Christmas Swim Card | Funny Wild Swimming Christmas Card

Christmas morning?

Yes.

Warm indoors?

Apparently not.

Wild swim?

Obviously.

Meet the Kimmer Christmas Swim Card — a funny 148 x 148mm square greetings card celebrating festive dips, freezing water and the wonderfully determined swimmers who would not dream of letting Christmas interrupt their wild-swimming routine.

Featuring original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, this quirky card makes a brilliant Christmas card for wild swimmers, open-water swimmers, cold-water dippers, sea swimmers and swim buddies.

Festive.

Freezing.

Fabulous.

Christmas Swim – Kimmer Style

For most people, Christmas morning means:

Presents.

Breakfast.

A warm house.

For wild swimmers?

It may also mean:

Swimming costume.

Robe.

Flask.

And standing beside extremely cold water wondering who suggested this.

Christmas Swim celebrates those brilliantly adventurous swimmers who make a festive dip part of their Christmas tradition.

Great Wild Swimming Christmas Card

Got a wild swimmer on your Christmas card list?

Sorted.

Perfect for:

• Wild swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Lake swimmers

• River swimmers

• Swim buddies

• Ice swimmers

Great Christmas Day Swim Card

Christmas Day dips have become a much-loved tradition for many outdoor swimmers.

Cold water.

Festive hats.

Big smiles.

Then getting warm again as quickly as possible.

The Kimmer Christmas Swim Card captures that festive outdoor spirit with Cookie’s unmistakable humour.

Great Cold Water Swimmer Christmas Card

Know someone who thinks December water temperatures sound exciting rather than alarming?

This may be their card.

Perfect for swimmers who happily discuss:

Water temperature.

Weather conditions.

Christmas swims.

Boxing Day dips.

And where the post-swim coffee is coming from.

Great Card for a Swim Buddy

Wild-swimming friendship at Christmas usually sounds something like:

“Christmas swim?”

“What time?”

“Early.”

“How cold?”

“Best not ask.”

Kimmer Christmas Swim makes a brilliant card for the friend who is always ready for another dip.

Great Sea Swimming Christmas Card

Christmas by the coast?

Perfect.

This card makes a brilliant festive greeting for:

• Sea swimmers

• Beach swimmers

• Coastal adventurers

• Christmas Day dippers

• Boxing Day swimmers

Great Christmas Card for Her

Wild-swimming woman in your life?

Sorted.

Perfect for:

• Friends

• Mums

• Sisters

• Partners

• Swim buddies

• Swimming-club friends

Great Christmas Card for Him

Know someone who would happily swap a warm Christmas morning for a cold-water dip?

This card has probably found its owner.

Ideal for:

• Dads

• Partners

• Brothers

• Mates

• Outdoor swimmers

Great Swimming Club Christmas Card

Need a card for someone in the swim group?

Christmas Swim is perfect for:

• Swimming-club friends

• Wild-swimming groups

• Cold-water communities

• Open-water buddies

Especially the person already organising the festive dip.

Original Artwork by Cookie

Christmas Swim features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, whose Kimmer Wild Swimmer designs celebrate outdoor adventure, British humour and the wonderfully eccentric world of cold-water swimming.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustration

• British humour

• Wild-swimming characters

• Seasonal comedy

• Outdoor adventure

• Designs full of personality

Not just another Christmas card.

A proper Kimmer Christmas.

Blank Inside

The card is blank inside, giving you plenty of room to add your own festive message.

Write something:

Heartfelt.

Funny.

Cheeky.

Christmassy.

Or simply:

“See you at the water!”

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

Printed on 300gsm silk card, Christmas Swim has a smooth, sturdy and premium feel that beautifully showcases Cookie’s original artwork.

148 x 148mm Square Size

At approximately 148 x 148mm square, there is plenty of room inside for your own Christmas message.

Each card includes a white envelope, ready for posting or gifting.

Christmas Swim – Festive. Freezing. Fabulous.

Christmas?

Merry.

Water?

Freezing.

Swimmer?

Still getting in.

The Kimmer Christmas Swim Card combines original Cookie artwork, festive humour and wild-swimming spirit in one quirky square Christmas card.

For wild swimmers.

For cold dippers.

For swim buddies.

For Christmas Day swimmers.

For anyone who believes a festive dip makes Christmas that little bit more memorable.

Warning: May cause spontaneous Christmas swim planning, festive robe shopping and messages asking “what time are we meeting at the water?”

Kimmer Wild Swimmer – Cold Water. Warm Laughs.

Product Details

• Design: Christmas Swim

• Range: Kimmer Wild Swimmer

• Artist: Cookie

• Product: Christmas Greetings Card

• Size: Approx. 148 x 148mm square

• Card: 300gsm silk

• Blank inside

• Includes white envelope

• Original Cookie artwork

• Wild swimming and Christmas theme

• Perfect for festive greetings to outdoor swimmers

Perfect For

• Wild swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Ice swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Lake swimmers

• River swimmers

• Swim buddies

• Christmas Day swimmers

• Boxing Day swimmers

• Swimming-club friends

• Funny Christmas cards