Christmas Retro Hopper Card | Funny Retro & Nostalgic Christmas Card

Christmas?

Retro.

Childhood memories?

Activated.

Space Hopper?

Ready to bounce.

Meet the Christmas Retro Hopper Card from Baaad Flockers® — a funny, nostalgic Christmas card celebrating one of those brilliantly simple childhood toys that instantly takes you back to the good old days.

Featuring original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, this quirky festive card is perfect for retro lovers, nostalgic Dads and Mums, 70s kids, 80s kids and anyone who remembers when entertainment involved bouncing uncontrollably around the garden on a giant inflatable hopper.

Christmas cheer.

Retro gear.

Bounce back in time.

Christmas Retro Hopper

Before smartphones.

Before gaming online.

Before Christmas became quite so complicated...

There was the Space Hopper.

Big.

Orange.

Bouncy.

And responsible for countless competitive races, dramatic falls and slightly bruised childhood pride.

Christmas Retro Hopper brings that nostalgic fun into the festive season with Cookie’s unmistakable humour.

A Christmas Card Packed with Nostalgia

Some Christmas cards make you smile.

Others suddenly transport you back decades.

Christmas Retro Hopper is made for anyone who remembers:

• Space Hoppers

• Retro toys

• Christmas mornings as a child

• 70s and 80s nostalgia

• Playing outside until dark

• Proper old-school fun

Great Funny Christmas Card

Looking for a Christmas card that is not all robins, snowflakes and sensible festive greetings?

This is it.

Christmas Retro Hopper brings a little more character to Christmas.

Perfect for:

• Friends

• Family

• Mates

• Colleagues

• Retro fans

• Anyone difficult to buy a card for

Great Retro Christmas Card

Love everything retro?

Perfect.

This card makes a brilliant festive choice for anyone who appreciates:

• Vintage toys

• Retro culture

• Childhood nostalgia

• Classic British humour

• Old-school Christmas memories

Great Card for 70s Kids

Grew up in the 1970s?

There is a good chance a Space Hopper was involved somewhere.

Christmas Retro Hopper makes a fun card for someone who remembers a childhood of:

Simple toys.

Scraped knees.

Outdoor adventures.

And questionable health and safety.

Great Card for 80s Kids

Space Hoppers did not disappear when the 70s ended.

Plenty of 80s childhoods involved bouncing around on one too.

This card makes a brilliant nostalgic Christmas greeting for anyone who loves remembering the toys they grew up with.

Great Christmas Card for Dad

Dad constantly telling everyone:

“Christmas was different when we were kids”?

Excellent.

Give him something to prove his point.

Christmas Retro Hopper makes a funny festive card for Dads who enjoy:

• Retro memories

• Classic toys

• British humour

• Childhood nostalgia

Great Christmas Card for Mum

Mum remember Space Hoppers?

This could trigger some stories.

Possibly about:

Who had one.

Who wanted one.

Who fell off one.

And who claimed they were brilliant at racing them.

Great Christmas Card for Grandad

Grandad enjoys a little nostalgia?

Perfect.

Christmas Retro Hopper makes a quirky card for someone who appreciates how much childhood Christmases — and toys — have changed over the years.

Great Card for a Friend

Got a mate who loves retro stuff?

This card may instantly start the:

“Do you remember these?”

conversation.

Which will probably be followed by:

“They should bring them back.”

Great Secret Santa Addition

Bought someone a retro-themed Secret Santa present?

Add Christmas Retro Hopper for the finishing touch.

Funny.

Festive.

Nostalgic.

And considerably more interesting than a generic Christmas card.

Original Artwork by Cookie

Christmas Retro Hopper features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, whose character-led illustrations combine quirky observations, nostalgia and unmistakable British humour.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustration

• British humour

• Retro inspiration

• Nostalgic characters

• Clever visual comedy

• Designs packed with personality

Not just another Christmas card.

A little bounce back to the good old days.

Blank Inside

The card is blank inside, leaving you free to write your own festive message.

Make it:

Heartfelt.

Funny.

Cheeky.

Nostalgic.

Or simply:

“Have a bouncing Christmas!”

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

Printed on 300gsm silk card, Christmas Retro Hopper has a smooth, sturdy and premium-quality finish that showcases Cookie’s original artwork beautifully.

148 x 148mm Square Size

At approximately 148 x 148mm square, there is plenty of room inside for your personal Christmas message.

Each card includes a white envelope, ready for posting or gifting.

Christmas Retro Hopper – Bounce Back to Christmas Past.

Christmas?

Sorted.

Nostalgia?

Fully inflated.

Hopper?

Ready.

The Christmas Retro Hopper Card from Baaad Flockers® combines original Cookie artwork, Christmas humour and classic retro nostalgia in one quirky square greetings card.

For 70s kids.

For 80s kids.

For retro lovers.

For Mums and Dads.

For anyone who remembers when getting a Space Hopper for Christmas felt like winning the lottery.

Warning: May cause sudden childhood flashbacks, competitive Space Hopper stories and declarations of “I used to have one of those!”

Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.

Product Details

• Design: Christmas Retro Hopper

• Brand: Baaad Flockers®

• Artist: Cookie

• Product: Christmas Greetings Card

• Size: Approx. 148 x 148mm square

• Card: 300gsm silk

• Blank inside

• Includes white envelope

• Original Cookie artwork

• Retro Christmas and nostalgia theme

• Perfect for festive greetings

Perfect For

• Retro lovers

• Space Hopper fans

• 70s kids

• 80s kids

• Nostalgia lovers

• Dads

• Mums

• Grandads

• Friends

• Partners

• Retro toy fans

• Funny Christmas cards

• Nostalgic Christmas cards

• Secret Santa