
Designed to help protect surfaces
Original Cookie artwork
Funny festive vegetable design
Suitable for home, kitchen, office or Christmas table
Brilliant stocking filler and Secret Santa gift
Christmas lovers
Foodies
Vegetable-pun fans
Mums
Dads
Grandparents
Partners
Friends
Work colleagues
Christmas dinner tables
Festive kitchens
Christmas stockings
Secret Santa gifts
Festive hampers
Hard-to-buy-for people

