Christmas Flocker Card | Funny & Quirky Christmas Card

Christmas cheer.

Flocker humour.

Blank inside.

You supply the rest.

The Christmas Flocker Card from Baaad Flockers® is made for anyone who prefers their festive greetings with a little more humour, character and personality.

Featuring original Flocker artwork and that unmistakable Baaad Flockers® sense of fun, this quirky Christmas card is a brilliant way to send festive wishes to friends, family, partners, colleagues or fellow Flockers.

Funny enough to make them smile.

Blank enough to say exactly what you want.

Christmas Greetings – Flocker Style

Not everyone wants a Christmas card covered in predictable festive clichés.

Some people want something with a little more personality.

The Christmas Flocker Card brings together festive spirit and Baaad Flockers® humour in a card designed to stand out from the Christmas pile.

Perfect for:

• Friends
• Family
• Partners
• Workmates
• Fellow Flockers
• Secret Santa
• Hard-to-buy-for people
• Anyone who enjoys British humour

Because Christmas cards don’t have to be sensible.

Original Flocker Artwork

Baaad Flockers® is built around original artwork, character and humour.

Our Flocker designs are created to make people stop, look and smile — and our Christmas cards bring that same personality to festive gifting.

No bland Christmas greeting.

No boring card.

Just proper Flocker character.

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Christmas Flocker Card is blank inside, leaving you free to write exactly what the occasion requires.

Go heartfelt.

Go funny.

Go sarcastic.

Write an inside joke.

Or simply write:

Merry Flockin’ Christmas.

We’ll leave that bit to you.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The card is printed on 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and premium-quality finish.

It feels substantial in the hand and gives the artwork a polished appearance worthy of the person receiving it.

Because even cheeky Christmas cards deserve proper quality.

148 x 148mm Square Card

At 148 x 148mm, the square format gives the Christmas Flocker artwork plenty of presence without becoming oversized.

A compact card.

A bold design.

Plenty of room inside for your festive masterpiece.

White Envelope Included

Every Christmas Flocker Card comes complete with a white envelope, so it’s ready to write, address and send.

Simple.

Useful.

No frantic search through the drawer for an envelope that almost fits.

A Funny Christmas Card for Friends

Some friendships deserve something more entertaining than:

“Season’s Greetings.”

The Christmas Flocker Card makes a brilliant choice for:

• Best friends
• Old friends
• Drinking buddies
• Walking mates
• Work friends
• Flocker fans
• People who appreciate your sense of humour

Add your own message inside and make it as polite...

or as Flocker...

as necessary.

Great for Family Too

Mum.

Dad.

Grandad.

Brother.

Sister.

Partner.

The Christmas Flocker Card works particularly well for family members who enjoy a laugh and appreciate something a little less conventional.

Especially the one who normally reads the funny cards first.

Perfect for Secret Santa

Need a card to accompany a Secret Santa present?

Flocker Christmas humour fits the occasion rather nicely.

Use it alongside:

• Funny gifts
• Clothing
• Mugs
• Stocking fillers
• Office presents
• Flocker gifts

And let your own message inside finish the job.

A Christmas Card for Fellow Flockers

Already know someone who loves Baaad Flockers®?

Even better.

The Christmas Flocker Card is a fun way to bring a little bit of the flock into their Christmas.

Perfect alongside a Baaad Flockers® gift or simply sent on its own to remind them:

Once a Flocker...

always a Flocker.

Give Someone the Gift of Laughter

Christmas cards are small things.

But the right card can still make someone laugh the moment they open it.

That’s what Flocker cards are about.

Original artwork.

Good humour.

A little cheekiness.

And something different from the predictable cards filling the shelves.

Christmas Flocker – Festive, Funny & Definitely Not Boring

Write something heartfelt.

Write something ridiculous.

Write the joke only the two of you understand.

The Christmas Flocker Card gives you the artwork.

The inside belongs to you.

For friends.

For family.

For fellow Flockers.

For Christmas with a bit more character.

WARNING: Sending a Christmas Flocker Card may result in laughter, repeat Flocker card requests and considerably higher expectations for next year’s Christmas card.

Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.

Product Details

• Design: Christmas Flocker
• Product: Christmas Greeting Card
• Original Flocker artwork
• Funny and quirky festive design
• Blank inside for your own message
• 148 x 148mm square
• Premium 300gsm silk card
• Smooth, sturdy finish
• White envelope included
• Great for friends, family and fellow Flockers
• Ideal for Christmas gifting and Secret Santa
• Designed for people who appreciate humour and originality

Perfect For

• Funny Christmas cards
• Friends
• Family
• Partners
• Work colleagues
• Secret Santa
• Fellow Flockers
• British humour fans
• Quirky Christmas gifts
• Hard-to-buy-for people
• Adding to a Baaad Flockers® Christmas gi