Butcher Coaster | Funny Butcher & British Humour Gift

Knife?

Sharp.

Banter?

Sharper.

Flocker?

Definitely.

Meet the Butcher Coaster from Baaad Flockers® — a funny 9 x 9cm glossy coaster combining Cookie’s unmistakable humour with plenty of character for the butcher, meat lover or countryside character in your life.

Practical, quirky and easy to gift, the Butcher Coaster makes a brilliant little present for butchers, farm-shop staff, meat enthusiasts, Dads, Grandads, workmates and anyone who enjoys a bit of British humour with their brew.

Small coaster.

Big character.

Proper butcher banter.

Butcher – Flocker Style

Every trade has its characters.

Butchers?

Definitely.

Early starts.

Busy counters.

Sharp skills.

Plenty of banter.

And hopefully enough time for a decent cuppa.

The Butcher Coaster brings that world together with Cookie’s distinctive Baaad Flockers® humour.

Perfect for people who love:

• Butcher humour

• Traditional trades

• Farm shops

• Countryside life

• Foodie gifts

• Funny sheep

• British humour

• Original Cookie artwork

Great Gift for a Butcher

Know a butcher who deserves something a little different?

Found their coaster.

Perfect for:

• Independent butchers

• Traditional butchers

• Apprentice butchers

• Retired butchers

• Butcher-shop owners

• Butchery teams

A small gift with plenty of personality.

Great Butcher Shop Gift

Tea and coffee are essential in most workplaces.

Especially busy ones.

The Butcher Coaster makes a fun addition to:

• Butcher-shop staff rooms

• Counters

• Break areas

• Offices

• Farm shops

Practical enough to use every day and cheeky enough to raise a smile.

Great Thank-You Gift for a Butcher

Got a brilliant local butcher?

Want a small thank-you?

This coaster makes a fun little present without being over the top.

Ideal for:

• Christmas thank-yous

• Retirement gifts

• Birthday extras

• Staff presents

Great Gift for Farm Shop Staff

Butchers and farm shops often go hand in hand.

The Butcher Coaster makes a quirky gift for:

• Farm-shop teams

• Countryside retailers

• Rural businesses

• Food-hall staff

• Local produce enthusiasts

Great Gift for Meat Lovers

Know someone who takes:

Steak.

Sausages.

Sunday roast.

And the BBQ

Very seriously?

This coaster may suit them perfectly.

Great BBQ Gift

BBQ boss in your life?

Sorted.

The Butcher Coaster makes a fun addition to:

• BBQ areas

• Outdoor kitchens

• Garden bars

• Home bars

• Man caves

Especially for someone who considers themselves highly qualified around a grill.

Great Gift for Dad

Dad loves a proper roast or a bit of butcher-shop banter?

Perfect.

This coaster makes a fun gift for:

• Birthdays

• Father’s Day

• Christmas

• Stocking fillers

Great Gift for Grandad

Grandad appreciates traditional trades and British humour?

Even better.

The Butcher Coaster makes a quirky little gift with plenty of character.

Great Gift for a Workmate

Know someone in the trade who enjoys a laugh?

Found their present.

Perfect for:

• Workmates

• Apprentices

• Colleagues

• Bosses with a sense of humour

• Leaving gifts

Great Kitchen Coaster

This one feels right at home in the kitchen.

Perfect for:

• Kitchen tables

• Breakfast bars

• Coffee stations

• Dining tables

• Outdoor kitchens

Great Man Cave Coaster

Man cave?

Home bar?

BBQ shack?

Sorted.

The Butcher Coaster adds some Baaad Flockers® humour to:

• Man caves

• Garden bars

• Pub sheds

• Games rooms

• BBQ areas

Great Stocking Filler

Small.

Funny.

Useful.

The Butcher Coaster makes a brilliant Christmas stocking filler for butchers, food lovers and BBQ enthusiasts.

Great Secret Santa Gift

Workplace butcher?

Foodie colleague?

BBQ obsessive?

Perfect.

This coaster makes a fun Secret Santa gift without being another generic present.

Great Birthday Extra

Already bought the main gift?

Add a little Flocker extra.

The Butcher Coaster works brilliantly:

• Inside a gift bag

• Alongside a mug

• As part of a foodie gift

• With BBQ accessories

• With other Baaad Flockers® coasters

Original Artwork by Cookie

The Butcher Coaster features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, whose characterful Baaad Flockers® designs have been making people laugh for decades.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustration

• British humour

• Memorable characters

• Everyday observations

• Countryside influences

• Designs that start conversations

Not just another coaster.

Proper Baaad Flockers® character.

Glossy Finish

The glossy finish gives Cookie’s artwork a bright, clean appearance while turning an everyday coaster into a small piece of quirky homeware.

Handy 9 x 9cm Size

At approximately 9 x 9cm, the Butcher Coaster is a practical size for everyday mugs, cups and glasses.

Perfect for:

• Kitchens

• Butcher shops

• Staff rooms

• Offices

• Home bars

• BBQ areas

Butcher – Proper Trade. Proper Banter.

Brew?

Ready.

Break?

Finally.

Banter?

Never far away.

The Butcher Coaster from Baaad Flockers® combines original Cookie artwork, British trade humour and everyday practicality in one compact 9 x 9cm glossy coaster.

For butchers.

For farm shops.

For Dads.

For food lovers.

For anyone who appreciates a proper trade and a proper laugh.

Warning: May result in spontaneous chuckling and strong opinions about the correct thickness of a steak.

Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.

Product Details

• Design: Butcher

• Brand: Baaad Flockers®

• Artist: Cookie

• Product: Coaster

• Size: Approx. 9 x 9cm

• Glossy finish

• Durable material

• Designed to help protect surfaces

• Original Cookie artwork

• Butcher and trade-inspired humour

• Suitable for home, kitchen, office, shop or bar

• Brilliant small gift

Perfect For

• Butchers

• Butcher-shop owners

• Apprentice butchers

• Retired butchers

• Farm-shop staff

• Food lovers

• BBQ enthusiasts

• Dads

• Grandads

• Mates

• Work colleagues

• Kitchen gifts

• Birthday gifts

• Father’s Day gifts

• Christmas gifts

• Stocking fillers

• Secret Santa gifts