Christmas Crab Apple Coaster | Funny Grumpy Christmas Gift

Festive?

Technically.

Cheerful?

Debatable.

Crab Apple?

Absolutely.

Meet the Christmas Crab Apple Coaster from Baaad Flockers® — a funny 9 x 9cm glossy Christmas coaster packed with Cookie’s festive humour and plenty of seasonal attitude.

Quirky, Christmassy and just the right amount of grumpy, Christmas Crab Apple makes a brilliant little gift for friends, family, workmates and that one person who approaches Christmas cheer with considerable suspicion.

Small coaster.

Big Christmas grumble.

Proper festive character.

Christmas Crab Apple

Christmas is magical.

Apparently.

There are lights.

Decorations.

Presents.

Food.

Family.

And an impressive number of reasons to become slightly crabby.

Christmas Crab Apple celebrates the less-than-sparkly side of the festive season with Cookie’s wonderfully cheeky British humour.

Perfect for people who love:

• Christmas

• Grumpy humour

• Festive characters

• British comedy

• Quirky Christmas gifts

• Original Cookie artwork

• Baaad Flockers® festive fun

For the Grumpiest Member of the Family

Every Christmas gathering has one.

The person who:

Complains the music started too early.

Questions why there are lights everywhere.

Grumbles about the queues.

Then secretly enjoys the whole thing.

Found their coaster.

Christmas Crab Apple is a brilliant little gift for anyone who wears their seasonal grumpiness with pride.

Christmas Humour, Flocker Style

Too many people?

Too much noise?

Too much Christmas cheer before December has even properly started?

We understand.

Christmas Crab Apple brings a little honesty to festive décor.

Not everyone is jingling all the way.

Some are muttering quietly behind the mince pies.

Funny Christmas Table Coaster

Christmas table looking a little too cheerful?

Balance restored.

Christmas Crab Apple adds some cheeky personality to:

• Christmas dinner tables

• Kitchen tables

• Coffee tables

• Drinks stations

• Home bars

• Boxing Day gatherings

Perfect for seating the resident Christmas grump.

Great Christmas Stocking Filler

Small.

Funny.

Festive.

Slightly grumpy.

Christmas Crab Apple makes a brilliant Christmas stocking filler for:

• Mums

• Dads

• Grandparents

• Partners

• Friends

• Work colleagues

Especially if everybody knows exactly who it is meant for.

Great Secret Santa Gift

Office grump?

Christmas sceptic?

Colleague already complaining about the festive playlist?

Sorted.

Christmas Crab Apple makes a brilliant Secret Santa gift with plenty of personality.

Great Gift for Dad

Dad grumbling his way through Christmas?

Perfect.

This coaster makes a fun little gift for:

• Christmas stockings

• Gift bags

• Secret Santa

• Festive hampers

Especially for the Dad who says:

“Christmas is all a load of fuss.”

While helping himself to another mince pie.

Great Gift for Grandad

Grandad famous for telling everyone Christmas was better years ago?

Found his coaster.

Christmas Crab Apple makes a cheeky little gift with plenty of old-fashioned grumbling potential.

Great Gift for Mum

Mum organised:

The presents.

The food.

The decorations.

The family.

And now she is allowed to be a little crabby.

This funny festive coaster makes a brilliant little Christmas extra.

Great Gift for a Mate

Know someone who enjoys Christmas but refuses to admit it?

Excellent.

Christmas Crab Apple makes a fun present for:

• Best mates

• Brothers

• Sisters

• Partners

• Friends

Great Office Christmas Coaster

December at work can involve:

Christmas songs.

Decorations.

Chocolate.

Secret Santa.

And somebody asking:

“Do we really need all this tinsel?”

Christmas Crab Apple knows exactly who they are.

Great Christmas Kitchen Coaster

The kitchen at Christmas is busy enough to make anyone slightly crabby.

Food cooking.

Kettle boiling.

People wandering in.

Someone opening the fridge every thirty seconds.

Christmas Crab Apple gives your brew somewhere suitable to sit while you quietly judge everybody.

Great Boxing Day Coaster

Christmas Day survived?

Excellent.

Now comes the proper recovery period.

Leftovers.

Tea.

Quiet.

And significantly fewer expectations to be cheerful.

Christmas Crab Apple is particularly well suited to Boxing Day.

Great Gift for the Hard-to-Buy-For Person

Has everything?

Wants nothing?

Complains about presents?

Ideal.

This funny Christmas coaster is practical, quirky and considerably safer than trying to guess what else they might want.

Original Artwork by Cookie

Christmas Crab Apple features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, whose hand-drawn characters and cheeky humour have been making people laugh for decades.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustration

• British humour

• Memorable characters

• Everyday observations

• Festive silliness

• Designs that start conversations

Because Christmas characters do not all have to be cheerful.

Glossy Finish

The glossy finish gives Cookie’s festive artwork a bright, clean appearance while turning an everyday coaster into a small piece of quirky Christmas décor.

Handy 9 x 9cm Size

At approximately 9 x 9cm, Christmas Crab Apple is a practical size for everyday mugs, cups and glasses.

Perfect for:

• Christmas tables

• Coffee tables

• Kitchen counters

• Desks

• Home bars

• Festive gatherings

Christmas Crab Apple – Merry-ish Christmas

Christmas spirit?

Present.

Patience?

Limited.

Crabbiness?

Festively high.

The Christmas Crab Apple Coaster from Baaad Flockers® combines original Cookie artwork, grumpy festive humour and everyday practicality in one compact 9 x 9cm glossy coaster.

For Christmas grumps.

For Dads.

For Grandads.

For Secret Santa.

For anyone who enjoys Christmas...

Just quietly.

Warning: May cause festive chuckling, dramatic sighing and repeated use of the phrase “bah humbug.”

Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.

Product Details

• Design: Christmas Crab Apple

• Brand: Baaad Flockers®

• Artist: Cookie

• Product: Christmas Coaster

• Size: Approx. 9 x 9cm

• Glossy finish

• Durable material

• Designed to help protect surfaces

• Original Cookie artwork

• Funny grumpy Christmas design

• Suitable for home, kitchen, office or Christmas table

• Brilliant stocking filler and Secret Santa gift

Perfect For

• Christmas grumps

• British humour fans

• Mums

• Dads

• Grandparents

• Partners

• Friends

• Work colleagues

• Christmas dinner tables

• Festive home décor

• Christmas stockings

• Secret Santa gifts

• Boxing Day

• Christmas hampers

• Hard-to-buy-for people